Ooo, I just got a magic missive from poor Uncle Potatoe Slaad:
"Juste gote backe frome a Summoninge. Roughede upe prettye
bade bye a groupe ofe adventurerse. Conjurere didn'te caree;
callede mee 'Faste Foode' and 'Takee Oute Slaaad To Goee.'"
WTF? Who is this pretender you speak of?
I enjoyed several picnics yesterday. Although, at one there was this bear that kept trying to make off with the basket. Weird.Was he smarter than the average bear, by any chance?
Wasn't there a ranger around to keep the bear away? Preferably, one with bears as his favored enemy.
Wasn't there a ranger around to keep the bear away? Preferably, one with bears as his favored enemy.
I think they were all busy combating dire litter bugs.
WTF? Who is this pretender you speak of?Ooo, I just got a magic missive from poor Uncle Potatoe Slaad:
"Juste gote backe frome a Summoninge. Roughede upe prettye
bade bye a groupe ofe adventurerse. Conjurere didn'te caree;
callede mee 'Faste Foode' and 'Takee Oute Slaaad To Goee.'"
We should stop answering summonings. I mean, I know even if they "kill" us, we wind up just fine in the end, but it hurts when they stab us with pointy things.
So, what's next? Father's Day! Maybe we should start a countdown. Not including today - 25 Days to go!
Yeah, but steak and bleu cheese go well together.
Yech! Squid at a slaad bar is never a good idea!!I mean, I know even if they "kill" us, we wind up just fine in the end, but it hurts when they stab us with pointy things.I agree. Those toothpicks are quite a pain.
If it's left on ice, it'll keep.
If it's left on ice, it'll keep.
Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.
If it's left on ice, it'll keep.Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.
Let's ask Hugo to design one.
Let's ask Hugo to design one.If it's left on ice, it'll keep.Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.
We'll have to pay him with food. I don't have any money.
We'll have to pay him with food. I don't have any money.Let's ask Hugo to design one.If it's left on ice, it'll keep.Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.
We'll give him the Taco Slaad. I think he'll like that.
I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?
I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?
But where would be hold it? Hidden Valley?
I'll be sure to get all dressed up for the occasion. I was thinking of wearing a vinaigrette - what do you think?
I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?
Great idea. Who sould our special guest star be?
I'll be sure to get all dressed up for the occasion. I was thinking of wearing a vinaigrette - what do you think?
Classy.
I think I'll throw on some strategically placed tomatoes and maybe a couple of tuna flakes.
I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?But where would be hold it? Hidden Valley?
Nice suggestion. Does everybody know where to find it?
I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?Great idea. Who sould our special guest star be?
I wonder if Paul Newman would be available?
Nice suggestion. Does everybody know where to find it?I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?But where would be hold it? Hidden Valley?
I hear it's kind of hidden. That won't stop a good old MapQuest, though.
I wonder if Paul Newman would be available?I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?Great idea. Who sould our special guest star be?
I'm guessing not.
I hear it's kind of hidden. That won't stop a good old MapQuest, though.Nice suggestion. Does everybody know where to find it?I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?But where would be hold it? Hidden Valley?
That's what I use TomTom for.
I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?
I thought we already had a gathering place.
I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?I thought we already had a gathering place.
Nah. I get sick of hanging out with all them soups. Someone's always trying to fix me up with one of them. I just don't go with soups. Never have. Now, a juicy little garlic bread, I could tear a slice off of. ...
WTF? Who is this pretender you speak of?
Potatoe Slaad? That's my Uncle, D__ Q_____. Don't use his TrueName or you might summon him; he's not very dangerous for a slaad, but he'll talk your ears off about some black annis named "Murphye Browne".
He's never been quite right in the head since about two decades ago. He was an everyday slaad till he ran into a nymph changing clothes in the woods. Unfortunately, he failed his Perception role -- it was really Green Goddess dressing. She smote him with an Ye Olde Clue Staff +5 for peeking at her. He failed his Save vs. Clue and was left Clue-less ever since (and with some weird OCD for -e suffixes).
Back to SLAAD CON - what kind of events should we have?
Back to SLAAD CON - what kind of events should we have?
Maybe some seminars on how to keep from spoiling?
Back to SLAAD CON - what kind of events should we have?Maybe some seminars on how to keep from spoiling?
Hmmm...not a bad idea. Maybe a panel discussion.
We could invite Leif Green.
I think we should remind people of the importance of washing their store-bought produce.
I think we should remind people of the importance of washing their store-bought produce.
<- puts Tossed Slaad into the Slaad-Spinner and spins him till he's dry.
We'll give him the Taco Slaad. I think he'll like that.We'll have to pay him with food. I don't have any money.Let's ask Hugo to design one.If it's left on ice, it'll keep.Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.
Hay! That's not nice! Maybe he like Cobb Slaad instead.
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I'll be sure to get all dressed up for the occasion. I was thinking of wearing a vinaigrette - what do you think?Classy.
I think I'll throw on some strategically placed tomatoes and maybe a couple of tuna flakes.
Ew, tuna flakes? I'd rather have some of that trippy poppyseed.
(Goes into a corner with a syringe)
I think we should remind people of the importance of washing their store-bought produce.<- puts Tossed Slaad into the Slaad-Spinner and spins him till he's dry.
Thank you. Refreshing.
While we're at it, why don't we ask him to make some better slaad avatars?Let's ask Hugo to design one.If it's left on ice, it'll keep.Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.
I don't think we'll have enough Taco Slaad to give him.
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I don't think we'll have enough Taco Slaad to give him.While we're at it, why don't we ask him to make some better slaad avatars?Let's ask Hugo to design one.If it's left on ice, it'll keep.Maybe we should get T-shirts made up with that logo.
I doubt anyone associated with the gaming industry would want something as healthy and fruity as me, but I'll volunteer anyone else he wants to eat.
Edit: I know! We can give him a whole slaad-bar; no more having to go to the Maelstrom for drinks :)
What are we drinking at SlaadCon?
Slurm?
I am here for dessert.
I am here for dessert.
Fruit slaad is barely a slaad.
Snicker? Not a slaad.
I am here for dessert.Fruit slaad is barely a slaad.
Snicker? Not a slaad.
It's a snicker snack. Which makes it the most dangerous slaad of all--one with a vorpal blade.
Had a busy weekend - 2 picnics and a family reunion.
Caesar slaad? That's not really a slaad... it's a 2500-year-old guy wearing a dress. Let's not question the slaadiness of other slaads, since you're not one to talk.I am here for dessert.Fruit slaad is barely a slaad.
Snicker? Not a slaad.
Neither are you... You don't even contain any leafy greens.
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Neither are you... You don't even contain any leafy greens.Caesar slaad? That's not really a slaad... it's a 2500-year-old guy wearing a dress. Let's not question the slaadiness of other slaads, since you're not one to talk.I am here for dessert.Fruit slaad is barely a slaad.
Snicker? Not a slaad.
At least I don't get wilted.
Hey now! I know we're chaotic and all, but do we really need to be fighting amongst ourselves? There's a whole world of non-slaads out there, ripe for the plunder!
Slaads of the world untie!! Wait, that's not right.....
Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.