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Crimson Jester wrote:zombies?WHAT HAS NATURE DONE!?!?!
Something very strange and cool. Now to weaponize it.

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Prince That Howls wrote:Something very strange and cool. Now to weaponize it.Crimson Jester wrote:zombies?WHAT HAS NATURE DONE!?!?!
That's right folks! Here we come!!!

Steven Purcell |

From snail shell to soldier shell.
Edit: I noticed I got post 666 on this thread. Burlew didn't make a big deal of it with OotS so I won't do so with my post, either.

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Jewish prayer prompts flight diversion
I've got the solution to all this:
Everyone is anesthetized at the gate.
I know, I know! I'm BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If everyone sleeps through the flight, there'll be a lot less diverted flights, no freak-outs when a person starts praying or acting nervous, or calls the attendant a sexist name; and best of all the passengers can be chicken-cooped in, allowing the airline to fit more people in steerage, er, Economy.
Since everyone is asleep, no need for those heavy half-size cans of K-mart Clearance Diet Rite and brandless BBQ Snack packs that stink-up everyone's breath.
No! Here's the best part--we passengers won't have to sit through another flight of six viewings of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, sandwiched in-between the 300 lbs. blob and the neo-hippy hairy-armpit lady from the Land of Never-takes-a-shower!!
Hey, airline industry-TSA--see that over there? That's all the money you could be saving with a good anesthesiologist.

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CNN says, "Last Decade Was Warmest Ever"
I think this obviously biased writer needs to talk to some geophysicists and paleontologists; maybe consult a book about Dinosaurs, at the very least. Or maybe he doesn't believe there was a Early Eocene?

Garydee |

CNN says, "Last Decade Was Warmest Ever"
I think this obviously biased writer needs to talk to some geophysicists and paleontologists; maybe consult a book about Dinosaurs, at the very least. Or maybe he doesn't believe there was a Pleistocene?
I think the writer meant since record keeping began.

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Andrew Turner wrote:I think the writer meant in recorded times.CNN says, "Last Decade Was Warmest Ever"
I think this obviously biased writer needs to talk to some geophysicists and paleontologists; maybe consult a book about Dinosaurs, at the very least. Or maybe he doesn't believe there was a Early Eocene?
The article marginally clarifies this, but the headline is patently designed to interest a certain subset of individuals. IMHO.
PS:
I was thinking about the Ice Age and originally wrote Pleistocene, but should have written Eocene, since that's the hottest in 'recent' planetary history. : p

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CNN says, "Last Decade Was Warmest Ever"
I think this obviously biased writer needs to talk to some geophysicists and paleontologists; maybe consult a book about Dinosaurs, at the very least. Or maybe he doesn't believe there was a Early Eocine?
Warmest in the last few hundred years? Likely. Warmest EVAR??/? Not a chance.

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Saudi Arabian Court Sentences Child To Be Flogged
Why can't the world's energy resources be in a civilized country?

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A late-night talk-show host, then, is a malign stranger who scavenges in order to spread malicious gossip in a forum that is not just tedious but dead.
A divorce. Terminate jolly mind job. Annoy fallen man.