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what are you trying to imply... dear? *getting sword ready to even more shopping*I wouldn't mess with Susan if I were you, didn't you just hear what happened to the last cleric of Iomedae in her world? You know, the one that was the original topic of this thread?
I like clerics of Iomedae. They're crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside, and so wriggly...
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*Forcefully keeps himself from making a vulgar addendum about dangling things for the sake of keeping the thread in good, tentacly taste*
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what are you trying to imply... dear? *getting sword ready to even more shopping*I wouldn't mess with Susan if I were you, didn't you just hear what happened to the last cleric of Iomedae in her world? You know, the one that was the original topic of this thread?
gah!! good point :S
Just sayin' Aroden wasn't exactly careful with his previous herald Arazni. If he'd really been respectful and loyal she'd never have been liched into becoming the Harlot Queen of Geb. There's got to be some reason Aroden replaced her with Iomedae so quickly and so totally. And not just her skills with the longsword.
Perhaps the, ahem, staff?
gah!!!!!!!! how you dare!
Just sayin' Aroden wasn't exactly careful with his previous herald Arazni. If he'd really been respectful and loyal she'd never have been liched into becoming the Harlot Queen of Geb. There's got to be some reason Aroden replaced her with Iomedae so quickly and so totally. And not just her skills with the longsword.
Perhaps the, ahem, staff?
gah!!!!!!!! how you dare!
::rolls initiative:: 16! I cast Magic Circle Against Good!
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::rolls initiative:: 16! I cast Magic Circle Against Good!
*Backs away slowly... far from Jordan* ...as an acollyte to the Eternal Rose I declare... that this won't be pretty, I'm out.
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::rolls initiative:: 16! I cast Magic Circle Against Good!*Backs away slowly... far from Jordan* ...as an acollyte to the Eternal Rose I declare... that this won't be pretty, I'm out.
*mumbles grumbles and once in a while sob while having troubles fialing every shot with a crossbow*
this happens when you use dex as your dump attribute to get a decent int, and still i have no answer for the Arazni comment
*takes her crosswbo and making a vow* i will be back! and then you will learn Justice... and to be nice! and not to bad mout Iomedae, Aroden and.. and... damn i can't even defend poor Arazni
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*Stops herself making counts* +3 for will +2 for Confidence Armor, +4 for base will, hey i have a good chance on passing that save!
*then rememebrs the last cleric of Iomedae in Susan's camapaign and blushing just keeps her distance*
What was the purpose of Magic Circle Against Good? It prevents good-aligned OUTSIDERS from closing to melee, but only grants an AC bonus (and mind protection) against other characters.
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Damn! So it actually was kill their cows and rape their women? Excuse me while I go get a new pillaging manual... and a doctor.
Depending on where you go, the differences are hard to spot.
Yeah but from what I hear that lowers the glass ceiling to demidiety status. Unless of course your sugar-daddy dies randomly (or not so randomly, heh) and you immediately rise to take his portfolio.
Ludicrous. That could never happen! You can't be the inheritor of divine power.
HERETIC! *grabs her sword and gets ready get medieval on the creepy clown*
Oh, yeah! I was so naughty! I need to be punished.
But since wrath is a sin, I say we take turns on the pillory.
the others... infidel you do not deserve to know them!
Keep your secrets! Norgorber is so proud.
(Oooh, I fear someone's even naughtier now. You must be punished even more.)
It's all an act.
what are you trying to imply... dear? *getting sword ready to even more shopping*
You shop with your sword? That's robbery. That's naughty. Even more naughty.
It's going to take all weekend to properly punish you.
There's got to be some reason Aroden replaced her with Iomedae so quickly and so totally. And not just her skills with the longsword.
She can not only wield the sword, but also hold the shield. If you know what I mean. (And if you do, tell me, because I have no idea).
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What was the purpose of Magic Circle Against Good? It prevents good-aligned OUTSIDERS from closing to melee, but only grants an AC bonus (and mind protection) against other characters.
i think she knows my bonus to hit is horrible unless heavily buffed :P
+4 considering 3rd level and MW Longsword.... i need to cast Bull's Strenght (3.0 edition, thank you), bless, divine right (i think this is the name) will add a +1 to my roll, and magic weapon will add +1 to my damage so all on all i should be able to do hit with a +7 to +9 with a damage of 1d8+3 to +5... of course the problem is that since my shift changed i habe been unable to prepare spells in the morning :S
lots of things and treats to punish poor Jordan
*blushing she just stays silent looking for a way out, knowing her tongue isgetting herself in a lot of trouble already*
What was the purpose of Magic Circle Against Good? It prevents good-aligned OUTSIDERS from closing to melee, but only grants an AC bonus (and mind protection) against other characters.i think she knows my bonus to hit is horrible unless heavily buffed :P
+4 considering 3rd level and MW Longsword.... i need to cast Bull's Strenght (3.0 edition, thank you), bless, divine right (i think this is the name) will add a +1 to my roll, and magic weapon will add +1 to my damage so all on all i should be able to do hit with a +7 to +9 with a damage of 1d8+3 to +5... of course the problem is that since my shift changed i habe been unable to prepare spells in the morning :S
lots of things and treats to punish poor Jordan*blushing she just stays silent looking for a way out, knowing her tongue isgetting herself in a lot of trouble already*
::pats Jordan's head:: That's why I love toying with Paladins so. You're all so cute when flustered!
::pats Jordan's head:: That's why I love toying with Paladins so. You're all so cute when flustered!but but i am LG Cleric! *still blushing* even if I act like a paladin...
I was wondering why I wasn't smote two words in.
Doesn't mean you're not cute when you're all flustered. On the contrary, being a cleric means you wriggle much more... enticingly...
On the contrary, being a cleric means you wriggle much more... enticingly...
Yum yum.
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lots of things and treats to punish poor Jordan*blushing she just stays silent looking for a way out, knowing her tongue isgetting herself in a lot of trouble already*
Punish isn't quite the right word. Make it...."punish". the .... and the "" are part of the word.
Commonly Known Fact #391: about one in ten fallen paladins and clerics loses her powers because she likes my ...."punishments" so much she keeps doing naughty things so I can punish her.
The other 9 I haven't reached in time.
but but i am LG Cleric! *still blushing* even if I act like a paladin...
I'm not classist.
Another Commonly Known Fact: the Red Knight (a goddess from the Forgotten Realms) was the White Knight before she encountered me.
Hooray for blushing maids. They keep getting fewer and fewer.
*gulps with sword in front and a protection from evil spell*
hey you 2 play nice and keep away... its for your own benefit... i swear!
I bet you tasteses like glory. That's the trouble with lawful people, you only taste like one thing. Poor Cleric May tastesed better, like glory and justice and good and elf and abyssal bloodlines all in one NG package.
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I bet you tasteses like glory. That's the trouble with lawful people, you only taste like one thing. Poor Cleric May tastesed better, like glory and justice and good and elf and abyssal bloodlines all in one NG package.*gulps with sword in front and a protection from evil spell*
hey you 2 play nice and keep away... its for your own benefit... i swear!
*standing proud for a moment*
hey hey! i might actually taste like Glory and Sun, pretty much good, and definitively a bit of elf mixed with chelexian vintage... now... why the hell i am answering to this? and pass NG are kind andgood but not disciplined or commited enough... well at elast theya re betterthan CG... they are well... just too caotic for my liking...
*still backing away*
I bet you tasteses like glory. That's the trouble with lawful people, you only taste like one thing. Poor Cleric May tastesed better, like glory and justice and good and elf and abyssal bloodlines all in one NG package.*gulps with sword in front and a protection from evil spell*
hey you 2 play nice and keep away... its for your own benefit... i swear!
*standing proud for a moment*
hey hey! i might actually taste like Glory and Sun, pretty much good, and definitively a bit of elf mixed with chelexian vintage... now... why the hell i am answering to this? and pass NG are kind andgood but not disciplined or commited enough... well at elast theya re betterthan CG... they are well... just too caotic for my liking...
*still backing away*
Chaotic good tasteses fun, lots of flavors. Lots and lots of flavors all making each other taste nice.
I can tell you how you taste. Can I taste you? Souls are yummy.
Beautiful is! Chaos too dim multiverse is to notice most the of.
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and pass NG are kind andgood but not disciplined or commited enough...
*gasps* Neutral Good is what!?
And to think I was considering helping you... that's it, I'm staying out.
shu shu! away with you imitation of elder godChaotic good tasteses fun, lots of flavors. Lots and lots of flavors all making each other taste nice.
I can tell you how you taste. Can I taste you? Souls are yummy.
Hey! I may be small but I'm still an elder god.
And your neutral good friendses is not helping you.
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I bicker enough with Urgathoa over the necrophiles and passional cannibals as to have yet another god stepping on my portfolio's shoes, and Urgathoa just ate the last lawyer Abadar left as mediator so I'll get to the point: Dagon, stay away from the lust domain or I'll give every single orc in Belkzen the hots for you!
The rest can continue, keep making me proud sweeties.
I bicker enough with Urgathoa over the necrophiles and passional cannibals as to have yet another god stepping on my portfolio's shoes, and Urgathoa just ate the last lawyer Abadar left as mediator so I'll get to the point: Dagon, stay away from the lust domain or I'll give every single orc in Belkzen the hots for you!
The rest can continue, keep making me proud sweeties.
Lust? Ffft. Lust is safe from me, busy little bee. Lust is but a tool I use to usurp Madness from others not yourself. The hypersexualized chaos beast has been done before and not by me.
Although if I breed the orcs with fish... hmm...
::sings:: fish heads fish heads rolly polly fish heads, fish heads fish heads eat them up yum...
Wait, don't you have as much to be annoyed about from Zon-Kuthon as Urgathoa and myself? Hows about Lamashtu?
Gah! Let's argue later, Busy Little Bee. My snack is running away.
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Gah! Let's argue later, Busy Little Bee. My snack is running away.
"Bee"? Are you calling me FAT!? From goddess to god, you have one single post to improve my mood.
Gah! Let's argue later, Busy Little Bee. My snack is running away."Bee"? Are you calling me FAT!? From goddess to god, you have one single post to improve my mood.
::shrug:: Bees are more devious than wasps. They lure their victims close with sweet sweet honey and then take swift decisive vengeance. And they sing better.
Wasps have to seek their victims. They have no lure of hoarded sweetness and their song is harsh. And they maim spiders to lay their eggs inside it; fun but not all that lusty.
A wasp may have a tiny waist but then so does an ant and so does a skeleton. The bee is more attractive. Much more.
hey you yoo KaeYoss... where i can see those hands or i will egt medieval in any or all you *backing toward the exit*
Get medieval? I like the sound of that. Rawr.
Plus, it's not my *hands* you need to be concerned about. You thought the things prodruding from my head are part of a fool's cap? Think again....
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hey you yoo KaeYoss... where i can see those hands or i will egt medieval in any or all you *backing toward the exit*Get medieval? I like the sound of that. Rawr.
Plus, it's not my *hands* you need to be concerned about. You thought the things prodruding from my head are part of a fool's cap? Think again....
*running even faster than before*
*running even faster than before*
You can run, but you'll only be tired when I catch you.
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Wasps have to seek their victims. They have no lure of hoarded sweetness and their song is harsh. And they maim spiders to lay their eggs inside it; fun but not all that lusty.
A wasp may have a tiny waist but then so does an ant and so does a skeleton. The bee is more attractive. Much more.
*is petting her giant wasp of a herald, the Menotherian doesn't look pleased at all* ...and some wasps have two stingers and will also lay their eggs inside anything fleshy enough to feed their larvae. By the way, you're not helping your situation.
*is petting her giant wasp of a herald, the Menotherian doesn't look pleased at all* ...and some wasps have two stingers and will also lay their eggs inside anything fleshy enough to feed their larvae. By the way, you're not helping your situation.Wasps have to seek their victims. They have no lure of hoarded sweetness and their song is harsh. And they maim spiders to lay their eggs inside it; fun but not all that lusty.
A wasp may have a tiny waist but then so does an ant and so does a skeleton. The bee is more attractive. Much more.
Hows about 'Busy Little Bee' has a better ring to it than 'Busy Little Wasp'?
It's like 'Littlest Elder God'. Technically Yog-Sothoth is smaller than I am, that doesn't prevent me from using this title. It has a bit of an absurd feel that amuses me.
By the way, snacks? Remember snacks? Theys are still getting away.
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By the way, snacks? Remember snacks? Theys are still getting away.
I accept both your apology and your invitation to share your snack... there's something about shiny, naive clerics of Iomedae that make them so delectably fun to tease. Just don't shatter her sanity, she wouldn't be as fun then. Would she have any brothers or family in the clergy by chance?
Hows about 'Busy Little Bee' has a better ring to it than 'Busy Little Wasp'?
Stick to 'little wasp' if you want to play it safe.
By the way, snacks? Remember snacks? Theys are still getting away.I accept both your apology and your invitation to share your snack... there's something about shiny, naive clerics of Iomedae that make them so delectably fun to tease. Just don't shatter her sanity, she wouldn't be as fun then. Would she have any brothers or family in the clergy by chance?
Hows about 'Busy Little Bee' has a better ring to it than 'Busy Little Wasp'?Stick to 'little wasp' if you want to play it safe.
Fhtagn. If I have to call you 'little wasp' then I keeps the snacks.
Fhtagn. If I have to call you 'little wasp' then I keeps the snacks.
Why, do you have a taste for the overweight? Know that I'm being overly patient with you.
Fhtagn. If I have to call you 'little wasp' then I keeps the snacks.Why, do you have a taste for the overweight? Know that I'm being overly patient with you.
Why do you have a taste for twisting my words into a dig on your weight? Also, I've seen Shelyn, her boobs are bigger than her head. If beautys and loves is all squishy then how would lust get away with being too skinnys?
Besides, a squishier snacks is a bigger snacks.
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*breaths with relief considering herself a bit skinned if a bit atletic, hiding herself better, temped to comment to the poor little elder god, that the wasp can sting and still live, while a bee after using its sting, loses it and dyes... aside of the fact of Calistria bien g very very sensitive about her weight*
Why do you have a taste for twisting my words into a dig on your weight?
*ponders on a still angry face whether Desna's words regarding her self-esteem issues might be true, perhaps she needs that counseling with Irori after all... suddenly ignoring the tentacled god completely in her ruminations*
Hmm... Now where did that snacks run off to? ::searches around:: Oh little cleric...
::snakes around with tentacles:: I know you're heres somewheres, little cleric. I smells you... You smells like Glory...
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*heard the Littlest Elder God moving around, the sound of the tentacles maddening while she holds her breath for a moment trying not to bring attention to herself, her back against the wall, the tentacle horror that is the littlest Elder God in the other side. She is sweating both from the effort of running and from being nervous and tense, her hand is in the hilt of her sword but she does't wield it, fearing the sound of steel brings her into the horror's attention*