Rusty the Poodle wrote: The last oil platform I was on sank. :( Hey…if only we could find an Oil Monster.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Snarky Poodle wrote: Maybe I caught something from the Humpday Monster then. He really gets around. Yeah, he's a big tramp. *snicker* You guys are too kind.
CourtFool wrote: Rusty the Poodle wrote: The last oil platform I was on sank. :( Hey…if only we could find an Oil Monster. I'm not an oil monster. Will I do? *humps Courtfool*
The Humpday Monster wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Snarky Poodle wrote: Maybe I caught something from the Humpday Monster then. He really gets around. Yeah, he's a big tramp. *snicker* You guys are too kind. Yip!
*humps the Humpday Monster*
The Humpday Monster wrote: I'm not an oil monster. Will I do? *humps Courtfool* Ooo, yes! Deeper. Harder. Faster. Treat me like a deepwater offshore oil field.
Odd, I don't feel like humping today...
Llamafrog wrote: Odd, I don't feel like humping today... What's wrong, Llamafrog?
CourtFool wrote: Llamafrog wrote: Odd, I don't feel like humping today... What's wrong, Llamafrog? nuthin' really, just a odd feeli...wait, its gone, YAY!
*Humps Courtfool*
humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not Bring it on!
*switches places with Fifi*
Llamafrog wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not Bring it on!
*switches places with Fifi* humps Llamafrog harder and faster
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Llamafrog wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not Bring it on!
*switches places with Fifi* humps Llamafrog harder and faster and harder and faster
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Llamafrog wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not Bring it on!
*switches places with Fifi* humps Llamafrog harder and faster and harder and faster and harder and faster
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Llamafrog wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not Bring it on!
*switches places with Fifi* humps Llamafrog harder and faster and harder and faster and harder and faster and harder and faster
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Llamafrog wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not Bring it on!
*switches places with Fifi* humps Llamafrog harder and faster and harder and faster and harder and faster and harder and faster and harder and faster
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: Llamafrog wrote: Fifi, The French Poodle wrote: humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not Bring it on!
*switches places with Fifi* humps Llamafrog harder and faster and harder and faster and harder and faster and harder and faster and harder and faster and harder and faster
runs in a circle around Courtfool
Humps the Doggy Door of Doom
humps the Doggy Door of Doom some more
humps the Doggy Door of Doom while it flaps
Better be careful or your gonna get caught in the...
*winces as the door flaps back shut on GSPS*
...flaps. Ouch, looks so painful!
Spotty Carpet wrote: Better be careful or your gonna get caught in the...
*winces as the door flaps back shut on GSPS*
...flaps. Ouch, looks so painful!
It hurts so good!
Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote: Spotty Carpet wrote: Better be careful or your gonna get caught in the...
*winces as the door flaps back shut on GSPS*
...flaps. Ouch, looks so painful! It hurts so good! It didn't hurt me any.
runs out through the doggy door
runs in through the doggy door
runs out through the doggy door
runs in through the doggy door
runs out through the doggy door
runs in through the doggy door
runs out through the doggy door
runs in through the doggy door
collapses on the floor and falls asleep
Is stuck in Arizona because his papers aren't in order.
I'm in Arizona 24/7. I have booties to protect my feet from the heat.
Lord High Poodle wrote: I'm in Arizona 24/7. I have booties to protect my feet from the heat. Oooo! I need to get some of those. Do they come in different colors? I am thinking pink will really go well with my hair color.
CourtFool wrote: Lord High Poodle wrote: I'm in Arizona 24/7. I have booties to protect my feet from the heat. Oooo! I need to get some of those. Do they come in different colors? I am thinking pink will really go well with my hair color. Indeed they do. I have white booties, black booties and vanilla booties.
CourtFool wrote: Is stuck in Arizona because his papers aren't in order. Just hump someone's leg, the pee on the rug (or vice versa). That usually gets me thrown out of places.
I usually disintegrate all the forks. You wouldn't believe how angry people get when they have to use sporks!
<Disintegrates MP>
You're persistent, I'll give you that.
*creates a Jackson Pollock masterpiece by scattering landmines across the carpet*
Yap!
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