GRRRR.............
Bites JRHM's ankle. Loses several teeth
YIPE!
Blyxx' klix vrrrrrr.
*scurries towards the golem*
Blyxx' klix vrrrrrr.
*scurries towards the golem*
Ha! Most Jacks are made of a ceramic composite. *kicks the rust monster*
*runs away*
Excuse me. *taps the golem on the shoulder*
Yeah, what's your problem? *Turns around and notices the size of the dragon* *Looks nervously* Hi, how's it going?
Do you mind not punting poodles precariously, it's prohibited pending parlimental procedure to put poodles in their proper place. ;)
Yeah, I'm a Jack though. Laws don't mean much to me. Thanks for the heads-up but poodle punting is just too darn fun to quit.
*Through all of the excitement JRHM doesn't notice his power supply is low and there's no beer to refuel.* *his body comes to halt and he's stuck in place* *notices all of the angry poodles surrounding him* Uh-oh!
*Through all of the excitement JRHM doesn't notice his power supply is low and there's no beer to refuel.* *his body comes to halt and he's stuck in place* *notices all of the angry poodles surrounding him* Uh-oh!
*Cockapoo comes up and sniffs the golem/robot thing* Hey guys, I think he's stuck! *pees on JRHM*
Limps up and pees on JRHM
AHHH! Quit peeing on me! If one of you nice, sweet poodles could hand me a beer I could get going again. There's a squeaky toy in it for you if you do.
We are poodles sir! Bribery does not work on us. We will never cave in to.....
Hey look! A squeaky toy.....
Don't give in! We can pee on him AND take his squeaky toys!
*Does exactly that.*
Don't give in! We can pee on him AND take his squeaky toys!
*Does exactly that.*
&*$%@# poodles! I'm going to make you pay once I'm able to move again!
SQUEAK! YAP!
*tosses JRHM a keg of beer* allrighty lets start going to town here
Looks for the first poodle to punt to get back to the clubhouse
Runs for cover
YIPE!
*hides under a blanket*
*tosses JRHM a keg of beer* allrighty lets start going to town here
Looks for the first poodle to punt to get back to the clubhouse
Thanks mi amigo! There's going to be hell to pay now poodles!
Oh no! Whatever shall we do? Metal things with rusty legs are shambling towards us!
Oh no! Whatever shall we do? Metal things with rusty legs are shambling towards us!
*PUNT!*
*starts yapping at an ear-splitting pitch*
Take that!
Ow! Not so loud! You're fellow poodles have better hearing than those walking junkpiles.
Beef broth? What? You're too cheap for real beef?
I bit a Jack and it hurt...
I bit a Jack and it hurt...
You have to pee on them...
Yah I lost a fang on that Jack's ankle. Stoopid robots...
Would a rust monster help?
???
Huzzah! We shall name you.....George!
Go get em George!
Hooray! Victory will be ours!
I'm in Canada now. They are nicer to poodles here.
Not in Quebec. They might as well be french! Grrr...
It was Ontario... But I did hear some people speaking French, so I bit them.
Good dog! Those french bastards deserved it.
I miss the master. I can't wait until Courtfool gets back from Disneyland. I think I'll go outside and howl in sadness until he gets back. *Goes outside and howls* AWOOOOOOooooooooooo!
Joins Cockapoo
AWOooooooooooo...
*humps the master's squeaky toy because it smells like the master*
Howdy fellow poodlezonians
I'm back and I seen JRHM its been busy here lately... He must have been locked out of the Jack's Club House again, lets be kind to the poor fellow
*Licks JRHM*
Howdy fellow poodlezonians
I'm back and I seen JRHM its been busy here lately... He must have been locked out of the Jack's Club House again, lets be kind to the poor fellow
*Licks JRHM*
Yuck! Poodle cooties!
Pees on JHRM's leg
Pees on JHRM's leg
*punts CDP* That's it. You poodles win. I'm tired of being peed on! *exits the thread*
WE WON!!!!
I have returned! And I brought everyone a Mickey Mouse squeak toy!
That's a funny looking poodle.
Hooray for squeaky toys!
I hope you got another one for yourself, because your old one is a bit... used.