drags his butt across the carpet
*wanders into the thread wearing a pantsuit made out of Crocs*
I wonder if I could make that carpet into an outfit...
For the love of... X_X
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I don't see any Poodles to punt! Poodles, come out to play-ay!
I'm your Huckleberry.
I'm your Huckleberry.
Sounds kinky.
Sounds kinky.
You know MoMo.
Time to do the MoMo dance!
*Humps Momo*
*sporting a club* Me wipe out out Poodles for being mean to me.
*from the Abyss* Looks like my new thrall is doing what I told him to do.
*sporting a club* Me wipe out out Poodles for being mean to me.
No no. You've got it wrong. He didn't say "wield a club," he said "take them out to a club and let them hump you on the dancefloor." Easy mistake.
*sporting a club*
Ah, so TuMo is a show-er, not a grower.
*sporting a club* Me wipe out out Poodles for being mean to me.No no. You've got it wrong. He didn't say "wield a club," he said "take them out to a club and let them hump you on the dancefloor." Easy mistake.
Really?
Really?*sporting a club* Me wipe out out Poodles for being mean to me.No no. You've got it wrong. He didn't say "wield a club," he said "take them out to a club and let them hump you on the dancefloor." Easy mistake.
*facepalm* *sigh* I have to get better help.
*facepalm* *sigh* I have to get better help.
Maybe you could hire some poodles.
Oh wait...that is not much better.
Starts chasing tail.
Yikes, almost missed Hump the MoMo day!
*Humps MoMo*
Apparently, MoMo's hate of poodles does, in fact, know bounds.
I got in the trash once.....
I got in the trash once.....
*is wearing a trash bag*
Apparently, MoMo's hate of poodles does, in fact, know bounds.
*from the Abyss* Apologies for not beating on you Poodles last Monday. It's been busy here in the Abyss. Many new Poodle souls to torment. Btw, all of your moms say hi! Muhahahahahaha!!!!!
I got in the trash once.....*is wearing a trash bag*
Putting it over your face would be more effective. Sheesh!!!
Apparently, MoMo's hate of poodles does, in fact, know bounds.*from the Abyss* Apologies for not beating on you Poodles last Monday. It's been busy here in the Abyss. Many new Poodle souls to torment. Btw, all of your moms say hi! Muhahahahahaha!!!!!
Just glad to hear you are doing o.k., MoMo. Look forward to seeing you next Monday. Say hi to my mom for me. Can you get her something nice for Mother's Day from me?
MoMo?
MoMo?
*wakes up* I'm here! *punts Courtfool*
Momo!
I am so glad to see you doing well. So tell me, how's the family?
Momo!
I am so glad to see you doing well. So tell me, how's the family?
None of your %^$#*&^ business! *Knocks Courtfool across the room with a baseball bat*
Humps MoMo's leg.
Moonwalks through the thread, pelvis thrusting.
Is it me or is MoMo off his game lately? I fear our beloved monster is in a funk. We should do something to cheer him up.
Is it me or is MoMo off his game lately? I fear our beloved monster is in a funk. We should do something to cheer him up.
Hump Train?
He does not seem to appreciate the humping. Maybe next Monday would could pretend to actually be afraid of him. What do you think? I could tremble and piddle on the floor.
He does not seem to appreciate the humping. Maybe next Monday would could pretend to actually be afraid of him. What do you think? I could tremble and piddle on the floor.
I could be sad. :(
He does not seem to appreciate the humping. Maybe next Monday would could pretend to actually be afraid of him. What do you think? I could tremble and piddle on the floor.I could be sad. :(
I could be happy that he's visiting us.
He does not seem to appreciate the humping. Maybe next Monday would could pretend to actually be afraid of him. What do you think? I could tremble and piddle on the floor.
I could salute.
Whoa, I've been hair clump free for over a week!
This place has gone to the dogs.
This place has gone to the dogs.
YAP! YAP!
Licks Cockapoo.
*pees on the carpet*
*pees on the carpet*
Et tu, Llamafrog?
Did the rapture get MoMo?
*Licks the carpet*
Ces't moi!
Now where's MoMmo...?
Did the rapture get MoMo?
*Punts Courtfool* Nope, I've just been busy. Btw, where is that cowardly Sumo? He must be in hiding as usual.
*Licks the carpet*
Ces't moi!
Now where's MoMmo...?
Have a punt, it's free! *punts Llamafrog*
Sneaks up behind MoMo and punts him.
Football is back, baby, yeah!
Sneaks up behind MoMo and punts him.
Football is back, baby, yeah!
Aaaahhhhhh! That hurt! *smacks CF with a bat*
MoMo...um...why do you hit like a girl? I thought you was a boy monster.
MoMo...um...why do you hit like a girl? I thought you was a boy monster.
For the last time, my name isn't MoMo you @#$%^&^%!!!! *Knocks CF with a aluminum bat across the room*