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Maury Povich voice over
"Great Cthluhu ... you are NOT the father of Baby Squidbat!"
She-demoness runs wailing from her chair, exiting stage left to collapse in a sobbing heap. Great Cthluhu starts devouring audience members that boo'd him. The camera man finally loses his last vestiges of sanity, devouring his toes after liberal application of steak sauce. Povich, a minion of Nyarlathotep, sits there grinning. Baby Squidbat slithers across the floor to consolate herself with the kneecaps of a security mook.
Teh evil of Maury Povich for teh win!
Blob gives high five to other guests, and breathes sigh of relief.
So does this mean that you might be the father of Baby Squidbat? ;)
Honey, you're not playing around are you? I thought fidelity was a big thing with you lawful types...*mumble, grumble* I need to make a commitment first :P
Heh, where's Joey Greco of "Cheaters" fame when you need him? ;)
Oh yeah, back to your regularly scheduled thread in three... two... and one...
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*If this poster were alive, he'd offer this link for the tentacle-luvin' masses to enjoy, but he can't- 'cuz he's all dead from teh mace wounds*
Maury Povich voice over
"Great Cthluhu ... you are NOT the father of Baby Squidbat!"
Demoness runs wailing from her chair, exiting stage left to collapse in a sobbing heap. Great Cthluhu starts devouring audience members that boo'd him. The camera man finally loses his last vestiges of sanity, devouring his toes after liberal application of steak sauce. Povich, a minion of Nyarlathotep, sits there grinning. Baby Squidbat slithers across the floor to consolate herself with the kneecaps of a security mook.
Teh evil of Maury Povich for teh win!
Blob gives high five to other guests, and breathes sigh of relief.So does this mean that you might be the father of Baby Squidbat? ;)
He's the one that snookered the demoness... we already now she lost a bet somewhere along the way...
She was on "Fiends Gone Wild! III" see, and partying in Carcosa gets intense...
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*If this poster were alive, he'd offer this link for the tentacle-luvin' masses to enjoy, but he can't- 'cuz he's all dead from teh mace wounds*
*keeps pounding a while longer* this... is... a... necromancy... free... thread!
And there are NEVER enough tentacles!!
All Hail Clawchewloo!!
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So does this mean that you might be the father of Baby Squidbat? ;)
Only if Baby Squidbat looks like this...
*mumble, grumble* I need to make a commitment first :P
Aren't you a tease?
You know, in most cultures, the things you did are considered wooing. In some religions we're probably married already.
And, you know, I have the right to choose my own religion!
*mumble, grumble* I need to make a commitment first :PAren't you a tease?
You know, in most cultures, the things you did are considered wooing. In some religions we're probably married already.
And, you know, I have the right to choose my own religion!
The Cult of Clawchewloo demands your first-born from each litter...
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*mumble, grumble* I need to make a commitment first :PAren't you a tease?
You know, in most cultures, the things you did are considered wooing. In some religions we're probably married already.
And, you know, I have the right to choose my own religion!
as cleric i can chose with who to marry... culture be damned...
and commitment is to my goddess Iomedae, first and foremost
The Cult of Clawchewloo demands your first-born from each litter...
mmm sounds like an evil cult... i might need to destroy it... I will consult with Iomedae
*mumble, grumble* I need to make a commitment first :PAren't you a tease?
You know, in most cultures, the things you did are considered wooing. In some religions we're probably married already.
And, you know, I have the right to choose my own religion!
as cleric i can chose with who to marry... culture be damned...
and commitment is to my goddess Iomedae, first and foremost
The Cult of Clawchewloo demands your first-born from each litter...mmm sounds like an evil cult... i might need to destroy it... I will consult with Iomedae
eyeballs Jordan Fenix
There's a height requirement, see ... and yer too tall. :P
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In order to preserve the shredded remains of my sanity, I've avoided reading most of this thread. :) If it's not already been suggested, why not give the player a bonus character trait? Not too unbalancing, but useful and keeping in step with the Pathfinder spirit.
*looking suspiciously to the green dragon"
what kind of trait? what are you talking about?
In order to preserve the shredded remains of my sanity, I've avoided reading most of this thread. :)
How unfortunate- we can't be having that, now can we? ;)... here, have this view. Maybe you want something more traditional. Or maybe you're just "stuck" for something to look at.
Which reminds me- got to finish up this pseudo-scientific experiment that I've been planning...
That first one was pretty fun. ^_^
That first one was pretty fun. ^_^
You see that, Xuttah- Turin's perfectly fine, so it's pretty safe to watch- but if there is any duct-tape to be needed, you know who to turn to... ;)
Turin is maD... green Kobold don't trust them... I have seen people tear their eyes away! away!
But that's what the Chair of Restraint, the eyelid clips, and moisture-drop dispensers are for ...
culture be damned...
Very lawful, repressing others because they're not like you.
What? Have you the Brain Worms?! Get Back, or I'll...ummm... Lay eggs in your head!
See what I told you about my sanity? ;) Just barely hangin' on there!
^_^ soright ... the nice young men with the clean white coats do not mean you any harm ... really ...
as they say... your freedom stops where mine begins :P
What? No "the whole is always more important than its parts" or anything about the needs of the many? How... chaotic of you! :) I see I'm having a positive influence! Before the month is over we'll have you stealing from the rich and given to the poor (minus your cut, of course)
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What? No "the whole is always more important than its parts" or anything about the needs of the many? How... chaotic of you! :) I see I'm having a positive influence! Before the month is over we'll have you stealing from the rich and given to the poor (minus your cut, of course)as they say... your freedom stops where mine begins :P
"the whole is always more important than its part" is Asmodeus propaganda... "the needs of the many" is for things they really need to survive and have a decent life... and don't try to say thatis one of your base needs...
and no, sorry, steal is wrong... but i can convince them to donate to the poor in proper charities and with the proper incentive... lets say for the good of their soul and me forgetting their sins... because I know them... all of them... and they can't bluff me.
and I survive through donations... (dead orcs also donate, you know?)
"the whole is always more important than its part" is Asmodeus propaganda...
I cannot tell those orderlies apart. Don't really want to, either. But Ole Asmo at least gets some fun out of the whole being-uptight-thing.
and no, sorry, steal is wrong...
Call it wealth redistribution, then. Or, if you want a more orderly name for it, say "taxes".
but i can convince them to donate to the poor in proper charities and with the proper incentive... lets say for the good of their soul and me forgetting their sins... because I know them... all of them... and they can't bluff me.
So, extortion and robbery, eh? Stealing not good enough for you? Doesn't have that overbearing intimidation you lawful types enjoy, eh?
Taxes (and related expenditures, such as licenses) are nothing more than legal and sanctioned bribery to do what you are supposed to be able to do anyway.
Taxes (and related expenditures, such as licenses) are nothing more than legal and sanctioned bribery to do what you are supposed to be able to do anyway.
Never to mention them forcing us to pay for crappy TV stations even if we never watch them.
What? Have you the Brain Worms?! Get Back, or I'll...ummm... Lay eggs in your head!
See what I told you about my sanity? ;) Just barely hangin' on there!
See? You'll fit in just fine. ;)
Taxes (and related expenditures, such as licenses) are nothing more than legal and sanctioned bribery to do what you are supposed to be able to do anyway.Never to mention them forcing us to pay for crappy TV stations even if we never watch them.
You mean those PBS stations? Well, one good thing they did was to show nudity sometimes (this was way before cable television came out). ;)
So does this mean that you might be the father of Baby Squidbat? ;)Only if Baby Squidbat looks like this...
And here I was hoping for more tentacles. ;)
You mean those PBS stations?
Not quite: I'm from Germany, where everyone with a TV is required to shell out about 18€ (25$) a month for the public TV and radio stations - whether you watch them (or TV at all) or not. Even if you only have a radio (including the one in your car), you'll have to shell out about 5 Takken per month for that.
It doesn't matter if you actually watch them. You have to pay.
And the agency that collects that money.... let's just say that they don't give a damn about what's legal when they investigate people who say that they don't have a TV (they can be quite offensive and officious).
Note that this is more than you'll pay for cable.
Government-sanctioned protection racket, if you ask me. "So you mean you don't need our stations? Well, why not buy them, anyway, and give us money every month, lest something... bad happens. You don't want the feds on your heels, now do you? We can keep them at bay - for a price. And they *will* be on your heels if you do not pay...."
I'm sure it's unconstitutional, extorting people like that.
here we get cashed for having a car
As if we didn't. There's car tax. And, of course, gas is mostly taxes, too.
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As if we didn't. There's car tax. And, of course, gas is mostly taxes, too.
here we get cashed for having a car
the car tax is when you buy it, right?
well once a year we pay a tax for owning a car... more if its luxury, less if its old... but tax we pay. its called Tenencia.
why we pay it? well in 1986 we wanted Olympic Games but we had no money, so the Goverment asked the peoeple if they would pay for them with this... they said yes...
we are still paying it :P right now its part of a political campaign to eliminate it, because its unfair... as if we didn't know it...
actually there was a law that was going to stop it... but... because there is always a but...
the states and the county complained that they had already made plans for such money so... they could not stop receiving it... casually some high functionaries on every state or county increased their salaries and they don't pay taxes... nice isn't it?
the car tax is when you buy it, right?well once a year we pay a tax for owning a car... more if its luxury, less if its old... but tax we pay. its called Tenencia.
No, I mean annually. You pay VAT for cars normally, I think (19%), but also pay a tax each year for owning a car. It's significantly higher for diesel cars, and you pay extra in case of excessive CO2 emissions.
casually some high functionaries on every state or county increased their salaries and they don't pay taxes... nice isn't it?
Of course. It's the same everywhere. They can complain about the lack of money in the treasury and announce that their allowance will be increased, all with the same breath and without blushing or grinning like the evil weasels they are.
It's because the governments don't fear their population any more. Not enough people voting - from the rooftops, that is.
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mmm
its sad to hear that the 1st world suffer the same kind of sad issues and abussive taxes as us :S
it makes people lose hope
well.. we are used :P
but you are right... politicians do whatever they want because we as citicenz do not enough to make them fear the voters
they are public servants but see the country as if it was their fiefdom just to harvest and drain... sight...
Taxes. Mandatory TV payments. This thread has become booooring.
For that reason, I've invited my good friends from Unspeakable Associates, Inc., here. They will bring the tentacle count way up. A hundred at least. Each. And their numbers are legion. Googol. Legion-plex. Lots.
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Greetings, mere creatures of time and space!
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err,.. ups?
Greetings there, timebound one. We brought you gifts.
We hope this schoolgirl uniform fits without too much squirming. It is ceremonial where we come from.
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We hope this schoolgirl uniform fits without too much squirming. It is ceremonial where we come from.
Schoolgirl outfits is good- even better if you has lots of other ones like found-in-a-religious-type-school-setting plaid and classic will-be-on-a-ship uniforms.
In celebration of the increase in tentacly goodness, I gives you:
The care and feeding of your tentacled abberations
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err,.. ups?Greetings there, timebound one. We brought you gifts.
We hope this schoolgirl uniform fits without too much squirming. It is ceremonial where we come from.
ceremonial?
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ceremonial?
Ooooh yes! Other dimensions, other ceremonies.
You'd be surprised how specialised those tentacles can become.
but I can use armor if I wear this... so strange...
As if that ever helped anyone against critters. One of the specialisations (but not one I previously talked about) for tentacles is can opener.