I believe there is a saying apropos of such a sentiment, sir!
Snaps to attention.
Laughs as the delirious rogue speaks slurringly and futilely attempts to move within his grasp.
Hu-hu-huh!
Laughs as the delirious rogue speaks slurringly and futilely attempts to move within his grasp.
Hu-hu-huh!
The lack of air must be affecting his mind.
I believe he is hallucinating, sir!
Its all the plant spray in the air, it also neuters big baboons and other apes. Makes them a little woozy after exposure.
~exit stage left!
Apparently, sir, it also results in split personalities with delusions of grandeur!
Apparently, sir, it also results in split personalities with delusions of grandeur!
Oh, don't we all have split personalities with delusions of grandeur? After all, you don't see me running around thieving without this mask on, do you?
I love how you thieves are so loyal and dedicated to one another.*Attempts to decapitate thief**Rolls away from the grasping tentacles*
Sorry boss, you're on your own. Also, I recommend cooking rogue at 360 degrees, served with persimmons. You also don't want to know how I know that.
*Jumps out window*
Indeed,
Thank you, Jacking Ape.*Decapitates Crimson Jester*
Tasty. Tastes like chicken...and acts like one, too.
Looks over at PlantJack enjoying his snack
Now that's what I call heading off trouble!
<rimshot>
Callous Jill??
~Shudders~
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of Bitters.
Drank it all and had a ball,Now they need a babysitter.
I love how you thieves are so loyal and dedicated to one another.*Attempts to decapitate thief**Rolls away from the grasping tentacles*
Sorry boss, you're on your own. Also, I recommend cooking rogue at 360 degrees, served with persimmons. You also don't want to know how I know that.
*Jumps out window*
Indeed,
Thank you, Jacking Ape.
*Decapitates Crimson Jester*
Tasty. Tastes like chicken...and acts like one, too.
*watches the beheading* That never gets old. Heh heh heh
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I love how you thieves are so loyal and dedicated to one another.*Attempts to decapitate thief**Rolls away from the grasping tentacles*
Sorry boss, you're on your own. Also, I recommend cooking rogue at 360 degrees, served with persimmons. You also don't want to know how I know that.
*Jumps out window*
Indeed,
Thank you, Jacking Ape.
*Decapitates Crimson Jester*
Tasty. Tastes like chicken...and acts like one, too.
Yum, chicken.
Yum, chicken.I love how you thieves are so loyal and dedicated to one another.*Attempts to decapitate thief**Rolls away from the grasping tentacles*
Sorry boss, you're on your own. Also, I recommend cooking rogue at 360 degrees, served with persimmons. You also don't want to know how I know that.
*Jumps out window*
Indeed,
Thank you, Jacking Ape.
*Decapitates Crimson Jester*
Tasty. Tastes like chicken...and acts like one, too.
Do you serve white or red with rogue? Or a nice rose?
Do you serve white or red with rogue? Or a nice rose?Yum, chicken.I love how you thieves are so loyal and dedicated to one another.*Attempts to decapitate thief**Rolls away from the grasping tentacles*
Sorry boss, you're on your own. Also, I recommend cooking rogue at 360 degrees, served with persimmons. You also don't want to know how I know that.
*Jumps out window*
Indeed,
Thank you, Jacking Ape.
*Decapitates Crimson Jester*
Tasty. Tastes like chicken...and acts like one, too.
I would go with white.
Oh come on Rum and coke, please.
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Cabbage, Potato and Sausage Soup
Ingredients:
• 1 pound cooked kielbasa or Polish sausage, cut in half lengthwise, sliced
• 1 (16 oz.) package coleslaw blend
• 2 (14 1/2 oz.) cans chicken broth
• 3 cups water
• 1 teaspoon minced garlic
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 1/4 teaspoon pepper
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
Preparation Directions:
1. COMBINE all ingredients except potato flakes in large saucepan. Mix well. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally.
2. REDUCE heat to medium-low. Simmer 5 to 10 minutes or until cabbage is almost tender.
3. REMOVE saucepan from heat. Stir in mashed potato flakes. Let set 5 minutes. Stir and serve.
Yield: 6 servings
Prep Time: 7 min
Cook Time: 20 min
I have been examining the other cults of late and have come to conclusion that the knights are very vulnerable with their leader missing. Gold and jewelry for the taking!
I have been examining the other cults of late and have come to conclusion that the knights are very vulnerable with their leader missing. Gold and jewelry for the taking!
That is excellent. Tonight, we shall strike.
I have been examining the other cults of late and have come to conclusion that the knights are very vulnerable with their leader missing. Gold and jewelry for the taking!That is excellent. Tonight, we shall strike.
There will be many heads for you take as well. I wonder if they have any beer?
I have been examining the other cults of late and have come to conclusion that the knights are very vulnerable with their leader missing. Gold and jewelry for the taking!Summon the Sm*rfs and Poodles! Time for some destruction!
The sm^rfs are ready, but I don't know about the poodles. Unfortunately, half the Jacks are apparently still passed out. We're not quite ready.
It's HAMMER time! And I don't mean the dancing kind.
Let the looting commence! Afterwards we get HAMMERed!
We have no objections to thievery…but we are peaceful. I will not command my fellow poodles to take a life.
We have no objections to thievery…but we are peaceful. I will not command my fellow poodles to take a life.
We're going to do a raid on The Knights of the Polygonal Table. Nobody will get killed. We may have to rough up a few people though.
In fact I'm going now. If anybody wants to come, join me.
In fact I'm going now. If anybody wants to come, join me.
I am coming.
*Kittens ride in on giant eagles wielding axes twice tehir size that they can somehow hold*
Attack, men! Steal the ale!
Our most harmful/offensive course of action is the Humping, no killing for us.
*humps Callous Jack leg*
*Comes back with throne in hand* *sees the cats flying on the giant eagles and almost dies from laughter*
Wow, this sure is a busy thread...Can't leave a single day without getting some sort of inasion...
*Comes back with throne in hand* *sees the cats flying on the giant eagles and almost dies from laughter!*
Laughing is your mistake, old man. CHARRRRRRRGE!!!
*Kittens charge and all strike at once, knocking the robot to the ground despite his strength*
Our most harmful/offensive course of action is the Humping, no killing for us.
*humps Callous Jack leg*
We only hump the ones we like. The others, we pee on their carpets.
Well, I am ba--
*Sees invasion of Kitten Vikings*
This is gonna be one of those days, isn't it.
*Charges kittens*
*Comes back with throne in hand* *sees the cats flying on the giant eagles and almost dies from laughter!*Laughing is your mistake, old man. CHARRRRRRRGE!!!
*Kittens charge and all strike at once, knocking the robot to the ground despite his strength*
*gets up from ground* These little guys have some punch! Now, here's one of mine! *Knocks one of the kittens off an eagle*
*gets up from ground* These little guys have some punch! Now, here's one of mine! *Knocks one of the kittens off an eagle**Comes back with throne in hand* *sees the cats flying on the giant eagles and almost dies from laughter!*Laughing is your mistake, old man. CHARRRRRRRGE!!!
*Kittens charge and all strike at once, knocking the robot to the ground despite his strength*
We outnumber you a hundred to on--
*Kitten is swallowed by Plantjack*Crap.
MEN, REGROUP! FORM A DEFENSIVE LINE!!!
*gets up from ground* These little guys have some punch! Now, here's one of mine! *Knocks one of the kittens off an eagle**Comes back with throne in hand* *sees the cats flying on the giant eagles and almost dies from laughter!*Laughing is your mistake, old man. CHARRRRRRRGE!!!
*Kittens charge and all strike at once, knocking the robot to the ground despite his strength*We outnumber you a hundred to on--
*Kitten is swallowed by Plantjack*
Crap.
MEN, REGROUP! FORM A DEFENSIVE LINE!!!
Surrender now and leave and we will be merciful! You can't beat us!
Surrender now and leave and we will be merciful! You can't beat us!*gets up from ground* These little guys have some punch! Now, here's one of mine! *Knocks one of the kittens off an eagle**Comes back with throne in hand* *sees the cats flying on the giant eagles and almost dies from laughter!*Laughing is your mistake, old man. CHARRRRRRRGE!!!
*Kittens charge and all strike at once, knocking the robot to the ground despite his strength*We outnumber you a hundred to on--
*Kitten is swallowed by Plantjack*
Crap.
MEN, REGROUP! FORM A DEFENSIVE LINE!!!
You are wrong, metal man! We have trained for ages for this moment, for the battle which we may not win! We have put all our recourses into this rai--
We only hump the ones we like. The others, we pee on their carpets.Our most harmful/offensive course of action is the Humping, no killing for us.
*humps Callous Jack leg*
Yeah, that's right!
*Humps Callous Jack leg harder*
*licks Jarl Kitty*
Holy carp.
This raid is going sour.
Who are these guys, anyways?
Holy carp.
This raid is going sour.
Who are these guys, anyways?
This does not bode well.
We only hump the ones we like. The others, we pee on their carpets.Our most harmful/offensive course of action is the Humping, no killing for us.
*humps Callous Jack leg*
Yeah, that's right!
*Humps Callous Jack leg harder*
Hey, will you quit humping Callous Jack's legs and help us with these kittens?!
*puts the smackdown on a few more kittens*
Sits up suddenly from under a pile of empty beer cans from the Sonny Godhead raid.
Huh? Whass goin' on?