performs the Travolta Maneuver
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performs the Travolta Maneuver
Thank you! I was choking on that last Bee Gee!
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♫♫♫ We are some Slaad and we're egging a vole.
Eggy eggy vole, Slaady eggy mole.
We can get mad, but then we'd get coal.
Burny burny coal, horsies have foals. ♫♫♫
* Slaadlings like to change the words to the song stuck in their heads*
Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, lifes sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance
Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
Yes, love
It's love
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance
Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's love, it's love, it's love
It's the Love Boat, it's the Love Boat
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Lava, ox cutting end know
Cremona beard, Worora ape oaky tug yen
Livia, luffs swap of oat roast rearward
Loaf hut flew, cut felts bock toe, yeah!
Levee Begot seen dull boa smoking one hoar ran
Thomas Leva Beit premises smoothing free ova hoary enema
Stoat, o cease - four dodo ant aroma
Year mound men, o know remora
Lvov went hart monomer oar!
Utes on apian smilax in a roundly Sherpa?
Yeast, lovey
Otis larvae
Leva boot seen wool boa Mekong one hoar ran
Thai Lavabo belt premises sheath fee voodoo rye nod
Slat O’Persona, every divot notary
Year menu keno - woman ramen coos
Layover wasn’t hart maroon!
Tutu’s on pan sloe end of friendly hero.
Stir vile, puts olio, bust elevates.
Tush thaw albedo taboo, tusk at hoe video tuba
Hazzuh!!!
belches loudly in C minor
belches loudly in C minor
Sounds a little flat.
I think he's been a little flat ever since Ken ran over him with a steamroller at Heathrow Airport.
Sorry, I meant sea minor.
gurgles salt water, kelp, and some tuna fish heads loudly
Oh that Ken. He is such a rascal. This one time me and Ken were enjoying a few brewskis and...actually I am not allowed to finish this story due to the possible presence of children.
They would scream, wouldn't they?
Won't someone please think of the 2d4 Slaadlings!
Wheeeee!
* Slaadlings are dancing through your dreams.*
Again in Sea Minor
"Get out off my dreams, get into my cab!"
* Slaadlings start singing the theme to Taxi*
* Slaadlings think Marilu Henner was frickin' hot*
Suddenly, I've a great desire for a ham sammich.
Suddenly, I've a great desire for a ham sammich.
I tried that once with 4 pounds of thinly-shaved jamón ibérico, but afterward Marilu Henner and Poppy Montgomery took out restraining orders against me.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ONE AND ALL!!!
What did the Sladlings get for Halloween?
Suddenly, I've a great desire for a ham sammich.I tried that once with 4 pounds of thinly-shaved jamón ibérico, but afterward Marilu Henner and Poppy Montgomery took out restraining orders against me.
When they're both, like, ordered to restrain you hur hur hur? Can I have one of those?
What did the Sladlings get for Halloween?
I gave them new slaad tongs.
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The real question is, what did the slaadlings give out for Halloween?
I know I had a great time with trick-or-treaters this year. There was this one group, all in the Frozen costumes, and they were like, "Trick or treat?" And I was like "trick." And they were confused, because it was not a sincere question. The whole exchange was a farce from the get-go. Anyway, they were like, "huh?" And I was like, "I'm bored. How do you like your eggs?" And they were like, "You don't give eggs out on Halloween; you're supposed to give candy." And I was like, "Sounds like the trick's on you then, because you're getting egged!" And the rest of it went down the way you would expect.
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What did the Sladlings get for Halloween?I gave them 2d4 new slaad tongs.
Are you sure about that? Because when we got home and opened our goody bags, we found slaad thongs.
* Slaadlings are strutting their stuff in their new undies*
Ah,Election Day. Can you just smell the red, white, blue and egg in the air. Cast your vote by egging your favored canidate. More than six times if you prefer chaos in your national pride.
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Meh. Egg them all, let the Chorus sort them out.
stamps his voting ballot with a dead chicken
There! It's done.
{sneak attacks wall with forehead}
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does the Dance of Joy
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You know, slaads don't believe in public safety.
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does the Dance of Joy
That was fantastic! You should be on next season's Dancing with the Slaadi!
We don't have that, but we do have Dretchly Skum Dancing. Or is it Heidi Klum Dangling? I sure hope so!
"Skum Dancing" was the first single off The Slink's 1983 album, Slaad of Confusion.
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We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Or sing!
We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
And say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
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Some of those who smooth horses, are the same that burp croissants!
Some of those who smooth horses, are the same that burp croissants!
DURDURDURDUR DURDURDURDUR DURDURDURDUR
DURDURDURDUR DURDURDURDUR DURDURDURDUR
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Put up the cat! Feed the shelves! Mow the children! Take out the lawn! Paint the rubbish! Go to the Lost Continent of Mu and buy me a pint of milk, then when you get home, get 'em off and schtup me into a FRENZY!
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OK...
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This is the best thread ever.
Follow that monster dinosaur truck giant snowball!!!
♫♫♫Chicken goes cluck-cluck, cow goes moo,
piggy goes oink-oink, how 'bout you?♫♫♫
* Slaadlings are recalling childhood memories*
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Your piggy goes oink oink? That's weird. Mine goes rutabaga rutabaga.
Also, songs for slaadlings should not advocate non-standard uses of "go". The piggy SAYS rutabaga. It GOES to the anesthesiologist for a shot of ketamine. Those are different words for a reason. slaadlings are poorly educated.
Tossed Slaads should be a) thrown out of b) welcomed joyfully into c) forcibly conscripted into the Slaad Creamy Hemlines League for implying that Slaadlings were not speaking in euphemisms. If their piggy wants to go oink oink, who are you to point the finger (er... that is your finger, isn't it?) ? Avert your eyes! Tighten your belt! Gird your loins! Cross-hatch that clergyman!
You see an intersection, do you go left or right?
North by southwest, yeeeessss.
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That is an acceptable answer. However, since this is a text based adventure you are still surprised and eaten by a Grue.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing Grue!
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Who knows what evil lurks in the mind of the turducken?!?
The stuffing knows!