"I'm off to find Jackin' Ape. See ya later babe!"With that, he leaps away from her view
As the tiger exits the house, the Ape scoops up the corpse and the large red bag he was carrying. He empties the bag's contents on the lawn, then stuffs the body in the bag, making a ball which he rolls to Roy, hooting to indicate that the game is ON.
one of them had the remains of a big fat bloke who seems to have had a beard and to have been dressed in red robes with white trim in by the way.
So that's where Santa escaped to after I put that buckshot into him. His reindeer didn't get away from me though. The Jacks had venison for months afterward.
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Nacho Potato Casserole
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 pound lean ground beef
• 1 (16 oz.) jar mild salsa (1 3/4 cups)
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Jalapeño Potatoes
• 2 tablespoons butter
• 2 cups boiling water
• 2/3 cup milk
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 3 cups broken nacho flavored tortilla chips, divided
• 1 cup Colby & Monterey Jack cheese blend
• Garnishes: Shredded lettuce, chopped tomatoes, black olives, chopped green onion, sour cream
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 425°F. Coat a 13 x 9-inch baking dish with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BROWN beef in large skillet over medium-high heat until cooked, stirring frequently. Drain. Stir in salsa.
3. COMBINE potato slices, sauce packet, butter and boiling water in medium bowl. Stir in milk and sour cream. Sprinkle 2 cups tortilla chip pieces in prepared dish. Pour in potato mixture. Spoon beef mixture on top. Cover with foil.
4. BAKE 30 to 35 minutes or until potatoes are fork tender. Remove foil. Combine 1 cup tortilla chips and cheese. Sprinkle over top. Bake 10 minutes uncovered to melt cheese. Let stand 5 minutes. Garnish as desired.
Yield: 4-5 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 40 min
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So that's where Santa escaped to after I put that buckshot into him. His reindeer didn't get away from me though. The Jacks had venison for months afterward.one of them had the remains of a big fat bloke who seems to have had a beard and to have been dressed in red robes with white trim in by the way.
This reminds me of a really twisted Squidbillies episode I saw a few months ago.
Burp!
Burp!
BURP! Mine was louder.
Sharp intake
BLAAAAARP!
Oooh...chunky...
LJ, laying out on the back of the boat a good distance away from the house and any smells that might emanate from it, takes a moment to put in earplugs before turning over so that she tans evenly.
As the tiger exits the house, the Ape scoops up the corpse and the large red bag he was carrying. He empties the bag's contents on the lawn, then stuffs the body in the bag, making a ball which he rolls to Roy, hooting to indicate that the game is ON.
"I'm off to find Jackin' Ape. See ya later babe!"With that, he leaps away from her view
"Displacer Beast mode! ON!"
Re-assuming his white tiger form and growing to a larger size and sprouting two wicked tentacles off his back, Roy Jack slaps the ball with his new appendage back to Jackin' Ape.
"You're on monkey boy!"
Lady's in da house boys, behave!
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Pancake & Waffle Decorating Ideas
Good Morning Sunshine Pancakes
What You'll Need:
Hungry Jack® Pancake & Waffle Mix
Hungry Jack® Microwavable Syrup
Fresh peach or orange wedges
Maraschino cherries (or blueberries to substitute)
Directions:
Step 1. For each plate, prepare three pancakes as directed on the box of Hungry Jack® Pancake & Waffle Mix. Make each pancake as round as possible.
Step 2. Center the first pancake on plate.
Step 3. Place peach or orange wedges around the outside edges of the pancake so that one end
overlaps the pancake and the other sticks out.
Step 4. Cover fruit wedges and first pancake with another pancake so that half of fruit wedge sticks out all around the pancake.
Step 5. Stack as many pancakes as you like atop
your sun.
Step 6. Create a happy face for the sun by adding two cherries or blueberries for eyes with another peach or orange wedge placed horizontally where your sun’s mouth should go.
Step 7. Finish by covering the top pancake in your
stack with Hungry Jack® Microwavable Syrup.
Step 8. Gather your family around the table and enjoy!
Lady's in da house boys, behave!
Oh c'mon! We haven't started to see who could fart the loudest yet.
The Ape leaps into the air
Hoo-HOO!
With a doubled-up fist he smacks the ball overhand to his freaky shifter friend
Hoo-hoo-HOO!
Roy Jack shifts his body weight slightly and smacks the ball with his new tentacle. It bounces off the clubhouse first then its angle and trajectory send it back towards Jackin' Ape.
Just to let you all know, I can burp and fart at the same time.
Just to let you all know, I can burp and fart at the same time.
Wow...
Did that once. It was a little messy. it might have been the nachos though.
Can you belch out the alphabet?
Just to let you all know, I can burp and fart at the same time.Wow...
Did that once. It was a little messy. it might have been the nachos though.
Can you belch out the alphabet?
Only the letters that make uo my name. I have a hard time holding onto that much gas.
try this -
aaaeehh....bbeeeeee....seeeaaahh....dddduuuuuuhhhh....eeeeechhh...ffffttt.. ..
whoops
try this -
aaaeehh....bbeeeeee....seeeaaahh....dddduuuuuuhhhh....eeeeechhh...ffffttt.. ..
whoops
Sounds like you made a "brownie". Heheheh.
try this -
aaaeehh....bbeeeeee....seeeaaahh....dddduuuuuuhhhh....eeeeechhh...ffffttt.. ..
whoops
"It's that "f" that gets you everytime," he chuckles, "Not so loud or Lynora-Jill will hear us."
Sounds like you made a "brownie". Heheheh.try this -
aaaeehh....bbeeeeee....seeeaaahh....dddduuuuuuhhhh....eeeeechhh...ffffttt.. ..
whoops
Hope that one's not in Hungry Jack's recipe book!
I think I'll go change.
Totally oblivious to the grossness thanks to her earplugs, LJ puts on more tanning oil and continues to enjoy the sunshine.
Lady's in da house boys, behave!Oh c'mon! We haven't started to see who could fart the loudest yet.
Oh, totally right!
*fart!*
-Now that the lady is out on the yard catching some tan, lets perfume da house!-
In Frat Jack's shoes!Sounds like you made a "brownie". Heheheh.try this -
aaaeehh....bbeeeeee....seeeaaahh....dddduuuuuuhhhh....eeeeechhh...ffffttt.. ..
whoops
No wonder it felt squishy
I think I'll go change.
Please do. It's starting to smell like an outhouse in here.
Dude.
Why'd the party stop. Seriously.
I'm about to get my party on! Come on everybody! I've got the music.. who's got the drinks?
Dude.
Why'd the party stop. Seriously.
I'm about to get my party on! Come on everybody! I've got the music.. who's got the drinks?
Tres bien, l would like to make a request to play zhe cheecken dance, mais oui!
Hey Chef, yh egrill is all fired up and greased, now if you please rub this BBQ sauce on yourself...
If you want, I could ask LJ to help with that :P
*Sharpens the butcher knife*
A French chef? I hope Clinically Depressed Poodle doesn't see him. He'll go nuts!
Dude.
Why'd the party stop. Seriously.
I'm about to get my party on! Come on everybody! I've got the music.. who's got the drinks?
I have the drinks. Let's find a few lovely ladies and party!
Beach Party!
JH rushes out of his room in a loud pair of Bermuda shorts, and cannonballs into the pool.
LJ shrieks a little as the cold water hits her warm skin, and then laughs as she sees why. She takes out her earplugs.
"Well, it's good to see you having fun."
LJ shrieks a little as the cold water hits her warm skin, and then laughs as she sees why. She takes out her earplugs.
"Well, it's good to see you having fun."
"Every day is fun day at the Clubhouse!" He splashes more water at LJ.
Calling back to the house. "Hey! Where's the booze?! The music?! The wild carousing?!"
"Yeah, we could definitely do with a little drinking and dancing around here," LJ agrees with a laugh.
"Yeah, we could definitely do with a little drinking and dancing around here," LJ agrees with a laugh.
"Know any friends for the Lonely Jacks Club?"
"Yeah, we could definitely do with a little drinking and dancing around here," LJ agrees with a laugh."Know any friends for the Lonely Jacks Club?"
"I could probably make a few calls. *If* you guys promise to be on your best behavior."
A sultry brunette in a small bikini and sash strolls onto the grounds.
"I heard there was a party here, but I don't hear any music? And are any of you heavy metal gentlemen going to buy a lady a drink?"
"I could probably make a few calls. *If* you guys promise to be on your best behavior.""Yeah, we could definitely do with a little drinking and dancing around here," LJ agrees with a laugh."Know any friends for the Lonely Jacks Club?"
We promise to behave ourselves. *crosses fingers behind back*
We promise to behave ourselves. *crosses fingers behind back*
"Okay, but it's your own fault if you don't listen. I warned you."
She pulls a thin cell phone out of her bikini top. "Hi, yeah it's me. Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to come to a party. Uh-huh. Yeah, at the Jacks' place. Yeah, I know, but they promised to behave. Uh-huh. See you in a few."She closes the phone and puts it back. "Okay, some of my new friends from the spa are coming to the party. I should warn you, they're nymphs, so you know what happens if you tick them off."
"Hey what happened to the party?! Do I need to wreck something to get this party going again?!"
DJ makes a running jump and cannonballs into the pool and a large column of water erupts from his plunge. The clubhouse is wet, Roy Jack is wet, Jackin' Ape is wet, Lynora-Jill's hair is wet, again.
For what seems ten to fifteen minutes, he ascends wearing a scuba mask, snorkel, and a rather heavy oxygen tank. The breathing apparatus pops out of this mouth.
"Dudes! Dudettes! I found a hidden entrance at the bottom of the pool."
yeah, I figured that pool needed an awful lot of wate to fill up... no wonder...
"Hey what happened to the party?! Do I need to wreck something to get this party going again?!"
DJ makes a running jump and cannonballs into the pool and a large column of water erupts from his plunge. The clubhouse is wet, Roy Jack is wet, Jackin' Ape is wet, Lynora-Jill's hair is wet, again.
For what seems ten to fifteen minutes, he ascends wearing a scuba mask, snorkel, and a rather heavy oxygen tank. The breathing apparatus pops out of this mouth.
"Dudes! Dudettes! I found a hidden entrance at the bottom of the pool."
Cool! I wonder where it goes.
Can someone post a short synopsis about what "The Angry Jack Cult" is all about?
Why is he angry? What is the charter of this cult?
Do members get discount's on Paizo items?
I'll start it off:
1. Callous Jack is our Fearless Leader
2. One must be a Jack or a Jill, or some variation thereof, to be admitted to the club.
3. Most Jacks are golems...or robots...bit of a debate there...
4. Most Jacks share the same avatar.
5. There's a good deal of boozing and
6. Wanton destruction.
And various body gasses. Don't forget those PJ!
*tweet*
A car pulls up in front of the clubhouse and three beautiful girls climb out. They greet LJ warmly and look around.
"So where's the party?"
I'll start it off:
1. Callous Jack is our Fearless Leader
2. One must be a Jack or a Jill, or some variation thereof, to be admitted to the club.
3. Most Jacks are golems...or robots...bit of a debate there...
4. Most Jacks share the same avatar.
5. There's a good deal of boozing and
6. Wanton destruction.
7. Jacks ROCK! And everyone knows it!
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I'll start it off:
1. Callous Jack is our Fearless Leader
2. One must be a Jack or a Jill, or some variation thereof, to be admitted to the club.
3. Most Jacks are golems...or robots...bit of a debate there...
4. Most Jacks share the same avatar.
5. There's a good deal of boozing and
6. Wanton destruction.
You forgot our 401K plan and healthcare options.