Tossed Slaad wrote: Wizard of Chaos wrote: I'm not a slaad but can I play here? Can we egg you? Sure. Boils and eggs. Hard-boiled eggs. It's all good.
Wizard of Chaos wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote: Wizard of Chaos wrote: I'm not a slaad but can I play here? Can we egg you? Sure. Boils and eggs. Hard-boiled eggs. It's all good. Allow me to clarify.
By "egg," I mean that I would forcefully implant my demon seed in your torso where it would grow and gain strength like a parasite before erupting from your soon-to-be-lifeless corpse in a spray of blood and gore and feeding on your entrails.
I hope you're still cool with that, though.
How about some dretching?
<Stabs WoC with celery stalk>
Tossed Slaad wrote: Wizard of Chaos wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote: Wizard of Chaos wrote: I'm not a slaad but can I play here? Can we egg you? Sure. Boils and eggs. Hard-boiled eggs. It's all good. Allow me to clarify.
By "egg," I mean that I would forcefully implant my demon seed in your torso where it would grow and gain strength like a parasite before erupting from your soon-to-be-lifeless corpse in a spray of blood and gore and feeding on your entrails.
I hope you're still cool with that, though. Like you're the 1st slaad to use that line on me.
Sure, why not?
Tossed Slaad wrote: Wizard of Chaos wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote: Wizard of Chaos wrote: I'm not a slaad but can I play here? Can we egg you? Sure. Boils and eggs. Hard-boiled eggs. It's all good. Allow me to clarify.
By "egg," I mean that I would forcefully implant my demon seed in your torso where it would grow and gain strength like a parasite before erupting from your soon-to-be-lifeless corpse in a spray of blood and gore and feeding on your entrails.
I hope you're still cool with that, though. wait, that's what egging is?
<puts away hard boiled eggs>
never mind. Who wants some eggs in their tuna salad?
Any good picknics this weekend anyone?
Chef's Slaad wrote: Any good picknics this weekend anyone?
This is the time of year where I shift from picnic mode to sit-down restaurant mode. I love the seasons.
Tossed Slaad wrote: This is the time of year where I shift from picnic mode to sit-down restaurant mode. I love the seasons. Do you ever get a fair review from restaurant critics? Those pompous stuffed-bellies wouldn't recognize a class slaad if the slaad punched an egg right through his sternum.
Lemure Cream Pie wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote: This is the time of year where I shift from picnic mode to sit-down restaurant mode. I love the seasons. Do you ever get a fair review from restaurant critics? Those pompous stuffed-bellies wouldn't recognize a class slaad if the slaad punched an egg right through his sternum. Funny story about that bolded part that I will have to tell at another time...
Anyway, those critics are always neglecting me. Most of the time I never even make it into the review.
We slaadi never get a fair shake...
Tossed Slaad wrote: Chef's Slaad wrote: Any good picknics this weekend anyone?
This is the time of year where I shift from picnic mode to sit-down restaurant mode. I love the seasons. I like to shift over to tail-gate mode myself. Football kicks ass!
BRETHREN! OUR TIME IS NIGH! CHOAS IS CURRENTLY ROOLZING TEH BORDS! WE MUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS AND FOUND A NEW EMPIRE! JOIN ME, AND WE WILL RETURN ALL EXISTENCE TO THE PRIMAL CHAOS WHICH ONCE REIGNED!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
Fruit Slaad wrote: BRETHREN! OUR TIME IS NIGH! CHOAS IS CURRENTLY ROOLZING TEH BORDS! WE MUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS AND FOUND A NEW EMPIRE! JOIN ME, AND WE WILL RETURN ALL EXISTENCE TO THE PRIMAL CHAOS WHICH ONCE REIGNED!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! Found an empire? Is that chaotic? Sounds kinda organized ... maybe even <gasp> lawful!!!
Egg Slaad wrote: Found an empire? Is that chaotic? Sounds kinda organized ... maybe even <gasp> lawful!!! I agree Egg. Empires are for people who like rules. We hate rules!
Tossed Slaad wrote: ALL HAIL OUR UN-EMPIRE! YES! OUR MOTTO of OUR UN-EMPIRE! GO TEAM CHAOS!
Tuna Fish Slaad wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote: ALL HAIL OUR UN-EMPIRE! YES! OUR MOTTO of OUR UN-EMPIRE! GO TEAM CHAOS! ALL HAIL OUR UNEMYPRE!!!
Xabulba wrote: Nargles have stolen my shoes. What about your books?
Gark the Goblin wrote: Xabulba wrote: Nargles have stolen my shoes. What about your books? Stupid chaos...
Fruit Slaad wrote: Tuna Fish Slaad wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote: ALL HAIL OUR UN-EMPIRE! YES! OUR MOTTO of OUR UN-EMPIRE! GO TEAM CHAOS! ALL HAIL OUR UNEMYPRE!!! I'VE JUST KILLED AN UMPIRE!!!!
Gark the Goblin wrote: Phantom post. Is there any better place for a phantom post?
Egg Slaad wrote: Gark the Goblin wrote: Phantom post. Is there any better place for a phantom post? Ghost of Amrial Byrd flies over
Any place is fine by me!
Chanting in a disharmonious key....
THE WINGS OF CHAOS NO KNOW BOUNDS! GO! CHAOOOOSSSS! GOOOOO!!!!!
Well, I'm off. Got plenty more tailgating to do for all the games today.
Have fun, Potato!
And Spawn of Pazuzu, aren't you from the Abyss? I thought we were all Chaotic Neutral here.
Tossed Slaad wrote: Have fun, Potato!
And Spawn of Pazuzu, aren't you from the Abyss? I thought we were all Chaotic Neutral here.
<Stabs Tossed Salad with carrot stick>
Did that feel Chaotic Neutral, bub?
Ranch Dretching wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote: Have fun, Potato!
And Spawn of Pazuzu, aren't you from the Abyss? I thought we were all Chaotic Neutral here.
<Stabs Tossed Salad with carrot stick>
Did that feel Chaotic Neutral, bub?
First, I am a slaad, not a salad.
Second, *eggs Ranch Dretching*
Tossed Slaad wrote: Ranch Dretching wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote: Have fun, Potato!
And Spawn of Pazuzu, aren't you from the Abyss? I thought we were all Chaotic Neutral here.
<Stabs Tossed Salad with carrot stick>
Did that feel Chaotic Neutral, bub?
First, I am a slaad, not a salad.
Second, *eggs Ranch Dretching* The eggs wither away
*sob* Now the slaad is belittling my lack of education.
<Makes call to the ACLU--Abyssal Civil Liberties Union>
Tossed Slaad wrote: Have fun, Potato!
And Spawn of Pazuzu, aren't you from the Abyss? I thought we were all Chaotic Neutral here.
I though this was a chaotic neutral to chaotic evil thread. Anyways, I'm just passing through here, chaotic-ly.
Flies off to another thread
I had a great time tailgating yesterday. Boy those Eagles fans sure know how to throw a great pre-game party. After game sucked, of course....
Potato Slaad wrote: I had a great time tailgating yesterday. Boy those Eagles fans sure know how to throw a great pre-game party. After game sucked, of course.... Maybe they'll come back for leftovers.
But dont you step on my blue slaad shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue slaad shoes.
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."
Potato Slaad wrote: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."
*sniffs and wipes away a tear*
That was beautiful, Potato.
*Floats in*
GO TEAM LAW!
*Floats out*
Angel Fish wrote: *Floats in*
GO TEAM LAW!
*Floats out*
If a slaad implants an egg in Angel Fish, is it now considered caviar?
Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Angel Fish wrote: *Floats in*
GO TEAM LAW!
*Floats out* If a slaad implants an egg in Angel Fish, is it now considered caviar? I vote yes!
We could make millions!
Auntie Pasto Slaad wrote: Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Angel Fish wrote: *Floats in*
GO TEAM LAW!
*Floats out* If a slaad implants an egg in Angel Fish, is it now considered caviar? I vote yes!
We could make millions! I think it's considered 'impossible'. Don't make me smite chaos.
My hard drive crashed on Monday. I lost lots of data. I danced the way any four tentacled fish-thingie could.
GO TEAM CHAOS!
Throws Mayonnaise and chopped tuna fish all over the thread.
Tuna Fish Slaad wrote: My hard drive crashed on Monday. I lost lots of data. I danced the way any four tentacled fish-thingie could.
GO TEAM CHAOS!
Throws Mayonnaise and chopped tuna fish all over the thread.
YAY!
Nominal Pipe Size (NPS) is a North American set of standard sizes for pipes used for high or low pressures and temperatures. Pipe size is specified with two non-dimensional numbers: a nominal pipe size (NPS) based on inches, and a schedule (Sched. or Sch.). NPS is often incorrectly called National Pipe Size, due to confusion with national pipe thread (NPT). The European designation equivalent to NPS is DN (diamètre nominal/nominal diameter), in which sizes are measured in millimetres. The term NB (nominal bore) is also frequently used interchangeably with NPS.
Hey! Look at this cool chain I made out of some intestines laying around!
House of Blues (HOB) is a corporation of music halls and restaurants founded in 1992 by Hard Rock Cafe founder Isaac Tigrett and his friend and investor Dan Aykroyd. It is a venue for live music and southern-inspired cuisine that emphasizes "inspiration of music for the soul".
Potato Slaad wrote: House of Blues (HOB) is a corporation of music halls and restaurants founded in 1992 by Hard Rock Cafe founder Isaac Tigrett and his friend and investor Dan Aykroyd. It is a venue for live music and southern-inspired cuisine that emphasizes "inspiration of music for the soul".
Do they need a tossed slaad?
West Side Story is an American musical with a book by Arthur Laurents, music by Leonard Bernstein, and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim. The musical's plot is based on William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
Set in New York in the mid-1950s, the musical explores the rivalry between the Jets and the Sharks, two teenage street gangs of different ethnic and cultural backgrounds. The members of the Sharks are first-generation Americans from Puerto Rico taunted by the Jets, a white [1] group who consider themselves the true Americans. The young protagonist, Tony, one of the Jets, falls in love with Maria, the sister of Bernardo, the leader of the Sharks. The dark theme, sophisticated music, extended dance scenes, and focus on social problems marked a turning point in American musical theatre. Bernstein's score for the musical has become extremely popular; it includes "Something's Coming", "Maria", "America", "Somewhere", "Tonight", "Jet Song", "I Feel Pretty", "One Hand, One Heart", and "Cool".
The original 1957 Broadway production, directed and choreographed by Jerome Robbins and produced by Robert E. Griffith and Harold Prince, marked Stephen Sondheim's Broadway debut. It ran for 732 performances (a successful run for the time), before going on tour. The production garnered a Tony Award nomination for Best Musical in 1957, but the award went to Meredith Willson's The Music Man. It won a Tony Award in 1957 for Robbins' choreography. The show had an even longer-running London production, a number of revivals and international success, and spawned an innovative, award-winning 1961 musical film of the same name. West Side Story is produced frequently by schools, regional theaters, and occasionally by opera companies.
Oooh random and educational. I like it!
Do Limbo next.
Chef's Slaad wrote: Oooh random and educational. I like it!
Do Limbo next.
How was everyone's weekend? Any good pic-a-nics or drive by eggings to report?
*tries to sneak past Ambrosia*
Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Chef's Slaad wrote: Oooh random and educational. I like it!
Do Limbo next. How was everyone's weekend? Any good pic-a-nics or drive by eggings to report? Nah, it was a slow weekend. The best I was able to do was egg some old people at the slaad bar at the Old Country Buffet.
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