*musing*
How does one "break" the "wind"? True that it is a euphemism for a release of gas from ones bowels into the air we breathe, but can such a thing truly be broken? Is it overpowered "broken"? Is it just sundered like a thick tomato after slicing through a soda can with you ginsu knives? Truly, this is something profound...
...Hey, you crapped on me!
Mmmmm...knives...
laments his lost innocence
Hey, wait! I think I found it Sumo!
No. Nevermind. It is just something Vomit Guy left behind.
Salty.
Hey, wait! I think I found it Sumo!
No. Nevermind. It is just something Vomit Guy left behind.
Salty.
That tickles! Hehehehe!
That tickles! Hehehehe!
Just wait until you see what I have planned for you later my brindle-colored floor covering.
Is it Hump Day yet?
Is it Hump Day yet?
In the Azores, it is!
*humps CDP*
Hoorazores!
Mmmmm....whores.
Mmmmm....whores.
You know it.
HUMP DAY!!!!
humps Courtfool
Give it to me you clinically depressed stud!
Give it to me you clinically depressed stud!
I'll give it to ya! *Humps Courtfool*
Ooo Humpday!
Faster!
Harder!
Now the other side!
MultiHUMP! Yay!
humps Courtfool and the Humpday Monster
Whoa! It's like a herd of camels!
yes it is, and WELCOME!
*humps Rusty*
If you want my body
and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me
just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
It's a brand new hump day!
Get ready for some new stains, baby!
I thought you were already here once today. Who was it that was here before then? Does CourtFool have a... EVIL TWIN? That dog did have a goatee, which I thought was pretty suspicious.
Oh, and knock that off. You're fraying me!
Does CourtFool have a... EVIL TWIN?
If that was the case, it would be a GOOD TWIN!
It's a Brand New Hump Day!
Get ready for some new stains, baby!
Wha-?! Curse you, Mephisto and Quesada! Now Spotty Carpet is (temporarily) clean, Sumo is back on meds, and the Monday Monster is alive again!
{ponders selling all back issues of The Amazing Spider-Poodle in disgust}
A poodle with eight legs? Sounds humpalicious!
It's no poodle centipede, that's for sure.
It's no poodle centipede, that's for sure.
{pukes on carpet}
Mephisto and Quesada!
You obviously have not grasped the true meaning of Poodlism.
It's no poodle centipede, that's for sure.
*gets horny*
It's no poodle centipede, that's for sure.{pukes on carpet}
<Eats puke>
Mmmm...rich in irony.
TGIF!!!!!
Somepoodle hump Friday! Quick before it gets away!
*Doesn't flap, preventing Friday from Escaping*
Awwwwwww, poor Friday...
humps the s%@@ out of Friday
That'll make Friday happier.
Saturday's okay, too.
Who wants a treat?
Sit, Lay down, and roll over!
*Passes out $20 to all poodles that comply*
Now go forth and destroy!
Mwaha-MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
*pees on Claw* Yap! Yap!
Who wants a treat?
Sit, Lay down, and roll over!
*Passes out $20 to all poodles that comply*
Now go forth and destroy!
Mwaha-MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is the $20 in nickels? Those are the yummiest!
sigh
I got a rock. :(
Can I at least get a rake or shovel with my store credit?
I got hit over the head with a shovel once......
I got hit over the head with a shovel once......
Yeah, I fell for the "One lump or two?" trick too. Stupid wascally wabbit.
I got hit over the head with a shovel once......
*humps the lump on CDP's head*
OW!
OW!
Wait, I'm almost finished...
Why, Snarky?
Why do you hurt me so.....?
Hey guys, busy weekend huh?
You bet!
It looks like CDP is going to have a massive Monday headache, though.
*trickles*