Glad to see you cooking again Hungry Jack. *see upthread, if you missed the obit*
A hufffing and puffing is heard outside
I'll get you fascists! If it's the last thing I do!
More huffing and puffing, this time running away
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Magic Apple Pancake
Ingredients:
APPLE MIXTURE
• 1/4 cup butter
• 1 1/2 cups thinly sliced, peeled apples
• 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
• 1/4 cup currants or raisins (optional)
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PANCAKE
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
• 3/4 cup water
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT butter in a 9-inch round microwave-safe pie pan on HIGH (100% power) 30 to 45 seconds or until melted. Stir in apples, brown sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg. Cover with plastic wrap; cook on HIGH 3 to 4 minutes or until apples are tender. Sprinkle currants over apples, if desired.
2. WHISK pancake mix, cinnamon, nutmeg, water and vanilla in a medium bowl; blend well. Pour batter evenly over cooked apples.
3. COOK pancake on HIGH for 4 to 6 minutes or until toothpick inserted 2 inches from edge comes out clean. Let pancake stand 5 minutes. Invert onto serving plate. Cut into wedges to serve. Serve warm with ice cream, if desired.
Yield: 6 Servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 8 min
It is so unlike Reggie to slip-up like this. In all his years in the service, and then in service, he has never so heinously neglected his duties. The Jacks still sleeping in after yet another weekend bender, he tip-toes around the house with his set of clock keys, resetting all the clocks to Daylight Savings Time. He hopes none of the Jacks had appointments this morning, because if so, they're all going to miss them.
The clocks thus corrected, they all begin to chime NINE.
It is so unlike Reggie to slip-up like this. In all his years in the service, and then in service, he has never so heinously neglected his duties. The Jacks still sleeping in after yet another weekend bender, he tip-toes around the house with his set of clock keys, resetting all the clocks to Daylight Savings Time. He hopes none of the Jacks had appointments this morning, because if so, they're all going to miss them.
The clocks thus corrected, they all begin to chime NINE.
10:23 EST, 9:23 Central
We need to chuck the whole Daylight Savings thing IMO.
We run on barley and hops, and there is always a happy hour going on somewhere in the world. We are ladies and gentlemen of the world after all. So I guess we run on all times.
;)
*two poodles arrive at the clubhouse* *tired and thisty after the long walk Cockapoo goes to the toilet and laps up some water* *sees the toilet paper on the roller and decides to put it in his mouth* * takes the TP and runs through the Clubhouse, leaving a trail of toilet paper everywhere* YAP! YAP! YAP!
*two poodles arrive at the clubhouse* *tired and thisty after the long walk Cockapoo goes to the toilet and laps up some water* *sees the toilet paper on the roller and decides to put it in his mouth* * takes the TP and runs through the Clubhouse, leaving a trail of toilet paper everywhere* YAP! YAP! YAP!
Silly poodle. Everyone knows the Jacks don't use toilet paper.
*Grabs the poodle and uses it as TP*
*two poodles arrive at the clubhouse* *tired and thisty after the long walk Cockapoo goes to the toilet and laps up some water* *sees the toilet paper on the roller and decides to put it in his mouth* * takes the TP and runs through the Clubhouse, leaving a trail of toilet paper everywhere* YAP! YAP! YAP!Silly poodle. Everyone knows the Jacks don't use toilet paper.
*Grabs the poodle and uses it as TP*
*Bites JH and runs off*
Has anyone seen that dead peasant I left on the kitchen counter?
*two poodles arrive at the clubhouse* *tired and thisty after the long walk Cockapoo goes to the toilet and laps up some water* *sees the toilet paper on the roller and decides to put it in his mouth* * takes the TP and runs through the Clubhouse, leaving a trail of toilet paper everywhere* YAP! YAP! YAP!Silly poodle. Everyone knows the Jacks don't use toilet paper.
*two poodles arrive at the clubhouse* *tired and thisty after the long walk Cockapoo goes to the toilet and laps up some water* *sees the toilet paper on the roller and decides to put it in his mouth* * takes the TP and runs through the Clubhouse, leaving a trail of toilet paper everywhere* YAP! YAP! YAP!Silly poodle. Everyone knows the Jacks don't use toilet paper.
Who needs TP? Try the new and improved Sham-Poodle! It's super absorbant! And it runs away after you use it, saving your septic system from clogs!
Available now in our litter pack. Get 6 Sham-Poodles for the price of 3! Not available in all markets.
Who needs TP? Try the new and improved Sham-Poodle! It's super absorbant! And it runs away after you use it, saving your septic system from clogs!Available now in our litter pack. Get 6 Sham-Poodles for the price of 3! Not available in all markets.
Just to let you know there's a little chocolate surprise waiting for you in your bed. YAP!
Just to let you know there's a little chocolate surprise waiting for you in your bed. YAP!
Who needs TP? Try the new and improved Sham-Poodle! It's super absorbant! And it runs away after you use it, saving your septic system from clogs!Available now in our litter pack. Get 6 Sham-Poodles for the price of 3! Not available in all markets.
See?! It's the Pseudo-Anarchistic Poodle's fault!
Bad PAP. Bad!
Watches in amazement as his fuzzy cloth gets up and walks away after wiping down the bar.
SCJ drinks his Guiness, as he lounges about in his blue shorts with pony designs and a Hawaiian t-shirt that looks like a scenery of clouds
Anyone else want some? I still have most of this twelve pack left.. I have it in the cans too, if you prefer.. Drop a shot of Bailey's Irish Creme and have yourself an 'Irish Car Bomb' if you'd like..
Watches in amazement as his fuzzy cloth gets up and walks away after wiping down the bar.
See? That's what I'm talking about.
Now the other 'fuzzy cloths' will lick it clean (possibly getting a good buzz) and you'll be ready to reuse it.
SCJ drinks his Guiness, as he lounges about in his blue shorts with pony designs and a Hawaiian t-shirt that looks like a scenery of clouds
Anyone else want some? I still have most of this twelve pack left.. I have it in the cans too, if you prefer.. Drop a shot of Bailey's Irish Creme and have yourself an 'Irish Car Bomb' if you'd like..
I'll have one! With the shot too.
Thx!
This place seem back in good'ol Jack Club house... no more drama but senseles poodle abuse and booze running loose all around. I hope the chick come around from time to time thou...
*passes frosty beer all around*
Yay frosties!
Slurps one down
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Waffle Sundaes
Ingredients:
• 5 cups sliced fresh fruit, peeled if desired, (such as nectarines, plums or apricots)
• 1/3 cup orange juice
• 2 tablespoons sugar
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1 1/4 cups water
• 1/4 cup Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
• 1 teaspoon almond extract
• 1 large egg, beaten
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 2 pints dulce de leche or vanilla ice cream (4 cups)
Preparation Directions:
1. COMBINE sliced fruit, orange juice and sugar in medium nonmetal bowl. Toss gently. Let stand at room temperature for at least 1 hour before serving to marinate.
2. HEAT waffle iron. Combine pancake mix, water, oil, almond extract and egg in medium bowl. Stir just until large lumps disappear. Spray waffle iron with no-stick cooking spray. Spoon half of batter into waffle iron. Bake until steaming stops and waffle is golden brown. Repeat with remaining half of batter.
3. DIVIDE each waffle into 4 pieces. Place on individual dessert plates. Top each with 1/2 cup ice cream and 1/2 cup fruit mixture with juices.
Yield: 8 servings
Prep Time: 1 hrs
Cook Time: 10 min
This place seem back in good'ol Jack Club house... no more drama but senseles poodle abuse and booze running loose all around. I hope the chick come around from time to time thou...
*passes frosty beer all around*
Takes a cold one
Weren't you building something?
Weren't you building something?
Aye, and I'm waiting for a partner's response, so I'm on sort of a "break"
Care for more beer? pork rinds?
Weren't you building something?Aye, and I'm waiting for a partner's response, so I'm on sort of a "break"
Care for more beer? pork rinds?
Mmmm...pork rinds.
Those poodles just don't have much meat on their bones.
This place seem back in good'ol Jack Club house... no more drama but senseles poodle abuse and booze running loose all around. I hope the chick come around from time to time thou...
*passes frosty beer all around*
A Wasp walks in.
"Alas, she cannot return, for the Board will not permit her to. By teh way, Candle Lighter is coming."
This place seem back in good'ol Jack Club house... no more drama but senseles poodle abuse and booze running loose all around. I hope the chick come around from time to time thou...
*passes frosty beer all around*
A Wasp walks in.
"Alas, she cannot return, for the Board will not permit her to. By teh way, Candle Lighter is coming."
The Pigeon flies in.
"Bad Wasp! Bad Wasp! Get out of here!"Whacks with stick until Wasp leaves back to the RP thread where he belongs.
"Sorry 'bout that. He keeps forgetting."
Does this mean I can't come? Darn it!
*Disappears*
A large bestial face is pressed up against one of the large portrait windows. Jackin was disturbed from his morning bananafest by strange voices in the clubhouse. He sees nothing now, but he fogs up and smudges the window with his watching. The gorilla guardian must make sure...
What the heck is that gorilla doing?
Jackin sees someone in the house. Who is it? He wipes the glass with his hand and looks again.
A large bestial face is pressed up against one of the large portrait windows. Jackin was disturbed from his morning bananafest by strange voices in the clubhouse. He sees nothing now, but he fogs up and smudges the window with his watching. The gorilla guardian must make sure...
Easy big fella.
How 'bout a nice banana daiquiri?
The ape slurps down the proffered banana daiquiri, but returns to his perch over the porte couchere, where he may best protect the entrance to Chez Jack. He leaves behind on the plate glass large humorous ape masks.
The ape slurps down the proffered banana daiquiri, but returns to his perch over the porte couchere, where he may best protect the entrance to Chez Jack. He leaves behind on the plate glass large humorous ape masks.
JH occupies the morning by adding accessories to the ape face prints. A crown for one, glasses and a mustache for another...
"So I'm not supposed to chase the poodles? Where's the fun in that?"
"So I'm not supposed to chase the poodles? Where's the fun in that?"
No, they are our allies, even if they are annoying.
Hearing that the cat has returned, Jackin lies down on top of the porte couchere and lowers a dangling string toy.
"So I'm not supposed to chase the poodles? Where's the fun in that?"No, they are our allies, even if they are annoying.
I think they LIKE to be chased once in a while. When they're not lounging around on silk pillows, or digging in the garbage.
Hearing that the cat has returned, Jackin lies down on top of the porte couchere and lowers a dangling string toy.
Very stealthily, Carl sneeks up on the string toy, ties a banana to it, and tosses it back onto the porte couchere.
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I think they LIKE to be chased once in a while. When they're not lounging around on silk pillows, or digging in the garbage."So I'm not supposed to chase the poodles? Where's the fun in that?"No, they are our allies, even if they are annoying.
"We don't dig through garbage, well okay we do, but only outside the finest resturants. We do have some taste you know."
Hearing that the cat has returned, Jackin lies down on top of the porte couchere and lowers a dangling string toy.Very stealthily, Carl sneeks up on the string toy, ties a banana to it, and tosses it back onto the porte couchere.
You shoulda tied a string with a banana to one of the poodle's tails. Then you and Jackin' could both chase them.
We do have some taste you know."
Taste like chicken?
You shoulda tied a string with a banana to one of the poodle's tails. Then you and Jackin' could both chase them.Hearing that the cat has returned, Jackin lies down on top of the porte couchere and lowers a dangling string toy.Very stealthily, Carl sneeks up on the string toy, ties a banana to it, and tosses it back onto the porte couchere.
Maybe next time.