has author Russell Bailey on to talk about The Danse Macabre, the latest Vampire: The Requiem supplement from White Wolf Publishing.Yay!!! DL'd and CD'd already. Now the long wait until my drive to work tomorrow.
When someone pulls up alongside you in traffic blasting hip hop, roll down your window, look over menacingly and crank a game designer talking about character options. The guys in the other car won't know what the heck's going on.
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When someone pulls up alongside you in traffic blasting hip hop, roll down your window, look over menacingly and crank a game designer talking about character options. The guys in the other car won't know what the heck's going on.has author Russell Bailey on to talk about The Danse Macabre, the latest Vampire: The Requiem supplement from White Wolf Publishing.Yay!!! DL'd and CD'd already. Now the long wait until my drive to work tomorrow.
You say that like I haven't already done it... ;)
You know what I dislike more than getting up early?
Vampires that sparkle. They cause me so much ire that I can't sleep at night because of my loathing of them that they force me to get out of bed and go to the bathroom to stare longingly at my luscious mane.
Except I have no reflection.
It's a conundrum.
We can't help it that we sparkle. Nobody understands us.
*writes more angsty poetry*
You know what I dislike more than getting up early?
Vampires that sparkle. They cause me so much ire that I can't sleep at night because of my loathing of them that they force me to get out of bed and go to the bathroom to stare longingly at my luscious mane.
Except I have no reflection.
It's a conundrum.
We can't help it that we sparkle. Nobody understands us.
*writes more angsty poetry*
Well I want to understand you. Maybe you could put some questions to eternal rest for me.
1. Is it true that vampires poop scabs?
2. Did the chicken cross the road to keep vampires off the road?
3. Why did Dracula choose to wear a merkin atop his head instead of a regular wig?
You know what I dislike more than getting up early?
Vampires that sparkle. They cause me so much ire that I can't sleep at night because of my loathing of them that they force me to get out of bed and go to the bathroom to stare longingly at my luscious mane.
Except I have no reflection.
It's a conundrum.
We can't help it that we sparkle. Nobody understands us.
*writes more angsty poetry*
Well I want to understand you. Maybe you could put some questions to eternal rest for me.
1. Is it true that vampires poop scabs?
2. Did the chicken cross the road to keep vampires off the road?
3. Why did Dracula choose to wear a merkin atop his head instead of a regular wig?
1. The only scab is on my heart, where it's been wounded by unrequited love. Each cold stare, missed conversation, or unaccepted Facebook friend request is like a dagger that twists a little deeper into my heart. That is where the true scab lies. Also, in my poop.
2. We should all be a little more like the chicken, who follows his heart. He runs not with the road, but across it. We could learn something from that smelly bird. I have written a poem:
Before me, a lonely road.
It runs forwards in backwards,
Like a piston in a machine.
But the chicken. The chicken crosses.
3. Where there's a merkin, there's genitals.
is
Brilliant.
**Blink, Blink**
Angsty's #3 answer clears up so much about that !@#$head.
Yes but now I have more questions. Questions that should not be answered lest my mind be destroyed and I see the elder ones for what they truly are. Ai Ai**Blink, Blink**Angsty's #3 answer clears up so much about that !@#$head.
*pushes CJ over the edge*
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*pushes CJ over the edge*Yes but now I have more questions. Questions that should not be answered lest my mind be destroyed and I see the elder ones for what they truly are. Ai Ai**Blink, Blink**Angsty's #3 answer clears up so much about that !@#$head.
So that is what friends are for. Who knew?
*ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
~thump~
*pushes CJ over the edge*Yes but now I have more questions. Questions that should not be answered lest my mind be destroyed and I see the elder ones for what they truly are. Ai Ai**Blink, Blink**Angsty's #3 answer clears up so much about that !@#$head.So that is what friends are for. Who knew?
*ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
~thump~
Oops. Wrong abyss. Should've never been a thump.
[offtopic]I miss blammo...[/offtopic]
;)
[offtopic]I miss blammo...[/offtopic]
;)
Funny... I was just thinking about the Blammo strips last night and feeling the strong urge to revive them.
I have yet to pull trigger on the expense of getting my two crashed hard drives' data extracted, so I guess I'll just have to forget the strips I'd already devised and start fresh. Better to leave the past for the future, no?
just check the new way I do cartoons ;)
anyway, just teasing you man ;)
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If you think Vampire is about Twilight style sparkly vampires, methinks you need to listen in and then tell me what you think. ;)David Bowie sparkles and I am pretty sure he is a vampire. :)
David Bowie looks undead now at any rate. He did sparkle at one time, a lot.
maybe we should cover the Jade in stripper glitter just to see the effect??
If you think Vampire is about Twilight style sparkly vampires, methinks you need to listen in and then tell me what you think. ;)David Bowie sparkles and I am pretty sure he is a vampire. :)
You should see the original photograph of Bowie c. 1973 I have over my piano. The photographer who shot him held onto a few originals and a friend bought it for me, framed. Very sparkling... very very cool.
just check the new way I do cartoons ;)
anyway, just teasing you man ;)
That's an incredible work, Hugo.
maybe we should cover the Jade in stripper glitter just to see the effect??
I approve of this experiment.
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You should see the original photograph of Bowie c. 1973 I have over my piano. The photographer who shot him held onto a few originals and a friend bought it for me, framed. Very sparkling... very very cool.If you think Vampire is about Twilight style sparkly vampires, methinks you need to listen in and then tell me what you think. ;)David Bowie sparkles and I am pretty sure he is a vampire. :)
you could always say, take a picture of said picture and post it, say on FB???
you could always say, take a picture of said picture and post it, say on FB???You should see the original photograph of Bowie c. 1973 I have over my piano. The photographer who shot him held onto a few originals and a friend bought it for me, framed. Very sparkling... very very cool.If you think Vampire is about Twilight style sparkly vampires, methinks you need to listen in and then tell me what you think. ;)David Bowie sparkles and I am pretty sure he is a vampire. :)
Great idea. Framed and all, I'd never try and scan it, but a picture of a picture... derr. At least someone here has a brain.
Hmm maybe there is another excuse to go to Paizo-conmaybe we should cover the Jade in stripper glitter just to see the effect??I approve of this experiment.
Bringing the number of excuses to go to PaizoCon up to ninety-one. Thweet!
If you think Vampire is about Twilight style sparkly vampires, methinks you need to listen in and then tell me what you think. ;)David Bowie sparkles and I am pretty sure he is a vampire. :)
I remember that movie. :)
I remember that movie. :)If you think Vampire is about Twilight style sparkly vampires, methinks you need to listen in and then tell me what you think. ;)David Bowie sparkles and I am pretty sure he is a vampire. :)
I profoundly adored The Hunger.
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Great idea. Framed and all, I'd never try and scan it, but a picture of a picture... derr. At least someone here has a brain.you could always say, take a picture of said picture and post it, say on FB???You should see the original photograph of Bowie c. 1973 I have over my piano. The photographer who shot him held onto a few originals and a friend bought it for me, framed. Very sparkling... very very cool.If you think Vampire is about Twilight style sparkly vampires, methinks you need to listen in and then tell me what you think. ;)David Bowie sparkles and I am pretty sure he is a vampire. :)
And a shotgun with extra ammo, there are Zombies about you know.
Great idea. Framed and all, I'd never try and scan it, but a picture of a picture... derr. At least someone here has a brain.And a shotgun with extra ammo, there are Zombies about you know.
With all your brains you must be like a meal on wheels to a zombie.
Your mindshake brings all the boys to the yard...
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Great idea. Framed and all, I'd never try and scan it, but a picture of a picture... derr. At least someone here has a brain.And a shotgun with extra ammo, there are Zombies about you know.
With all your brains you must be like a meal on wheels to a zombie.
Your mindshake brings all the boys to the yard...
Yes well rollerblading away is helping me loose weight. So it's all good.
Yes well rollerblading away is helping me loose weight. So it's all good.Great idea. Framed and all, I'd never try and scan it, but a picture of a picture... derr. At least someone here has a brain.And a shotgun with extra ammo, there are Zombies about you know.With all your brains you must be like a meal on wheels to a zombie.
Your mindshake brings all the boys to the yard...
How is it after all this time I've been watching youtube I've never seen a guy standing in rollerblades atop flat blacktop and shooting a big rifle to propel himself backwards? Seems like someone would have tried it.
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How is it after all this time I've been watching youtube I've never seen a guy standing in rollerblades atop flat blacktop and shooting a big rifle to propel himself backwards? Seems like someone would have tried it.Yes well rollerblading away is helping me loose weight. So it's all good.Great idea. Framed and all, I'd never try and scan it, but a picture of a picture... derr. At least someone here has a brain.And a shotgun with extra ammo, there are Zombies about you know.With all your brains you must be like a meal on wheels to a zombie.
Your mindshake brings all the boys to the yard...
Sounds like an experiment for Mythbusters!!
How is it after all this time I've been watching youtube I've never seen a guy standing in rollerblades atop flat blacktop and shooting a big rifle to propel himself backwards? Seems like someone would have tried it.Sounds like an experiment for Mythbusters!!
Well first it has to be a myth, so let's make one. I'm telling you that I saw a guy on rollerblades take a 12 gauge shotgun and use it (shooting and reloading many times)to propel himself 100' backwards in under a minute. That happened. It's true. It was so great. Pass it on.
Then they can ramp it up with 50 shotguns all firing at the same time. That'll be hawt!
That idea deserves its own hard rock theme song.
I got your theme song. It's punchy.
I got your theme song. It's punchy.
Nice!
There's a guy in comments who sees this band as somehow being symbolic of the decline and fall of western civ... the band's reply is perfection.
I wish I could take complete credit for discovering that, but I have to give kudos to Studpuffin for coming across it. He uses it to rick-roll me.
Only if The Jade does a strip tease with the stripper glitter though... 8)maybe we should cover the Jade in stripper glitter just to see the effect??I approve of this experiment.
Why the last time I pole danced, the Polish Traditional Dance Academy flunked me. I can’t… I can’t go through that again.
And for #54 it seems they've gone for a project started by some one-pathfinder module guy. Good to see you support upcoming talent guys. ;)
Internet-argument avoidance-spoiler:
“The staff of Super Genius Games are working on updating the dungeon to give you what you need to use everything on the site with Pathfinder, and many other Pathfinder fans offer advice and conversions as well.” – Dungeon A Day website (ENnie nominated for best website, that is)
Looking for new material for your game, but you’re more interested in bite-sized morsels of campaign goodness than in large tomes that take days or weeks to consume? Looking to capture the feel of products like Ruins of Undermountain, Castle Whiterock and/or Return to the Temple of Elemental Evil in your campaign? Look no further than this interview with Owen KC Stephens and Stan! from , the subscription site that presents a new encounter every single weekday that you can run together, or tear out and put in your own world.
Now a two-year-old project, with over 750 encounters available for use, Dungeon A Day is currently on level 17 of 20 in the first mega-dungeon - “Dragon’s Delve.” In addition to Stan! and Owen, we were also honored to speak to level 17’s designer, the astoundingly talented Charles M. Ryan.
Dungeon A Day: http://www.dungeonaday.com/
Super Genius Games: http://www.supergeniusgames.com/
Ed’s Pick: The Flight of Dragons
Rone’s Rant: “The Down Side of Being Tall”
And for #54 it seems they've gone for a project started by some one-pathfinder module guy. Good to see you support upcoming talent guys. ;)
Internet-argument avoidance-spoiler:
** spoiler omitted **
[righteous fist shaking]
Monte isn't even on this show. Whaddya think about that, Kajehase?! So much for your big theory about how we're RPG starf@#$ers, huh?![/righteous fist shaking]
But actually... Monte will be on AA 55, along with other first timers like Ed Greenwood, Steve Schend, Brian Cortijo, Chris West and Louis Agresta.
[righteous fist shaking]
Monte isn't even on this show. Whaddya think about that, Kajehase?! So much for your big theory about how we're RPG starf@#$ers, huh?!
[/righteous fist shaking]But actually... Monte will be on AA 55, along with other first timers like Ed Greenwood, Steve Schend, Brian Cortijo, Chris West and Louis Agresta.
What, you expect me to actually listen to that drivel? And are you saying Stan!'s some small-fry newcomer? Well? Well? (And I would like to state that my original statement holds true, I said it was about a project started by Monte. So there. :p)
Oooh!
I hate when we fight.
I hear that Pimp In Orange guy can kick the King In Yellow's ass with a properly placed pimp slap by his cane.
I hear that Pimp In Orange guy can kick the King In Yellow's ass with a properly placed pimp slap by his cane.
Cthu-Lou is indeed the Pimp In Orange, and the Old Ones best reckanize or get gorilla slapped across dey cephalopodenesses.
I used to run an undead escort service. Most pimps in my field were chasing fresh zombies around the cemetery, tryin' to charm 'em into their stables. But I always knew the real money was in peddlin' that higher CR necro-tail.
Thus my fiery warning... lich betta have my money!
Groan...
BTW, Iron GM up yet on iTunes???
Groan...
BTW, Iron GM up yet on iTunes???
Our site was taking a long time to sort out until Trey from the Paizo boards came to the rescue. Barring complications, we could have a real site up next week, and then the episodes will have a home and they'll appear on Itunes. The third episode of the Iron GM Podcast is ready to go, we're just timing its release for the new site launch.
As for that groan... sounds like you came down with a case of the lich itch. Penicillin from a holy font, injected shot directly into the source of the infection twice daily. Yeah... not pleasant. Sorry. But hey, not all my garden variety dirt caked hoes are diseased. I could always hook you up with this one ghoul. She's a ghast ghast ghast.