momentarily as they were absorbed by the blade.
Oddly enough, the Trix rabbit had no soul
so the demon poodle of Balo the Jester
feasted on the rabbit carcass, then threw up.
A portal opened and Elric stepped through it.
He ended up in a felliniesque masque ball
Moonglum was nowhere to be found. Elric looked
everywhere. "He must have liked Gygax's storyline better
than Moorcock's because apparently he wants to teleport
to a world known as Grayhawk. Elric dipped
below the throng of dancing couples' intertwined arms
and whirling circlets. He noticed an open door
Wanting to leave this place, Elric made his
quickly through it. A strange site picture hung
askew, a Xiombarg study by yet another mad
patron in this city of Tears. He gestured
for the bust of Xiombarg to come forward,
Stormbringer at the ready as treachery is always
watching over the albino princes' shoulder. A mist
whispered on the air. Nervous apprehension on tiny
wings. Elric saw it. From no where, now stood
a trio of things, sad parodies of men,
one of them, Donny Most, whose red hair
shamed his father's face. Next, the eyes of
Chachi, which Joanie had removed while he slept,
were held by Fonzie as he cackled with
joy, his rune thumbs fully extended, glowing with
eldritch power. "AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" the ancient leather-clad lich
grumbled questionably. "Who now, shall be my next
slave?“ “I am no one’s slave!” Elric declared.
"Save....of fate," Stormbringer thought to itsself, while
the greasy haired lich adjusted his leather jacket.
Elric thought of game to trick this lich.
Maybe the one with all the jumping pegs,
That he found at the Burger Theocracy restaurant
the night before last. He liked how it
screamed out the player's i.q. at the top
In ancient Melnibonean. It's a great language for
screaming, or cursing doppleganger millers inappropriately named Elric.
Moonglum arrived, exhausted and his sword wet with
the blood of 169 Nadsokorian beggars who tried
to prevent him from reaching this place. A
whiff of Pan Tangian perfumed oil filled the
room as Theleb Kaarna's clone entered, gesturing in
Spanglish, he had just returned from the Weeping
Sores of Greater Tijuanacatl, where the dreaded Hoors
gather to worship the lords of chaos. Elric
, an ironic smile playing briefly across his albino
mask, drew dread brand, black wand, that blade
That was just so uber-evil-cool, Stormbringer.
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