?????????? I don't see any Poodles to hump!
CourtFool wrote: That kind of tickled. *From the Abyss* GGGGRRRRRRRR!!!! One of these days Poodle Lord your ugly mug will adorn the wall of my den.
*jumps out of a birthday cake wearing another birthday cake*
*On this Memorial Day, MoMo honors all of the fallen monsters who have given their lives trying to rid the world of the vile poodle infestation*
The Monday Monster wrote: *On this Memorial Day, MoMo honors all of the fallen monsters who have given their lives trying to rid the world of the vile poodle infestation* Epic Fail
CourtFool wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: *On this Memorial Day, MoMo honors all of the fallen monsters who have given their lives trying to rid the world of the vile poodle infestation* Epic Fail *PUNT*
CourtFool wrote: MoMo!
Humps MoMo's leg.
Aaaahhhhhh!!!! Get off of me you *&^%$#$%^*!!!!!
I did not know that you knew the Off-Topic Poodle mating call.
CourtFool wrote: I did not know that you knew the Off-Topic Poodle mating call. *sprays soap on CF* I know how much you hate that. Now stay off my leg!
The Monday Monster wrote: *&^%$#$%^*!!!!! Mating call, YAY!
*humps the MoMo*
The Monday Monster wrote: *sprays soap on CF* I know how much you hate that. Yay! Now I get to get my roll on again!
Finds a particularly nasty spot on Spotty Carpet and rolls on it.
Oooo, yeah. Soak up that mess!
Spotty Carpet wrote: Oooo, yeah. Soak up that mess! You like it, don't you? You dirty rug!
Starts a line for a HuMo humping.
CourtFool wrote: Starts a line for a HuMo humping. If you want a humping, you'll get a humping! *Humps CF*
Wooo! I am always up for a hump.
CourtFool wrote: Wooo! I am always up for a hump. Good to know. *humps Courtfool*
Oh yeah...give it to me, big boy!
CourtFool wrote: Oh yeah...give it to me, big boy! I had it given to me once....
You're stealing Sumo's shtick now?
CourtFool wrote: You're stealing Sumo's shtick now? After all of this time you just noticed? Yap! Yap!
Hey, MoMo didn't stop by yesterday. :(
Miss Kitty wrote: Hey, MoMo didn't stop by yesterday. :( *from the Abyss* All of the Poodles have been in hiding, especially that cowardly CDP. I saw no reason to come by.
The Monday Monster wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: Hey, MoMo didn't stop by yesterday. :( *from the Abyss* All of the Poodles have been in hiding, especially that cowardly CDP. I saw no reason to come by. But I've been knitting you a sweater from my hairballs and I'm almost done. It'll keep you from getting a chill when you're visiting Stygia.
Miss Kitty wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: Hey, MoMo didn't stop by yesterday. :( *from the Abyss* All of the Poodles have been in hiding, especially that cowardly CDP. I saw no reason to come by. But I've been knitting you a sweater from my hairballs and I'm almost done. It'll keep you from getting a chill when you're visiting Stygia. *facepalm* Uh, no thanks. Perhaps the Humpday Monster will enjoy it.
The Monday Monster wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: Hey, MoMo didn't stop by yesterday. :( *from the Abyss* All of the Poodles have been in hiding, especially that cowardly CDP. I saw no reason to come by. But I've been knitting you a sweater from my hairballs and I'm almost done. It'll keep you from getting a chill when you're visiting Stygia. *facepalm* Uh, no thanks. Perhaps the Humpday Monster will enjoy it. But I even dragged it all over the spotty carpet so it'd have that smell of poodle to remind you of the place while you're not here.
Miss Kitty wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: Hey, MoMo didn't stop by yesterday. :( *from the Abyss* All of the Poodles have been in hiding, especially that cowardly CDP. I saw no reason to come by. But I've been knitting you a sweater from my hairballs and I'm almost done. It'll keep you from getting a chill when you're visiting Stygia. *facepalm* Uh, no thanks. Perhaps the Humpday Monster will enjoy it. But I even dragged it all over the spotty carpet so it'd have that smell of poodle to remind you of the place while you're not here. I smell like 1,000 hobos had sex on me.
Why won't anyone laugh at my jokes? You poodles still love me, though.
*thrust-struts through the thread halfway, then turns and moonwalks the rest of the way out of the thread*
*picks up CDP and plops him into her purse*
Come on puppy, we're gonna go shopping! SQUEE!!!
Spotty Carpet wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: The Monday Monster wrote: Miss Kitty wrote: Hey, MoMo didn't stop by yesterday. :( *from the Abyss* All of the Poodles have been in hiding, especially that cowardly CDP. I saw no reason to come by. But I've been knitting you a sweater from my hairballs and I'm almost done. It'll keep you from getting a chill when you're visiting Stygia. *facepalm* Uh, no thanks. Perhaps the Humpday Monster will enjoy it. But I even dragged it all over the spotty carpet so it'd have that smell of poodle to remind you of the place while you're not here. I smell like 1,000 hobos had sex on me. Yeah - That was some party last night wasn't it?
The Monday Monster wrote: Perhaps the Humpday Monster will enjoy it. It is more CaFriMo's style.
I hunger for doggie treats...
Are you sure it is not for hands. Sometimes it is difficult to tell the difference.
I used to be a floor mat in a rental car used by Eddie Murphy and Matt Lauer. THE THINGS I'VE SEEN!!! X_X
*wipes off on spotty carpet*
<piddles another spot on Spotty Carpet>
Piddle wrote: <piddles another spot on Spotty Carpet> Ugh, do you have to drag you nuts through it too?
zylphryx wrote: yap yap Oh no! Someone forgot to switch their alias!
Ah-ha! Another glorious week here in this... meadow...?! Where's the grass? Where's the apples, carrots, oats, and sugarcubes?
{looks around at sleeping poodles} Ohhhhhhh, I thought this was Rise of the Pony Lords.
Nevermind {leaves a landmine for the poodles to play with and gallops off}
Bigby's Stinky Finger wrote: zylphryx wrote: yap yap Oh no! Someone forgot to switch their alias! <look's around and raises a paw to point to someone else>
Bluebell Golden Nostrils wrote: Ah-ha! Another glorious week here in this... meadow...?! Where's the grass? Where's the apples, carrots, oats, and sugarcubes?
{looks around at sleeping poodles} Ohhhhhhh, I thought this was Rise of the Pony Lords.
Nevermind {leaves a landmine for the poodles to play with and gallops off}
God, now horses are shitting on me!
{caterwauls to wake up poodles}
Hay ull! Si ti "hali" ro "Yeh lal?"
Spotty Carpet wrote: Bluebell Golden Nostrils wrote: Ah-ha! Another glorious week here in this... meadow...?! Where's the grass? Where's the apples, carrots, oats, and sugarcubes?
{looks around at sleeping poodles} Ohhhhhhh, I thought this was Rise of the Pony Lords.
Nevermind {leaves a landmine for the poodles to play with and gallops off} God, now horses are s!@#ting on me! <Ets crapet.>
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