As I noted in another thread, I am feeling particularly snarky this morning. I thought it might be good to turn this around and allow everyone free shots at me. So here I am, in the dunk tank. Feel free to lambast me.
CourtFool wrote: As I noted in another thread, I am feeling particularly snarky this morning. I thought it might be good to turn this around and allow everyone free shots at me. So here I am, in the dunk tank. Feel free to lambast me. (winds up to throw a basebell)
You're going dooooooooooown, man!
(and the pitch!)
(The bails sails over the attraction and hits a nice old lady from Oklahoma in the temple as she, for nostalgia's sake, buys a taffy her rattling dentures will never allow her to actually savor. We all just... slink away quietly.)
"Nice arm," Court Fool quips.
"Oh, @#%$ @#$!"
(The swelling sound of sirens. Everyone scatters.)
CourtFool wrote: As I noted in another thread, I am feeling particularly snarky this morning. I thought it might be good to turn this around and allow everyone free shots at me. So here I am, in the dunk tank. Feel free to lambast me. He gets like this about once a month.
Draumr wrote: Attention craver. Touché.
Callous Jack wrote: Mongrel. Yes. In more ways than one.
Jeremy Mac Donald wrote: He gets like this about once a month. Shall we just call it my monthly?
Callous Jack wrote: Mongrel. What's a "mongrel" ?
CourtFool wrote: Jeremy Mac Donald wrote: He gets like this about once a month. Shall we just call it my monthly? Lets not.
Seldriss wrote: Callous Jack wrote: Mongrel. What's a "mongrel" ? Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
mon•grel [muhng-gruhl, mong-]
–noun 1. a dog of mixed or indeterminate breed.
2. any animal or plant resulting from the crossing of different breeds or varieties.
3. any cross between different things, esp. if inharmonious or indiscriminate.
–adjective 4. of mixed breed, nature, or origin; of or like a mongrel.
Thank you. I learned a new word today :)
Yes, i know, i can check a dictionary online, but well...
(now i remember seeing some mongrel gnolls in WoW...)
Because of this community, I have to check Dictionary.com and Wikipedia frequently.
So why are you so SNARKY today anyway? No coffee yet?
No game this past weekend and/or the realization that the only group I am in is devolving into a hackfest. I would say it was due to the 16 year old in the group, but it is not. He is only an exaggeration of the others.
To sum up, I am not getting my way.
As a mongrel (ha-ha), i assume Courtfool must have some gobling dog ancestry...
The poodle skin is actually a disguise.
Seldriss wrote: As a mongrel (ha-ha), i assume Courtfool must have some gobling dog ancestry...
The poodle skin is actually a disguise.
Why you gotta out me like that?
Seldriss wrote: The poodle skin is actually a disguise. He's actually an Alpaca.
CourtFool wrote: No game this past weekend and/or the realization that the only group I am in is devolving into a hackfest. I would say it was due to the 16 year old in the group, but it is not. He is only an exaggeration of the others.
To sum up, I am not getting my way.
I once had a player like you. Man that was a pain in the butt.
So does he skin poodles to cover his Alpacaishness?
Jeremy Mac Donald wrote: I once had a player like you. Man that was a pain in the butt. Sorry about that. I have gotten better.
*Casts Telekinesis on cannonball*
*Throws at poodle/mongrel/alpaca*
*Casts Telekinesis on cannonball*
*Throws at poodle/mongrel/alpaca*
Seldriss wrote: The poodle skin is actually a disguise. Callous Jack wrote: He's actually an Alpaca. I think I found CourtFool HERE
Trent
Trent Slabaugh wrote: I think I found CourtFool HERE Aren't I cute?
CourtFool wrote: Trent Slabaugh wrote: I think I found CourtFool HERE Aren't I cute? I thought you were the shaved one in the back hiding his shame ;)
AH.. we all know that you're the one leading the pack.. course it is a pack of alpacas.. BE AFRAID.. BE VERY AFRAID!!
Trent
Crimson Jester wrote: So does he skin poodles to cover his Alpacaishness? The secret is lots and lots of cottonballs.
Well, at least he won't give us any nightmares, unlike the infamous picture of Heathanson...
Trent Slabaugh wrote: AH.. we all know that you're the one leading the pack. I am naturally a curious sort.
Callous Jack wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: So does he skin poodles to cover his Alpacaishness? The secret is lots and lots of cottonballs. Yes, I am generally against skinning…or even shearing for that matter.
Seldriss wrote: Well, at least he won't give us any nightmares, unlike the infamous picture of Heathanson... Or Sebastian and the ponies.
CourtFool wrote:
Or Sebastian and the ponies.
Still gives me shivers!
CourtFool wrote: Trent Slabaugh wrote: I think I found CourtFool HERE Aren't I cute? If I had a 10 foot pole, I could make a huge-sized dust mop.
Now, don't give this mental midget any more of the attention he craves.
Heathansson wrote: Now, don't give this mental midget any more of the attention he craves. Awww come on.. he just wants his tummy rubbed a little ;)
Heathansson wrote: Now, don't give this mental midget any more of the attention he craves. He is right.
Trent Slabaugh wrote: Awww come on.. he just wants his tummy rubbed a little ;)
I will even kick my leg for you.
CourtFool wrote: Heathansson wrote: Now, don't give this mental midget any more of the attention he craves. He is right. Don't patronize me, yapdog.
Heathansson wrote: Don't patronize me, yapdog. Who is patronizing? This thread is an obvious cry for attention. Why else did I put my name in the title?
Seldriss wrote: As a mongrel (ha-ha), i assume Courtfool must have some gobling dog ancestry...
The poodle skin is actually a disguise.
Goblin in poodle's clothing?
CourtFool wrote: Heathansson wrote: Don't patronize me, yapdog. Who is patronizing? This thread is an obvious cry for attention. Why else did I put my name in the title? We're very disapointed in you, Fool. This is very immature.
*Throws another cannonball*
Are you less snarky today, O Poofy One?
Kobold Cleaver wrote: We're very disapointed in you, Fool. This is very immature.
*Throws another cannonball*
*splash*
I thought I made it pretty clear I am immature.
Callous Jack wrote: Are you less snarky today, O Poofy One? Yes, thank you. More distracted by work and Sebastian’s new cult. I am green with envy.
CourtFool wrote: Callous Jack wrote: Are you less snarky today, O Poofy One? Yes, thank you. More distracted by work and Sebastian’s new cult. I am green with envy. Well, perhaps you shouldn't tone down the snarkiness, follow Sebastian's lead and spew malice and spite to all who'll listen.
Probably effective advice. I would rather develop a cult on my own merit though. I accept the masses’ decision should they find me unworthy.
CourtFool wrote: Probably effective advice. I would rather develop a cult on my own merit though. I accept the masses’ decision should they find me unworthy. Be sure to offer a good 401k plan then.
Cultists need to retire too y'know.
Thanks for bumping my self-absorbed thread.
CourtFool wrote: Thanks for bumping my self-absorbed thread. I can be pretty magnanimous, can't I?
Callous Jack wrote: CourtFool wrote: Thanks for bumping my self-absorbed thread. I can be pretty magnanimous, can't I? ...and beneficent.
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