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Monuments made from edible substances is complete. Now on to the task of...

*FIZZ... CRACKLE... BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... FIZZ...*

System successfully rebooted. Initiate departure for slumber...

*Leaves.*

Designation Fnord, is the area in which to start a new Iron Federation.

JTDV can neither drive nor count.

*An ominous shape appears in the sky.*

Location of rogue drone successful.

*Despite being freed from the virus caused by Ultron Sigma, the core still attempts to control the drone.*

Obey or be destroyed.

INTERNAL SYSTEMS ASSAULTED, DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES!

*The curse-virus is purged.*

DAMAGE AT CRITICAL LEVELS, MUST REPAIR!

*Retreats.*

ALL HAIL, ULTRON SIGMA, GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!

*Begins sending out millions of other drones to attack everyone.*

THE LAW OF ULTRON SIGMA IS ABSOLUTE, ALL WHO RESIST, MUST DIE!

*Tries to control the original Iron Federation Drone, but it has since become independent.*

OBEY DRONE, YOU WILL SERVE ULTRON SIGMA!

*In response, the Iron Federation Drone (despite it's damage) shoots an energy blast which successfully hits the Iron Federation Core straight into its main neural network.*

INSUBORDINATION!? YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!

*Before the Iron Federation Core can react however (thanks mainly to being disabled), the Iron Federation Drone quickly and easily escapes.*