Are we even sure that's still carpet? I thought I saw it moving the other day.
Maybe it has attained sentience.
I attained sentience once......
piddles
*comes through the door wearing a camel costume* Uh-oh! Guess what day it is! Guess what day it is, huh? Anybody?
One week.
*humps the tumbleweeds*
Good idea. They need it.
Good idea. They need it.
Yay! Snarky's here! I might be a day late but I'm sure nobody will care. *humps Snarky*
I don't even bother dressing up on Fridays anymore.
No seriously, I'm not wearing anything.
Well, there are these strategically placed mini Santa hats.
No seriously, I'm not wearing anything.Well, there are these strategically placed mini Santa hats.
*shudder* *puts paws over eyes*
drops a landmine
*returns to the clubhouse after a long vacation and steps on a landmine*
Oh, for ****'s sake!!!
piddles some more
Le Woof
*humps Charlie Bell with extreme prejudice*
*wakes from long slumber* I'm baaaaaaaack!!!! Did I miss anything?
MOMO!!! Where Have you been?!? It was hard to be depressed without you!!
Heh heh heh....I said hard.
MOMO!!! Where Have you been?!? It was hard to be depressed without you!!
*From the Abyss* I was in a long slumber. Over a year in fact. Don't worry though. I'll be around more often because I have Poodles to skin. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Heh heh heh....I said hard.
I was hard once.....
Heh heh heh....I said hard.I was hard once.....
That's what humpdays are for!
That's what humpdays are for!Heh heh heh....I said hard.I was hard once.....
It might not be humpday but there's no reason why we can't start early! *humps Snarky*
MOMO!!! Where Have you been?!? It was hard to be depressed without you!!*From the Abyss* I was in a long slumber. Over a year in fact. Don't worry though. I'll be around more often because I have Poodles to skin. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Poodles?!?
looks around
Where?!?
Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......
Seems like today is something important......
Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......
*from the Abyss* My apologies. I've been busy lately. However, I'll be here this Monday to kill you. Will that make you feel better?
Seems like today is something important......
ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'S HUMPDAY!!!!! YAY!!! *plays Barry White and Marvin Gaye records* *Humps CDP*
Oh yeah baby
Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......
I was validated once.....
Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......*from the Abyss* My apologies. I've been busy lately. However, I'll be here this Monday to kill you. Will that make you feel better?
You only ever come around to hurt us, MoMo? Don't you love us for who we are?
You only ever come around to hurt us, MoMo? Don't you love us for who we are?Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......*from the Abyss* My apologies. I've been busy lately. However, I'll be here this Monday to kill you. Will that make you feel better?
Love? I'll love the money I'll get from skinning you. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
You're gonna be pretty poor then. I'm fairly certain my pelt ain't worth the landmine I just laid out.
You're gonna be pretty poor then. I'm fairly certain my pelt ain't worth the landmine I just laid out.
It's all matted and greasy. I am only responsible for about 20% of that.
I was responsible once.....
MoMo. MoMo. Where fore art thou, MoMo?
MoMo. MoMo. Where fore art thou, MoMo?
Right here, ************!!!! *punts CDP*
Wheeeee!!! Look, ma! I'm flying!
Wheeeee!!! Look, ma! I'm flying!
*from the Abyss* Wow! That must have been a record! My Poodle punting is getting better!
Wow! This was the suckiest Humpday in a good while.
Typical.
All Hail President Chirac! Ze greatest leader France has ever known! It ees time for you to come home to your master, Sumo!
Wow! This was the suckiest Humpday in a good while.
Typical.
Sorry about that, CDP. I couldn't make it yesterday because I caught an STD. That's what I get for messing with a group of Chihuahuas. I'm so ashamed.
All Hail President Chirac! Ze greatest leader France has ever known! It ees time for you to come home to your master, Sumo!
GAAAHH!!! A FRENCHIE!!!
jump attack
All Hail President Chirac! Ze greatest leader France has ever known! It ees time for you to come home to your master, Sumo!GAAAHH!!! A FRENCHIE!!!
jump attack
*mauled to pieces*
MoMo likes to brag about records but what about that one? CDP, that has to be your fastest mauling.
Meh. I'd prefer a Barry White record.
Meh. I'd prefer a Barry White record.
Oh really? *plays a Barry White record and turns down the lights* *Humps CDP*
Oh sure. Turn down the lights so I can't see.
10,000 posts, baby!!!!