Raise of the Poodle Lords

[CourtFool]

Lobster of Eire wrote:

Are you kidding me? They call me the Neuterer of Belfast for a reason!

PINCH

You look kind of familiar.

[Lobster of Eire]

CourtFool wrote:

Lobster of Eire wrote:

Are you kidding me? They call me the Neuterer of Belfast for a reason!

PINCH

You look kind of familiar.

Sorry, not me.

PINCHY PINCH PINCHIDY PINCH!

Ahahahaha!

[CourtFool]

Humps Lobster.

[Lobster of Eire]

*Pinches CourtFool's nipples*

[CourtFool]

You kinky bird. I knew I liked you.

[Lobster of Eire]

CourtFool wrote:

You kinky bird. I knew I liked you.

Shhhh, I'm a lobster right now.

Pinch.

[Cockapoo]

Hey everybody, let's gangbang the lobster! *humps*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

humps the lobster thing

[Lobster of Eire]

Beware, I've got summon crabs IX prepared!

PINCH!

[CourtFool]

Lobster of Eire wrote:

Beware, I've got summon crabs IX prepared!

Too late. Oh and do not even bother with the Herpes.

[Lobster of Eire]

*Uses flamethrower on puppies*

*cinders of former puppy hair are everywhere!*

Pinch

[Lord High Poodle]

YAP!

YAP! YAP!

YAP! YAP YAP!

[CourtFool]

Lobster of Eire wrote:

*Uses flamethrower on puppies*

*cinders of former puppy hair are everywhere!*

Humps Lobster some more.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

pees on the lobster's flamethrower

[Fifi, The French Poodle]

CourtFool wrote:

Lobster of Eire wrote:

*Uses flamethrower on puppies*

*cinders of former puppy hair are everywhere!*

Humps Lobster some more.

humps CourtFool

[Lobster of Eire]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

pees on the lobster's flamethrower

Aims for CDP's nethers

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16

Does that hit your AC, pinch?

Pinch pinch pinch!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW! CAW! CAW!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

pees on the lobster some more

[CourtFool]

Lobster of Eire wrote:

Does that hit your AC, pinch?

Sorry. Poodles use Hero.

[Lord High Poodle]

humps CourtFool

[CourtFool]

Takes 10d6 of humping.

[Lord High Poodle]

CourtFool wrote:

Takes 10d6 of humping.

Made my Fort save.

[Cockapoo]

I took some humping damage once....

[Lord High Poodle]

Cockapoo wrote:

I took some humping damage once....

You're about to take it again.....

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hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, hump, HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Cockapoo takes 20D6 humping damage

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Did we scare the lobster thing off? I'm pretty sure he was a damn frenchie lobster.

[Cockapoo]

YIPE! *keels over* Somebody, call the vet.

[Lord High Poodle]

Cockapoo wrote:

YIPE! *keels over* Somebody, call the vet.

Did I mention I have levels in Paladin?

blows fully daily allotment of healing by Laying On Paws on Cockapoo

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Oh no! It's Saturday! Do you know what that means?!?

Actually, I can't think of anything bad at the moment. But, give me time....

[Lord High Poodle]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh no! It's Saturday! Do you know what that means?!?

Actually, I can't think of anything bad at the moment. But, give me time....

Monday is two days away!

takes his litter box, food bowl and water bowl under the couch and waits until Tuesday morning rolls around to come out

[Lobster of Eire]

<----- Uses THACO

[The Monday Monster]

Lord High Poodle wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh no! It's Saturday! Do you know what that means?!?

Actually, I can't think of anything bad at the moment. But, give me time....

Monday is two days away!

takes his litter box, food bowl and water bowl under the couch and waits until Tuesday morning rolls around to come out

*a voice rings out from the dark* That won't save you from my wrath little poodle* MUHAHAHAHA!!!

[Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark]

If you've got a problem with my little friend, then you've got a problem with me.

flashes a toothy smile

[The Monday Monster]

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

If you've got a problem with my little friend, then you've got a problem with me.

flashes a toothy smile

Come Monday we'll see how brave you are....

[Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark]

The Monday Monster wrote:

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

If you've got a problem with my little friend, then you've got a problem with me.

flashes a toothy smile

Come Monday we'll see how brave you are....

As brave as I am any other day of the week.

[Rusty the Poodle]

Happy Sunday! I missed out on the St. Patrick's Day festivities, darn it. Oh well, this verdigris will keep.

I have to help transport a cat across state lines. That's just wrong...and probably illegal.

[Rusty the Poodle]

Was this your idea, boss? Good show!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

It's a beautiful Sunday morning, which means that somewhere, somehow, we're doomed. I blame the french.

[Lobster of Eire]

But he doesn't blame the Irish?

*PINCH to CDP*

[The Monday Monster]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

somewhere, somehow, we're doomed.

You will be tomorrow.

[Llamafrog]

Yip yap!

[Lord High Poodle]

Yap!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Lobster of Eire wrote:

But he doesn't blame the Irish?

*PINCH to CDP*

Why would I blame the Irish? They're cool!

[Lord High Poodle]

*humps an Irish poodle under the sofa*

[CourtFool]

Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Was this your idea, boss? Good show!

Certainly not! I love cats. They are so fun to chase. Yap!

[Lord High Poodle]

*chases a cat*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

What a crappy, f*%!ing Monday.

[Chunk, The Chubby Poodle]

*humps CDP*

Hope that cheers you up, Mate.

[CourtFool]

Licks Sumo.

Buck up, little camper. Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

[The Monday Monster]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

What a crappy, f!*!ing Monday.

It's about to get a lot worse, for you anyway. Perhaps I should eat you first?

[CourtFool]

Sniffs the Monday Monster's bum.