Fnord is...?

[Emperor Velo the XXVII]

Fnord makes you want to stand up and shout: "What a day it's been, by yiminy!".

[Fish-Malkovich]

Fnord reminds me of a girl I used to take out.

[Mikhail Ximenez]

Fnord is what you oughtn't to do, but you do anyway!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is the precise USD amount of overspending by the Pentagon.

[Gremlins from the Kremlin]

Fnord is what prevents Poland from can into space.

[GoatToucher]

Fnord Is the feeling you get when you root for the home team!

[KahnyaGnorc]

Now the Fnord is gone, I'm just one.

[Sunomono Slaad]

Fnord is all that which is not all that which is Fnord.

[Goth Guru]

666/0=Fnord. Fnord cannot be reduced to numbers.
It means different numbers to different people.

[Xasay Xyu]

Fnord is the sound within the silence between the notes of the music.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is the concept by which God measures HIS pain.

[Farkas "Bulk" Bulkmeier]

Fnord is the where the Power Rangers have their base.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is why I used to keep finding live, cobby mice in my dishwashing machine - after it had done its full wash.

[Naghamadi]

"Even Hell has its Fnords."

"Listen, I came here to do some business, not shoot the breeze. If you want to expound your personal philosophies, write another Fnord."

"You know I wouldn't screw you unless there was a good reason: money, Fnord, business. Other than that, you can relax."

“His Fnord was his whole world. Now it's just a painful memory.”

“There have been men who have been burned alive or disemboweled for just a Fnord of what you are about to witness.”

“The man who wrote this book did so in alliance with the Devil, and went to the Fnord for it.”

“There's nothing more reliable than a man whose Fnord can be bought for hard cash.”

“I don't have to like you, you're a client and you Fnord well.”

“Don't f++* with Fnord!"
"...I thought I already did.”

[KahnyaGnorc]

Fnord is all that you desire, all that you need, yet always inches from your grasp.

[Sunomono Slaad]

Fnord is teeth.

[Iron Federation Core]

Designation Fnord, is the area in which to start a new Iron Federation.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Fabulous
Nocturnal-
Oriented
Radical
Designs

[Goth Guru]

Fnord is the password to get into antifa headquarters.

[Goth Guru]

Fnord is it's own weather system.

[The Amazing Vanzetti]

Fnord is God's way of telling Man, "You can't fire me - I quit!"

[GoatToucher]

FNORD IS.

[Goth Guru]

Schizophrenia Means Fnord and visa versa. There is no other definition.

[Xasay Xyu]

Fnord is LOVE!?!
Baby don't fnord me...
Baby don't fnord me...
...no more!...

[Goth Guru]

When you try to use comprehend languages on fnord, you get a random definition from this topic.

[Saruman the White]

Fnord is the last place I had searched for the One Ring!

[KahnyaGnorc]

Whatever Fnord is, it survived being tossed into Mount Doom.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is the inconveniently low ceiling above the real Slim Shady's head.

[Goth Guru]

First Fnord of the new year!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is the reason any friends of yours who don't dance can never be friends of mine.

[Friend from Outer Space]

Fnord is the opposite of a dronf, which is in turn is a worm/donkey hybrid.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is how Bart Simpson's shorts taste.

[Pulg]

Fnord is just above Barney Rubble's head.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Life hurts; fnord just tickles.

[Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!]

Fnord is something we shout HUZZAH-RD to!

[Sunomono Slaad]

Fnord is everything you need to know about the last 3 years.

[Goth Guru]

Fnord is the net results of all cryptid investigations.

[GoatToucher]

FNORD IS THE BEGINNING AND THE END! THE ALPHA AND OMEGA! IT IS THE CRUCIBLE WHERE ALL IS FORGED AND THE INFERNO WHERE ALL IS CONSUMED! SPLIT A PIECE OF WOOD, AND YOU WILL FIND IT! BUILD A TOWER TO RIVAL THE HEAVENS, AND IT IS THERE! IT IS IN THE FIRST TEAR OF EVERY CHILD AND IN THE LAST, PAINED GROAN OF THE LAST GOD AT THE END OF ETERNITY AS THE STARS GUTTER OUT AND ALL IS DIM!

[Goth Guru]

Fnord is a great name for your cartoon PC.