ayip.
ayap.
*sniffing cult members’ posteriors*
*sniffing cult members’ posteriors*
Eeerr... Excuse me Puffy Lord, we have a special room for that. There were some complains from the Paizo's Decentcy Department, so we need to do that in private now.
We urinate on the floor and they take issue with bum sniffing. I told you this place has its priorities all screwed up.
We urinate on the floor and they take issue with bum sniffing. I told you this place has its priorities all screwed up.
Agree. Not to mention that we can lick ourselves even outside our thread! I belive its all ok as long as we don't involve other people. Even poodles (uh, we are not "people" right?).
Oh yeah, almost forgot. *starts licking himself*
Is that pointless Hanna Barbera excressence gone?
*Dives into thread*
Take cover! The untitled thread is gonna blow!!!
**YIPE!**
Runs for cover, leaving a yellow trail behind
Beor slowly walks across the hall to the center
"Ahem", Beor clears his throat.
"All shall bow to me, or I will bring down upon you the Rise of the Boar. Submit or perish!"
Who let Hambone in?
Beor slowly walks across the hall to the center
"Ahem", Beor clears his throat.
"All shall bow to me, or I will bring down upon you the Rise of the Boar. Submit or perish!"
*Bomb rolls out of untitled thread into poodle thread*
*KC thanks Gargamal that nobody was at thread at time*"Wait...what's that boar doibng there? Sucks to be him, I guess."
Beor slowly walks across the hall to the center
"Ahem", Beor clears his throat.
"All shall bow to me, or I will bring down upon you the Rise of the Boar. Submit or perish!"
What? Could you say that again, I was chasing my tail.
*sign outside door*
-Do not disturb until monday-
I forsee a large explosion.
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To late.
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I forsee a Bar B Q for supper and Bacon for breakfast.
Dibs on the sweetbreads!
*Eats the chow of the other poodles that are vandalizing the other threads*
ChompChompChompChewChompBurpsChompPicksthootChop
*Plays with the squeeky toys of the other poodles while they are at war*
SqueckySqueckySqueckySquirrelSqueckySquecky
HEY! Drop Mr Squeeky! I'll pee on your dogbed!
*KC thanks Gargamal that nobody was at thread at time*
Your welcome.
<Runs through thread looking for heretics to be burnt at the stake, and scuttles out again.>
<Tosses the poodles a couple of raw steaks, then heads off with rather more gravitas hunting for his errant minion.>
*scratches a flea then returns to sniffing cult members’ posteriors*
Oy! we is in!
DEATH TO THE JACK CULT!
AIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIE!
brandishes scimitar in the air
DEATH TO THE JACK CULT!
AIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIE!
brandishes scimitar in the air
~poodle rolls a 1 and drops the scimitar on himself, point first through his head~
HEY! Drop Mr Squeeky! I'll pee on your dogbed!
*Drops Mr Squeeky in shock for beign caught red handed*
I was just picking up to give it to you....
*innocent stare*
SOunds good... storm the Tin Man's place... I heard they have a party right now
Mr. Squeaky! yipeyipeyipe!!!
*comes through the hall of the poodle hangout*
We have heard of you joining with the other cults against us. We wish no war with you. We have had a great working relationship with you in the past. Join us and and we will give you all of the Hungry Jack's poodle chow that you want. We will also throw in all the biscuits and bones that you want. What do you say?
We are just hanging out with the Thieves, we couldn't go mean-poodle on Jack's thread. At least not officially
Sadly, we can't control all yhe poodle's impulses, so we -as the Revolution- cannot be held responsible for isolated poodle attacks. We'll try to keep us entertained here and at the Thieve's HQs.
That's our official position.
Sincerely
Llamafrog
*footprint signature stampe at the bottom*
My true followers know I am non-violent. And as CJ pointed out, I am attempting to get him elected as President of the Off-Topic Discussion Forum.
*licks Callous Jack*
*Lick the Poodle Master and Callous Jack*
*In that order*
*Starts licking mymself*
Why am I not surprised that the poodles have gone back to licking themselves? Hmm?
**SLURP SLURP SLURP**
looks up
What??
Why am I not surprised that the poodles have gone back to licking themselves? Hmm?
No need to be jealous. There is enough tongue to go around.
*licks Poll-Monster General*
*Brings tongue refreshing scent and wiping towels*
Gotta stay presentable
The Great One is busy licking the tinman.
I say running in circles and afterward chasing our tails its a good agenda
*starts running in circles*
Yipyipyipyipyip
Oh Mighty drooling lord! Would you enlighten me with some sort of tutorial link to the Hero game? Now I'm curious...
*Bows and wiggles tail frenetically*
Oh Mighty drooling lord! Would you enlighten me with some sort of tutorial link to the Hero game?
Not a tutorial link, but if you are really interested, I would suggest starting with Sidekick. You can get it here.
However, Hero 6th Edition is coming out in 2009. I would wait until then before I invested too much.