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Word to the wise: Santa has list list and I got mine. You don't want to be in it.


Littlest Elder God wrote:
Why do you have a taste for twisting my words into a dig on your weight?

*ponders on a still angry face whether Desna's words regarding her self-esteem issues might be true, perhaps she needs that counseling with Irori after all... suddenly ignoring the tentacled god completely in her ruminations*


Littlest Elder God wrote:
Fhtagn. If I have to call you 'little wasp' then I keeps the snacks.

Why, do you have a taste for the overweight? Know that I'm being overly patient with you.


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Littlest Elder God wrote:
By the way, snacks? Remember snacks? Theys are still getting away.

I accept both your apology and your invitation to share your snack... there's something about shiny, naive clerics of Iomedae that make them so delectably fun to tease. Just don't shatter her sanity, she wouldn't be as fun then. Would she have any brothers or family in the clergy by chance?

Littlest Elder God wrote:
Hows about 'Busy Little Bee' has a better ring to it than 'Busy Little Wasp'?

Stick to 'little wasp' if you want to play it safe.


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Littlest Elder God wrote:

Wasps have to seek their victims. They have no lure of hoarded sweetness and their song is harsh. And they maim spiders to lay their eggs inside it; fun but not all that lusty.

A wasp may have a tiny waist but then so does an ant and so does a skeleton. The bee is more attractive. Much more.

*is petting her giant wasp of a herald, the Menotherian doesn't look pleased at all* ...and some wasps have two stingers and will also lay their eggs inside anything fleshy enough to feed their larvae. By the way, you're not helping your situation.


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Littlest Elder God wrote:
Gah! Let's argue later, Busy Little Bee. My snack is running away.

"Bee"? Are you calling me FAT!? From goddess to god, you have one single post to improve my mood.


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I bicker enough with Urgathoa over the necrophiles and passional cannibals as to have yet another god stepping on my portfolio's shoes, and Urgathoa just ate the last lawyer Abadar left as mediator so I'll get to the point: Dagon, stay away from the lust domain or I'll give every single orc in Belkzen the hots for you!

The rest can continue, keep making me proud sweeties.