YAY SQUEAKIES!
Runs off to gnaw on his new treasure
*Licks Courtfool* Thanks for the toys master!
Yes, his antenae tickles :D
*grabs Mickey squeaky toy*
*sigh*
Mrs. CDP is stuck in a meeting, and I'm sitting here bored out of my mind....and hungry.
Thanks! Where were you yesterday?
Getting in touch with myself. (evil grin)
Getting in touch with myself. (evil grin)
All day???
24/7!
All day???
Anything worth doing…
Ever had one of those cone-things put around your neck? They suck!
Yeah, but enhances hearing quite nicely :D
*licks own private parts*
Boy am I tired.
Boy am I tired.
*Licks CDP* Chasing the French can do that to ya! YAP!
Boy am I tired.*Licks CDP* Chasing the French can do that to ya! YAP!
True, but they bring it on themselves. Grrr.......
*Walks in*
Hey, you guys should really leave the slaad alone, now they're planning an attack. Without your master, you're sitting ducks.
*Walks in*
Hey, you guys should really leave the slaad alone, now they're planning an attack. Without your master, you're sitting ducks.
Thanks for the warning. *licks KC* BTW, the master is around here somewhere. He said he was going to get in touch with himself or something. YAP!
Woo hoo! Have some Ranch Dretching!
<Starts stabbing poodles with celery stick>
Hey! Stop eating the celery!
<runs away>
Bacon flavored vodka for all!!
Huzzah!
Hime oll yua puddles, hime uh puddle two!
Poste alreddy!
Man our membership standards are getting loose. That new guy looks half shih tzu..
*jumps up and down shaking the room*
YAP!! YAP!!
Who me?
No I was talking about the dog over there with the lazy eye. You look half mastiff.
...
Man you gotta go over to the Slaad thread and drop some of your landmines!
YAP!
Yeahm hime ate dose stoopid salads!
*jumps up and down shaking the room*
YAP!! YAP!!
Who me?
No I was talking about the dog over there with the lazy eye. You look half mastiff.
...
Man you gotta go over to the Slaad thread and drop some of your landmines!
YAP!
<shakes off a bunch of salmonella laced egg yolks and relish>
Here poochy.
<pops back to Chaos>
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*jumps up and down shaking the room*
YAP!! YAP!!
Who me?
No I was talking about the dog over there with the lazy eye. You look half mastiff.
...
Man you gotta go over to the Slaad thread and drop some of your landmines!
YAP!
<shakes off a bunch of salmonella laced egg yolks and relish>
Here poochy.
<pops back to Chaos>
Eh, you don't want that. Here's some... delicious fruit carrying more salmonella!
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*jumps up and down shaking the room*
YAP!! YAP!!
Who me?
No I was talking about the dog over there with the lazy eye. You look half mastiff.
...
Man you gotta go over to the Slaad thread and drop some of your landmines!
YAP!
<shakes off a bunch of salmonella laced egg yolks and relish>
Here poochy.
<pops back to Chaos>
As a gift of peace, here's some nightshade (loaded with tropane alkaloids!) that I've been saving for a special occasion. To get max high, you should eat it all at once.
Hime ham flinging dat tis "Tan Quail" Per's son cooled bee na allay, sense heme bee hateting teh salads two.
There's getting to be too many poodle posers in here. YAP!
Those poodles have iron stomachs. Poisoning won't work. You're just giving them more ammo for their chocolate!
"Say, would you poodles be interested in hiring a diplomat and/or bodyguard? My name is Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth, and for a small fee I would be more than happy to provide my help.
"Say, would you poodles be interested in hiring a diplomat and/or bodyguard? My name is Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth, and for a small fee I would be more than happy to provide my help.
Uh, do you accept poodle pounds?
"Say, would you poodles be interested in hiring a diplomat and/or bodyguard? My name is Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth, and for a small fee I would be more than happy to provide my help.Uh, do you accept poodle pounds?
I took a French guy's credit card. Can we use that?
*pees on Fruit Slaad*
Haha! lowers scythe, then runs past a line of poodles with the blade horizontal, looking to decapitate
Eat time stop!
pulls out can of pressurized dressing, sprays on each poodle
Yum!
*Cleaves the Slaad with his vorpal sword* Back off Slaad! I may enjoy punting and agitating the poodles myself, but I won't let anybody kill them!
WTF? What did we do to the Slaads? Why is everyone so threatened by us? We just want to dig up the yard and lick ourselves on the sofa.
WTF? What did we do to the Slaads? Why is everyone so threatened by us? We just want to dig up the yard and lick ourselves on the sofa.
It's their alignment. They're CS (Chaotic Stupid). That's what they do.
WTF? What did we do to the Slaads? Why is everyone so threatened by us? We just want to dig up the yard and lick ourselves on the sofa.It's their alignment. They're CS (Chaotic Stupid). That's what they do.
Actually, we should be asking "Why aren't more people threatened by us." And by more people, I mean more french people.
As for the Slaads - I think it was that little reptile with the kitchen knife. He likes to stir things up, then run and hide.
It's their alignment. They're CS (Chaotic Stupid).
Um...what do you think poodles are?
I think it was that little reptile with the kitchen knife.
Have we tried giving him a chew toy? You know…to keep him occupied.
Why is everyone so threatened by us? We just want to dig up the yard and lick ourselves on the sofa.
...and dig through our trash cans, steal our clothing off clotheslines, pee on our rugs, and having to hear you guys howling all night. Yeah, you little poodles are angels.
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reforms from the stuff of chaos
WTF? What did we do to the Slaads? Why is everyone so threatened by us? We just want to dig up the yard and lick ourselves on the sofa.
Well, one of your kind invaded our thread. We couldn't let the insult just stand! (And he tried to eat us)
Now the shoe's on the other slaad!It's their alignment. They're CS (Chaotic Stupid).Um...what do you think poodles are?
Only one way to respond to this...
Aie! Poodles are most non-chaotic!
Tu Es Muertas, perro blanco!
chases poodles around Limbo Slaad Bar