I'm still waiting for my beer pie...
But how do you keep the crust from getting soggy?
Magic?I'm still waiting for my beer pie...But how do you keep the crust from getting soggy?
Well, I'm sure Hungry Jack can manage something....
I don't think he has any levels in wizard though.Well, I'm sure Hungry Jack can manage something....Magic?I'm still waiting for my beer pie...But how do you keep the crust from getting soggy?
That could be a problem. Maybe he could mix the beer into something? Like a beer custard? Or beer jello?
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That could be a problem. Maybe he could mix the beer into something? Like a beer custard? Or beer jello?I don't think he has any levels in wizard though.Well, I'm sure Hungry Jack can manage something....Magic?I'm still waiting for my beer pie...But how do you keep the crust from getting soggy?
lol, beer custard sounds sooo revolting! Now jello on the other hand...
Hey M-, I mean, Jacks, we're almost done with the remodeling and expansion project. Any last minute requests before we're all done?
If you remembered the chillers to keep the porcelain nice and cool in the bathroom Frat should be all set.
And the Arms locker. It never hurts to have spares.
I really like the buffing wheels you attached to the barco loungers.
Frat's got a frosty toilet. Besides the main bunker, there are strategically placed auxiliary lockers all over the house accessed by Jackscanners.
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How's this?
Hungry Jack®'s Crispy Beer Baked Chicken
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 2/3 cup Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, Flakes
• 2 teaspoons parsley flakes
• 1 teaspoon garlic salt
• 1 (2 1/2 to 3 lbs.) broiler-fryer chicken, cut up
• 1/4 cup Pillsbury BEST® All Purpose Flour
• Beer
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Coat baking pan with no-stick cooking spray. Combine potato flakes, parsley flakes and garlic salt in a shallow bowl. Stir until well mixed.
2. Combine flour, beer and potato flake mix. COAT chicken pieces with mix, patting until chicken is thoroughly coated; shake off excess. Place in prepared pan. Bake 45 to 50 minutes or until instant-read thermometer reaches 165°F.
Yield: 4 servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 50 min
A massive hairy arm reaches in through the kitchen window, and lifts the pan of cooling chicken off of the counter.
Ooo-oo!
Frat's got a frosty toilet. Besides the main bunker, there are strategically placed auxiliary lockers all over the house accessed by Jackscanners.Hey M-, I mean, Jacks, we're almost done with the remodeling and expansion project. Any last minute requests before we're all done?
If you remembered the chillers to keep the porcelain nice and cool in the bathroom Frat should be all set.
And the Arms locker. It never hurts to have spares.
I really like the buffing wheels you attached to the barco loungers.
Cool! It might be worthwhile to install a frosty toilet right next to Frat's bed, so he doesn't have to crawl so far.
Are the peasant quarters more secure? They keep sneaking away. Or it might be those FETP idiots again, Fleshies for the Equal Treatment of Peasants. I hate those jerks. I think I'll rig up some peasant decoys as bait, with just enough C4 to get the point across.
Are the peasant quarters more secure? They keep sneaking away. Or it might be those FETP idiots again, Fleshies for the Equal Treatment of Peasants. I hate those jerks. I think I'll rig up some peasant decoys as bait, with just enough C4 to get the point across.
Damn FETP! I don't like them either. I wouldn't recommend using the C4 on them though. FETP members are good for catapulting!
Frat's got a frosty toilet. Besides the main bunker, there are strategically placed auxiliary lockers all over the house accessed by Jackscanners.Are said auxilairy lockers supposed to be toilets if Frat Jack should need them?
No way! That'll corrode the armaments. Or at least make them so I wouldn't touch 'em. Ewww..
Damn FETP! I don't like them either. I wouldn't recommend using the C4 on them though. FETP members are good for catapulting!
Are the peasant quarters more secure? They keep sneaking away. Or it might be those FETP idiots again, Fleshies for the Equal Treatment of Peasants. I hate those jerks. I think I'll rig up some peasant decoys as bait, with just enough C4 to get the point across.
Fart smeller! We'll set up the peasant decoys near the volleyball net/jackapult, so we can launch 'em when they try to hand a decoy one of those stupid pamphlets.
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No way! That'll corrode the armaments.Frat's got a frosty toilet. Besides the main bunker, there are strategically placed auxiliary lockers all over the house accessed by Jackscanners.Are said auxilairy lockers supposed to be toilets if Frat Jack should need them?
Hey, I'm not condoning it but it is Frat Jack after all...
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Bacon and Cheese Appetizer Bites
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 1 tablespoon water
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1/2 cup (2 oz.) shredded Cheddar cheese
• 1/4 cup bacon, cooked and crumbled
• 2 tablespoons butter, melted
• Paprika
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Spray cookie sheet with no-stick cooking spray.
2. MIX sour cream and water in medium bowl until well combined. Add pancake mix, cheese and bacon pieces. Stir just until dry ingredients are moistened. Drop by rounded teaspoons onto prepared cookie sheet.
3. BAKE 10 to 12 minutes or until lightly browned. Brush with melted butter; sprinkle with paprika. Serve warm.
Yield: 24 appetizers
Prep Time: 5 min
Cook Time: 10 min
Hey, I'm not condoning it but it is Frat Jack after all...No way! That'll corrode the armaments.Frat's got a frosty toilet. Besides the main bunker, there are strategically placed auxiliary lockers all over the house accessed by Jackscanners.Are said auxilairy lockers supposed to be toilets if Frat Jack should need them?
Well, it is better than him peeing in my doorway in the middle of the night...
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Well, it is better than him peeing in my doorway in the middle of the night...Hey, I'm not condoning it but it is Frat Jack after all...No way! That'll corrode the armaments.Frat's got a frosty toilet. Besides the main bunker, there are strategically placed auxiliary lockers all over the house accessed by Jackscanners.Are said auxilairy lockers supposed to be toilets if Frat Jack should need them?
I think that was Jackin' Ape...
Wow, its been a while... I promise to try and not to put work before partee!
We can't seem to get out of the archives.
Sorry, must've been in an alcohol-induced coma. But it's okay now, I'm here. What were your other two wishes?
Rise and shine guys. Time to stop sleeping it off.
Five more minutes. Zzzzzz....
Save the booze! *sputters*
*yawn*
*stretches*
What happened? Is the construction finished yet?
Boss, don't waste the Jack'!!!
*Licks Jackalope*
Boss, don't waste the Jack'!!!
*Licks Jackalope*
Should she be slapping you or thanking you? ;)
Should she be slapping you or thanking you? ;)Boss, don't waste the Jack'!!!
*Licks Jackalope*
I can bathe myself thank you! (Besides it got dumped on me, that's mine by default! :P )
I can bathe myself thank you! (Besides it got dumped on me, that's mine by default! :P )
true, its rightfully yours...
*licks jackalope one last time and runs for dear life*
I'm back!
I've brought orange juice and vodka for everyone.
Miss me.
I'm back!
I've brought orange juice and vodka for everyone.
Miss me.
Of course. :)
But you sure haven't forgotten how to make an entrance. :)
I'm back!
I've brought orange juice and vodka for everyone.
Miss me.
Of course. :)
But you sure haven't forgotten how to make an entrance. :)
Bight and shiny, that's who I am.
:::quickly and divinely mixes vodka, Orange Juice, and Goldschlagger and a pinch of lemon into a flake filled concoction:::
Drink up, I call this one the Rising Sun.
Huh?!?! how did I get here?
Whoooooooooooaaaa. Where'd your hat go? And what did it do to your hair?
Druid cast a reincarnate on me, go figure.Huh?!?! how did I get here?Whoooooooooooaaaa. Where'd your hat go? And what did it do to your hair?
It's..ummmm...interesting. Might take some getting used to.
*downs a proferred Rising Sun*
Nope, still not used to it. Obviously this requires more alcohol. ;)
All we need now is for Panama and his companions to get back from safari and this reunion of ours will be complete.
Druid cast a reincarnate on me, go figure.Huh?!?! how did I get here?Whoooooooooooaaaa. Where'd your hat go? And what did it do to your hair?It's..ummmm...interesting. Might take some getting used to.
*downs a proferred Rising Sun*
Nope, still not used to it. Obviously this requires more alcohol. ;)
Any excuse for more alcohol is a good excuse?
*hops over to the bar*
Somebody pour me a tequila sunrise please?
Somebody pour me a tequila sunrise please?
Is that a new Kool-Aid flavor?
Druid cast a reincarnate on me, go figure.Huh?!?! how did I get here?Whoooooooooooaaaa. Where'd your hat go? And what did it do to your hair?It's..ummmm...interesting. Might take some getting used to.
*downs a proferred Rising Sun*
Nope, still not used to it. Obviously this requires more alcohol. ;)
Any excuse for more alcohol is a good excuse?
*hops over to the bar*
Now you're thinking like a Jack. ;)
Somebody pour me a tequila sunrise please?Is that a new Kool-Aid flavor?
tequila and kool-aid? that sounds....oddly good. Let's try that. :)