lol thank god for those little miracles :)
If I was next to that guy, I would try to pop em in the mouth
before sweet, sweet oblivion consumes me.
A friend of mine believes that this is the last Pope, so who knows? ;)If you're thinking of the prophecies of Saint Malachy, it's the next pope following the current one.
I don't know what she refers to.
It's all bunk anyway. Scapulimancy is the only true indicator of the future. Everyone knows that.
The worst part about that, CH, is that one day some douche will be right by pure luck...
Yes, but on the bright side neither he nor anyone else will be around for the I-told-you-sos.
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Those lazy Maya! Why couldn't they continue the calendar past Dec 21, 2012?!{knocks on door} Hello Mr. 'Puffin. Do you have a few moments; I'd like to discuss the future. {hands him copy of Shadowrun 4th edition} Are you ready to accept Dunkelzahn into your life?
Ewwww, somebody got elves and orcs in my Fallout...
{whispers} Beware the false prophet-poodle Courtfool and his NecroHerocon... his way lies the path of false gaming.
I don't think I'd trade my d20 for 3d6 any day.
I want to know the day this is going to happen.
Not so I can cower and hide but so I know which day to go hiking up one of the mountains out here in AZ so I can scream defiance at the sky.
IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT!!!!!!!!!!
;)
COME ON THEN YOU ALIEN PANSIES
MY GRANDMA THROWS A HARDER APOCALYPSE AND SHE'S EIGHTY
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The 4 signs of the apocalypse:
1 - The Patriots win the Super Bowl.
2 - The Red Sox win the World Series.
3 - The Celtics win the NBA Championship.
4 - The Bruins win the Stanley Cup.
Three of these happened within a year of each other. If the fourth would have happened,...well, I do not want to even think about it.
Ewwww, somebody got elves and orcs in my Fallout...
Offtopic: I know Mona and Jacobs said they weren't going to license any IP/game setting, but damn, if Paizo did a Fallout PnP RPG, I'd pre-order the HC on the spot.
{whispers} Beware the false prophet-poodle Courtfool and his NecroHerocon... his way lies the path of false gaming.
A Cassandra among us!
{whispers} Beware the false prophet-poodle Courtfool and his NecroHerocon... his way lies the path of false gaming.A Cassandra among us!
Oy. And that turned out so well for poor Cassie.
On the plus side, great-great-great-great-great-great grammy Gyro Delivery Girl said Cassie's brain was extra-tasty, especially with a side of figs and fresh goat cheese.
The 4 signs of the apocalypse:
1 - The Patriots win the Super Bowl.
2 - The Red Sox win the World Series.
3 - The Celtics win the NBA Championship.
4 - The Bruins win the Stanley Cup.Three of these happened within a year of each other. If the fourth would have happened,...well, I do not want to even think about it.
You forgot the big one - the Cubs winning the World Series.
Which one hasn't happened yet? *knows jack squat about sports*
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*goes back to screaming at the sky*
GET ON WITH IT ALREADY - I DON'T HAVE ALL MILLENNIUM!!
YOU THINK A LITTLE THING LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD IS GONNA DO ME IN?? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?
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You forgot the big one - the Cubs winning the World Series.The 4 signs of the apocalypse:
1 - The Patriots win the Super Bowl.
2 - The Red Sox win the World Series.
3 - The Celtics win the NBA Championship.
4 - The Bruins win the Stanley Cup.Three of these happened within a year of each other. If the fourth would have happened,...well, I do not want to even think about it.
Well, the world didn't end in 1908...
Well, the world didn't end in 1908...
How do we know it didn't?:
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
According the new grand-unified theory of our current reality, it may not be possible for the Cubs to ever win another World Series. Ever.
Maybe Walter Bishop and William Bell were really just trying to find a way to help the Cubbies. :)
Well, the world didn't end in 1908...How do we know it didn't?:
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
According the new grand-unified theory of our current reality, it may not be possible for the Cubs to ever win another World Series. Ever.
Maybe Walter Bishop and William Bell were really just trying to find a way to help the Cubbies. :)
Yea I'm a Cubs fan, but now if they did manage to win a world series, I'd proabably head for the nearest bomb shelter...it would be very bitter sweet.
It doesn't matter when the world is going to end. I've still got to do the same things whether Jesus comes two seconds from now, or two millennia from now. If knowledge of the Apocalypse would change my behavior then I wasn't doing the right things in the first place. Speculating on when the Apocalypse will occur is a waste of time. That probably applies for non-Christians as well, just live you're life the best you can today and don't worry about when the world is going to end.
Strictly speaking however, I believe the world won't end for at last one-thousand, seven years, as the seven-year tribulation and millennial reign would have to occur before the world actually ends.
Don't Cubs fans have a superstition about why they never win (a la the Red Sox "Curse of the Bambino") involving someone bringing a goat into the stadium?
Aye, the dreaded Curse of the Billy Goat. They've attempted to appease the goat, but we all know how that has worked out so far.
Just wait 'til next year.
...actually, the Rapture could come tomorrow. I could sure use the free stuff left behind.
I do need some new bookshelves. Do you think we'll be able to trade up for some bigger houses?...actually, the Rapture could come tomorrow. I could sure use the free stuff left behind.I'm going to start looting early.
Reputedly, there should be plenty along the bible belt.
Reputedly...
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I do need some new bookshelves. Do you think we'll be able to trade up for some bigger houses?...actually, the Rapture could come tomorrow. I could sure use the free stuff left behind.I'm going to start looting early.Reputedly, there should be plenty along the bible belt.
Reputedly...
I may just move into a big empty church.
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I may just move into a big empty church.I do need some new bookshelves. Do you think we'll be able to trade up for some bigger houses?...actually, the Rapture could come tomorrow. I could sure use the free stuff left behind.I'm going to start looting early.Reputedly, there should be plenty along the bible belt.
Reputedly...
Near Rome perhaps?
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I may just move into a big empty church.
Might be a b#~&~ to heat or cool though. Unless you come up north and get on of these old stone ones. Speaking of, I know exactly which house I'd move in to. There's one I pass buy all the time on the way to my gaming sessions - up on a hill, surround by trees, a big stone thing with a huge veranda. For some reason, it reminds me of Collinwood in the old Dark Shadows TV series. I keep asking the wife if I can just seize it by right of conquest, but she says no.
...actually, the Rapture could come tomorrow. I could sure use the free stuff left behind.After a certain episode of "Six Feet Under" I'll never be able to think of the rapture seriously...
Thanks to an old Jack Chick comic tract, I call it 'The Great Snatch'. What was classic that there was a woman in the forefront of the strip going up into the skies and was wearing a skirt. ;)
I may just move into a big empty church.I do need some new bookshelves. Do you think we'll be able to trade up for some bigger houses?...actually, the Rapture could come tomorrow. I could sure use the free stuff left behind.I'm going to start looting early.Reputedly, there should be plenty along the bible belt.
Reputedly...
I'll take one of those gothic structures with gargoyles.
I'll take one of those gothic structures with gargoyles.I may just move into a big empty church.I do need some new bookshelves. Do you think we'll be able to trade up for some bigger houses?...actually, the Rapture could come tomorrow. I could sure use the free stuff left behind.I'm going to start looting early.Reputedly, there should be plenty along the bible belt.
Reputedly...
Excellent decor, AND free watchdogs! What's not to like?
*resumes shouting*
The worst part about that, CH, is that one day some douche will be right by pure luck...Pure luck? Its never pure luck...
"I predict that a supervolcano will erupt in North America wiping out life in that Northern Hemisphere Continent."- yellowdingo is always right...eventually.
That would be one way to resolve the American National Debt.
"I predict that a supervolcano will erupt in North America wiping out life in that Northern Hemisphere Continent."- yellowdingo is always right...eventually.That would be one way to resolve the American National Debt.
{starts selling Yellowstone supervolcano futures on Wall Street}
If you are the voice of reason and calm for a thread does that count as a sign of the Apocalypse? ;)Tread lightly. You're very close to falling into "you can only comment on this if you are one of the affected people", which is a stupid route to follow.Must be really easy for somebody who doesn't fall into the racially profiled group to say...Can you see how this reasoning becomes a train wreck when you apply it to other basic human rights?Hate to be rude and interrupt, but, which human right does invading a foreign nation's sovereignty fall under?
I'm wondering if this is a comment determined from a reputation I've somehow earned and wasn't aware of.
As for the Apocalypse.... LET'S DO THIS.
If you are the voice of reason and calm for a thread does that count as a sign of the Apocalypse? ;)Tread lightly. You're very close to falling into "you can only comment on this if you are one of the affected people", which is a stupid route to follow.Must be really easy for somebody who doesn't fall into the racially profiled group to say...Can you see how this reasoning becomes a train wreck when you apply it to other basic human rights?Hate to be rude and interrupt, but, which human right does invading a foreign nation's sovereignty fall under?I'm wondering if this is a comment determined from a reputation I've somehow earned and wasn't aware of.
As for the Apocalypse.... LET'S DO THIS.
LOL! I wasn't trying to imply that you are in the habit of flaming people. It's just that other posters who are usually quite thoughtful got kinda wound up.
I reckon I could have inserted my self in that sentence because I've been know to get a bit fired up. ;)
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I may just move into a big empty church.I do need some new bookshelves. Do you think we'll be able to trade up for some bigger houses?...actually, the Rapture could come tomorrow. I could sure use the free stuff left behind.I'm going to start looting early.Reputedly, there should be plenty along the bible belt.
Reputedly...
Starting your own post apocalyptic cult? or just looking for ample seating and a big screen TV on which to watch the end of the world?
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{starts selling Yellowstone supervolcano futures on Wall Street}"I predict that a supervolcano will erupt in North America wiping out life in that Northern Hemisphere Continent."- yellowdingo is always right...eventually.That would be one way to resolve the American National Debt.
I'm recommending canned goods and shotguns to all my clients...
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Starting your own post apocalyptic cult? or just looking for ample seating and a big screen TV on which to watch the end of the world?I may just move into a big empty church.I do need some new bookshelves. Do you think we'll be able to trade up for some bigger houses?...actually, the Rapture could come tomorrow. I could sure use the free stuff left behind.I'm going to start looting early.Reputedly, there should be plenty along the bible belt.
Reputedly...
Yes to both.
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Yes to both.Starting your own post apocalyptic cult? or just looking for ample seating and a big screen TV on which to watch the end of the world?I may just move into a big empty church.I do need some new bookshelves. Do you think we'll be able to trade up for some bigger houses?...actually, the Rapture could come tomorrow. I could sure use the free stuff left behind.I'm going to start looting early.Reputedly, there should be plenty along the bible belt.
Reputedly...
We get Jessie Duplantis on sunday mornings...he has seating for ten thousnad and his own broadcast centre...just sayin.
I'm recommending canned goods and shotguns to all my clients...{starts selling Yellowstone supervolcano futures on Wall Street}"I predict that a supervolcano will erupt in North America wiping out life in that Northern Hemisphere Continent."- yellowdingo is always right...eventually.That would be one way to resolve the American National Debt.
And Twinkies; don't forget to stock up on Twinkies.
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And Twinkies; don't forget to stock up on Twinkies.I'm recommending canned goods and shotguns to all my clients...{starts selling Yellowstone supervolcano futures on Wall Street}"I predict that a supervolcano will erupt in North America wiping out life in that Northern Hemisphere Continent."- yellowdingo is always right...eventually.That would be one way to resolve the American National Debt.
they last forever!!!!!!!!!!
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they last forever!!!!!!!!!!And Twinkies; don't forget to stock up on Twinkies.I'm recommending canned goods and shotguns to all my clients...{starts selling Yellowstone supervolcano futures on Wall Street}"I predict that a supervolcano will erupt in North America wiping out life in that Northern Hemisphere Continent."- yellowdingo is always right...eventually.That would be one way to resolve the American National Debt.
Except where you expose them to radioactive materials so they decay into one of the minor stable elements.
they last forever!!!!!!!!!!And Twinkies; don't forget to stock up on Twinkies.I'm recommending canned goods and shotguns to all my clients...{starts selling Yellowstone supervolcano futures on Wall Street}"I predict that a supervolcano will erupt in North America wiping out life in that Northern Hemisphere Continent."- yellowdingo is always right...eventually.That would be one way to resolve the American National Debt.
F@#! Snowballs!
Except where you expose them to radioactive materials so they decay into one of the minor stable elements.they last forever!!!!!!!!!!And Twinkies; don't forget to stock up on Twinkies.I'm recommending canned goods and shotguns to all my clients...{starts selling Yellowstone supervolcano futures on Wall Street}"I predict that a supervolcano will erupt in North America wiping out life in that Northern Hemisphere Continent."- yellowdingo is always right...eventually.That would be one way to resolve the American National Debt.
From they way they sit in my stomach, I was sure they'd already decayed into lead.
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From they way they sit in my stomach, I was sure they'd already decayed into lead.Except where you expose them to radioactive materials so they decay into one of the minor stable elements.they last forever!!!!!!!!!!And Twinkies; don't forget to stock up on Twinkies.I'm recommending canned goods and shotguns to all my clients...{starts selling Yellowstone supervolcano futures on Wall Street}"I predict that a supervolcano will erupt in North America wiping out life in that Northern Hemisphere Continent."- yellowdingo is always right...eventually.That would be one way to resolve the American National Debt.
So that is the metallic clang going down my toilet?
So that is the metallic clang going down my toilet?From they way they sit in my stomach, I was sure they'd already decayed into lead.Except where you expose them to radioactive materials so they decay into one of the minor stable elements.And Twinkies; don't forget to stock up on Twinkies.they last forever!!!!!!!!!!
[Jim Gaffigan] "Hot Pockets" [/Jim Gaffigan]
So that is the metallic clang going down my toilet?From they way they sit in my stomach, I was sure they'd already decayed into lead.Except where you expose them to radioactive materials so they decay into one of the minor stable elements.they last forever!!!!!!!!!!And Twinkies; don't forget to stock up on Twinkies.I'm recommending canned goods and shotguns to all my clients...{starts selling Yellowstone supervolcano futures on Wall Street}"I predict that a supervolcano will erupt in North America wiping out life in that Northern Hemisphere Continent."- yellowdingo is always right...eventually.That would be one way to resolve the American National Debt.
T.M.I.
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[Jim Gaffigan] "Hot Pockets" [/Jim Gaffigan]So that is the metallic clang going down my toilet?From they way they sit in my stomach, I was sure they'd already decayed into lead.Except where you expose them to radioactive materials so they decay into one of the minor stable elements.And Twinkies; don't forget to stock up on Twinkies.they last forever!!!!!!!!!!
It's amazing how that small post made me recall every joke I've ever heard from him and start laughing out loud. He's frickin' awesome.
Hey speaking of Mayans, have you in the DFW area, esp. Heathy, seen this?