Muahaha! You'll have some trouble with that first part! YAP YAP!
Time to go old school {points wet nose at GG and casts Mangar's Mallet}
Muahaha! You'll have some trouble with that first part! YAP YAP!No, this is terrible!It ain't no picnic for me either, buster! I was just trying to be nice.
{goes off into corner, depressed} Greenish-Grey for this insult of Pood-dullness!
Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't mad at you.
<Licks Eekster Bunny>
I'll hold Greenish-Grey Slaad down, while you kill him.
<Licking self>
Can't you see I'm busy???Damn it!
<Tries to jump on GGS>
Muahaha! You'll have some trouble with that first part! YAP YAP!Time to go old school {points wet nose at GG and casts Mangar's Mallet}
*Dodges and lobs mushrooms at Eekster Buhnay, which release spores which are sucked into nose*
*Earth opens up, pulled apart by tiny mushroom threads and GGS goes under, avoiding Cobb Slaad as earth closes, causing Cobb to comically hit ground*
You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*
Whew. That was scary.
EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!
We seem to be the only ones still uneffected, and I think it's only a matter of time. We need to eliminate the Greyish-Greenish Slaad once and for all.
<Pants>
Well, that didn't work out.
We seem to be the only ones still uneffected, and I think it's only a matter of time. We need to eliminate the Greyish-Greenish Slaad once and for all.You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*
Whew. That was scary.
EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!
Please. Someone end this.
Oooh, speaking of eliminating...
<Piddles>
We seem to be the only ones still uneffected, and I think it's only a matter of time. We need to eliminate the Greyish-Greenish Slaad once and for all.You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*
Whew. That was scary.
EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!
"Actually, it doesn't depend upon me. Otherwise, leaving would end the spell."
"Actually, it doesn't depend upon me. Otherwise, leaving would end the spell."We seem to be the only ones still uneffected, and I think it's only a matter of time. We need to eliminate the Greyish-Greenish Slaad once and for all.You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*
Whew. That was scary.
EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!
"Actually, it doesn't depend upon me. Otherwise, leaving would end the spell."We seem to be the only ones still uneffected, and I think it's only a matter of time. We need to eliminate the Greyish-Greenish Slaad once and for all.You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*
Whew. That was scary.
EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!
What?
What?"Actually, it doesn't depend upon me. Otherwise, leaving would end the spell."We seem to be the only ones still uneffected, and I think it's only a matter of time. We need to eliminate the Greyish-Greenish Slaad once and for all.You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*
Whew. That was scary.
EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!
Nuffin! <Whistles innocently>
Fine. I say we kill everything that isn't either 100% slaadi or that was 100% slaadi. Kill 'em all - Jacks, Moorluck's Clan, and all the Pood-dulls - boil their blood, smash their flesh to pulp, and grind their bones to powder. Sooner or later, we'll find the culprit and either they end the curse or we'll end him/her/it/them.
Starting with this little runt here- {casts Power Word: P*ss*ed Off at Anti Alias}
Fine. I say we kill everything that isn't either 100% slaadi or that was 100% slaadi. Kill 'em all - Jacks, Moorluck's Clan, and all the Pood-dulls - boil their blood, smash their flesh to pulp, and grind their bones to powder. Sooner or later, we'll find the culprit and either they end the curse or we'll end him/her/it/them.
Starting with this little runt here- {casts Power Word: P*ss*ed Off at Anti Alias}
Hey, don't be mean! C'mon, I made you a poodle, didn't I? Why are you so mad?
Hey, don't be mean! C'mon, I made you a poodle, didn't I? Why are you so mad?
Eekster NOT Poodle!!
Eekster hate being all hairy with toilet breath!!
Eekster SMASH!!!! {casts quickened maximized Baleful Polymorph: Squeaky Toy at Greyish-Greenish}
Hey, don't be mean! C'mon, I made you a poodle, didn't I? Why are you so mad?Eekster NOT Poodle!!
Eekster hate being all hairy with toilet breath!!
Eekster SMASH!!!! {casts quickened maximized Baleful Polymorph: Squeaky Toy at Greyish-Greenish}
*Humps Eekstah Buhnay's leg*
*Humps Eekstah Buhnay's leg*
ARGH! No... so ANGRY... can't sto-
{gamma-punts Greyish-Greenish Slaad into RotPL thread}
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Muahaha! You'll have some trouble with that first part! YAP YAP!No, this is terrible!It ain't no picnic for me either, buster! I was just trying to be nice.
{goes off into corner, depressed} Greenish-Grey for this insult of Pood-dullness!
Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't mad at you.
<Licks Eekster Bunny>
I'll hold Greenish-Grey Slaad down, while you kill him.
Perhaps we should just kill him then.
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We seem to be the only ones still uneffected, and I think it's only a matter of time. We need to eliminate the Greyish-Greenish Slaad once and for all.You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*
Whew. That was scary.
EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!
I think since I'm using the PFRPG rules for disease it's different. Plus I've got average Fort saves.
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Fine. I say we kill everything that isn't either 100% slaadi or that was 100% slaadi. Kill 'em all - Jacks, Moorluck's Clan, and all the Pood-dulls - boil their blood, smash their flesh to pulp, and grind their bones to powder. Sooner or later, we'll find the culprit and either they end the curse or we'll end him/her/it/them.
Starting with this little runt here- {casts Power Word: P*ss*ed Off at Anti Alias}
Actually, it was GGS that cast the curse.
<Feeling slightly singed>
Ow! I just wander into this thread for three seconds, and you blast me. Sheesh! I'm leaving.
I think since I'm using the PFRPG rules for disease it's different. Plus I've got average Fort saves.We seem to be the only ones still uneffected, and I think it's only a matter of time. We need to eliminate the Greyish-Greenish Slaad once and for all.You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*
Whew. That was scary.
EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!
I think I managed to stay safe because I am using the 4e rules, and this whole thing became a skill challenge.
{Gates back in dressed in head-to-toe skin-tight gnomish biomagical protection suit} My memories are pretty hazy, but I'm starting to remember enough. I'm not sure how I got back to normal, but I'm not getting the curse again.
I think I managed to stay safe because I am using the 4e rules, and this whole thing became a skill challenge.
4e!!!! Oh no, that's an even worse curse. MEDIC!
{Gates back in dressed in head-to-toe skin-tight gnomish biomagical protection suit} My memories are pretty hazy, but I'm starting to remember enough. I'm not sure how I got back to normal, but I'm not getting the curse again.
<Licks Eekster Buhnay>
I hope this works!
{Gates back in dressed in head-to-toe skin-tight gnomish biomagical protection suit} My memories are pretty hazy, but I'm starting to remember enough. I'm not sure how I got back to normal, but I'm not getting the curse again.<Licks Eekster Buhnay>
I hope this works!
Great idea! Infect her with poodle saliva!
Great idea! Infect her with poodle saliva!{Gates back in dressed in head-to-toe skin-tight gnomish biomagical protection suit} My memories are pretty hazy, but I'm starting to remember enough. I'm not sure how I got back to normal, but I'm not getting the curse again.<Licks Eekster Buhnay>
I hope this works!
The biomagical protection suit is air-tight! I'll have to find another way to change back.
What would happen if I implanted eggs into a slaad that has been transformed into a poodle?
What would happen if I implanted eggs into a slaad that has been transformed into a poodle?
You'd have to buy him a drink first to find out.
What would happen if I implanted eggs into a slaad that has been transformed into a poodle?You'd have to buy him a drink first to find out.
You mean slip him a roofie?
No thanks, slaad spawning just isn't the same without all the screaming.
What would happen if I implanted eggs into a slaad that has been transformed into a poodle?You'd have to buy him a drink first to find out.You mean slip him a roofie?
No thanks, slaad spawning just isn't the same without all the screaming.
Nah. Just a drink or two to loosen him up a bit. Then he can still scream. ;)
Nah. Just a drink or two to loosen him up a bit. Then he can still scream. ;)What would happen if I implanted eggs into a slaad that has been transformed into a poodle?You'd have to buy him a drink first to find out.You mean slip him a roofie?
No thanks, slaad spawning just isn't the same without all the screaming.
I like the way you think.
<Trots over>
Hey, what'cha guys talking about? YAP!
<Piddles>
<Trots over>
Hey, what'cha guys talking about? YAP!
<Piddles>
*implants the slaadpoodle with slaad eggs*
Meh. Now I smell like poodle.
<Trots over>
Hey, what'cha guys talking about? YAP!
<Piddles>
*implants the slaadpoodle with slaad eggs*
Meh. Now I smell like poodle.
I feel sleepy!
<Conks out>
<Trots over>
Hey, what'cha guys talking about? YAP!
<Piddles>
*implants the slaadpoodle with slaad eggs*
Meh. Now I smell like poodle.
I feel sleepy!
<Conks out>
Sleep well. You'll need to be well-rested.
<Trots over>
Hey, what'cha guys talking about? YAP!
<Piddles>
*implants the slaadpoodle with slaad eggs*
Meh. Now I smell like poodle.
I feel sleepy!
<Conks out>
Hey! Leave my fellow servants of the Poodle master alone!
*Causes implanted eggs to rot and die**Runs off*
Great idea! Infect her with poodle saliva!
The biomagical protection suit is air-tight! I'll have to find another way to change back.
Nope. The little gnome who sold me this suit guaranteed it was protection from all poodle fluids. He didn't tell me it would squeak so much anytime I moved. Or that it would be so hard to squeeze into. I wonder what this suit is made of... {checks label on the box} Hmmm, it's "100% Latex. Made in Athkatla." - whatever that means.
I really wish I knew why I was cured {pops open bottle of Dr. Jan "Bronner" Jansen's Magic All-One Gamma-Infused Vit-A-Mins & Stare-Roids and swallows two pills}
<Trots over>
Hey, what'cha guys talking about? YAP!
<Piddles>
*implants the slaadpoodle with slaad eggs*
Meh. Now I smell like poodle.
I feel sleepy!
<Conks out>
Hey! Leave my fellow servants of the Poodle master alone!
*Causes implanted eggs to rot and die*
*Runs off*
<implants more eggs into the sleeping poodle and sets wards against poodle-slaads around the vict ... parent-to-be ... also covers the entire area in fungicide>
Heh heh heh ... come on and get rid of these eggs you poodle shaped mass of slaad-like mycelium.
{wavers unsteadily while standing} Whew, this thing is getting a bit toasty. I think.... I'll lie down... for a bit- {faints, spilling bottle of Dr. Jan "Bronner" Jansen's Magic All-One Gamma-Infused Vit-A-Mins & Stare-Roids (whew!) pills}
¡Qué montón de caniches loco!
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<Trots over>
Hey, what'cha guys talking about? YAP!
<Piddles>
*implants the slaadpoodle with slaad eggs*
Meh. Now I smell like poodle.
I feel sleepy!
<Conks out>
Hey! Leave my fellow servants of the Poodle master alone!
*Causes implanted eggs to rot and die*
*Runs off*<implants more eggs into the sleeping poodle and sets wards against poodle-slaads around the vict ... parent-to-be ... also covers the entire area in fungicide>
Heh heh heh ... come on and get rid of these eggs you poodle shaped mass of slaad-like mycelium.
You idiots, all you needed was a remove curse!
all this talk of chaos and no one truly knows what it is.
Implants egg in Soahc
El caos no es el caos
You idiots, all you needed was a remove curse!
{Checks spell list} Nope don't know that one... can you hum a few bars?
all this talk of chaos and no one truly knows what it is.
{Gives him chocolate-covered dretching and slice of lemure cream pie.}
Has anyone seen the dretchings? I am feeling dry and flavorless lately.