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*soils self*


I make boom-boom. Ucky.


A drooly toddler, how very delicious.


I've always suspected toddler hoo-mons were natural alchemists. If you develop the bomb class feature, please practice your throwing outside. Especially if they are poo bombs.


Gentleman Nurn wrote:
Of course not. I egged the father, yeeessssss.

Wait...what? Hold on, I egged him...but he's a dude...so that makes him the father...but I...he....they....the Great Wall of China...divide by zero....


*hugs Shrimp Slaad*

Awww! ♥


DIVIDING BY ZERO CAN BE FATAL


What?


*nibbles leafs on sticks*

*is cute*


Ewwwww, grody rabbit!

*punt*


POOR BUNNY. HERE LITTLE FELLOW I HAVE SOME CHEESE FLAVORED KIBBLE FOR YOU


I want Doritos.


D0R1T0 wrote:
DIVIDING BY ZERO CAN BE FATAL

DOR1T0/0


Whoopi!


THAT WAS AN UNEXPECTED RESULT


Sham-Wow is also great for cleaning up unexpected results!


Crashes into the thread behind the wheel of a U-Haul truck wearing an Indiana hoosier shirt with a corn stalk under one arm and a six-pack of O'Douls in the other

What up?! U-Haul? Bah! I call it I-Haul.

Eggs damaged truck and young toodler..


O'Doyle Rules!

Oh wait...that's not what it was....


The dealership and the customer service crew was happy to see I returned the rental in one piece, then I egged them all.

Driving directions. Bah! Law and order on a map. I drove sideways across the I-80 and I-76 then tweaked the odometer.


{quietly ponders a bowl of Koan Flakes}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{quietly ponders a bowl of Koan Flakes}

The last time M'aiq did that, he almost reached enlightenment.


M'aiq the Liar wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{quietly ponders a bowl of Koan Flakes}
The last time M'aiq did that, he almost reached enlightenment.

Clearly you need more sugar, yeeeesssss.


I had more sugar twice.......


...and a egg or two. No one one this thread reaches enlightenment without an egg or two at breakfast, any other time.

Eggs M'aiq the Liar once, then twice.


I'll take mine over easy!


Eggs are good again!


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

...and a egg or two. No one one this thread reaches enlightenment without an egg or two at breakfast, any other time.

Eggs M'aiq the Liar once, then twice.

M'aiq wishes he had a stick made out of fishies to give to you. Sadly, he does not.


Are you any relation to The Knife?


I got yer fishy stick right here.


Did somebody say fish stick?

*bumps into wall of fishbowl*


I love the way you tap that glass...


*chokes on a pebble*


Slaps Fishstick somewhere on his back

Spit it out young man, you still have years to go.


Fishstick wrote:

Did somebody say fish stick?

*bumps into wall of fishbowl*

I've know a two year old who'd love to ea...meet....he'd love to meet you.


Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Slaps Fishstick somewhere on his back

Spit it out young man, you still have years to go.

Fish sticks have backs?


001001110000111259765.


{flies in, finds a nice perch, and practices his Jack Nicholson-eyebrow arching}


Potato Slaad wrote:
001001110000111259765.

AAFIRMATIVE


√-2


Potato Slaad wrote:
001001110000111259765.

Aye reckon so..,


*divides by infinity*


I say.


*divides by 2*

I bet no one saw that coming!


*divides in 2*

Nope|Nope.


NEGAFFIRMATIVE


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{divides by 2x4} Hassan-CHOP!


Tossed Slaad wrote:

*divides by 2*

I bet no one saw that coming!

Simpleton. Here throw a numeric chaos theory into it.

2 x 22 x 222 x 2.22/.22 x 2202 x 2.2 x 2222.2222 x 242/.224 x 2x10 to the 2nd power.

Liberty's Edge

Easy!


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:

*divides by 2*

I bet no one saw that coming!

Simpleton. Here throw a numeric chaos theory into it.

2 x 22 x 222 x 2.22/.22 x 2202 x 2.2 x 2222.2222 x 242/.224 x 2x10 to the 2nd power.

I predicted that you would try to make it more chaotic. If it can be predicted, it is not chaotic.

*divides by 3*


<Goes through mitosis>

HMMMM THIS UNIT DID NOT REALIZE THIS UNIT WAS CAPABLE OF THAT

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