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drunken_nomad wrote:
"Vorheesian"...HA! Krueger shoulda stopped him! These movie writers got no sense.

I agree. Freddy VS Jason should have lasted five minutes.

Freddy attacked me once in my dreams. But I ripped the bones out of my arms and used them like gruesome nunchakus. I busted Freddy's s#!^ and kept walloping on him until he was a puddle. Then I stood over him until he reanimated and did it again. I did that repeatedly until finally waking up, and the next night I stepped into a dream where there were flowers and chocolates at my door and a beautiful handwritten note saying only, "Friends?"

That's how I handles mines, yo.

Liberty's Edge

Woah.....Friends Movie: Jason Vs. Chandler.


Dude, no more broccoli surprise before bedtime for you! I cant even imagine what Freddy my dreams would be like. bidi-bidi-bidi

Now, bring Pinhead into the picture and I think Freddy might be in trouble...

Liberty's Edge

The old lady from the Goonies would make Freddie her byoch.


Throw Mama From the Train's Anne Ramsey would have slaughtered the lot of 'em.

"OWEN LUVS HIS MAMA."


I was going to listen to this right away, but then somebody called me a hooker and I've spent the last couple of days crying. Maybe if nobody calls me a hooker again for another couple of days, I will not be so sad and I will be able to listen to this podcast, which I am sure is very enjoyable for people who have not recently been called hookers, as I was.

Liberty's Edge

Just saw this thread Jade - I'll check it out when I'm at home and on a computer with sound. Looking forward to it!

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Trey wrote:
I was going to listen to this right away, but then somebody called me a hooker and I've spent the last couple of days crying. Maybe if nobody calls me a hooker again for another couple of days, I will not be so sad and I will be able to listen to this podcast, which I am sure is very enjoyable for people who have not recently been called hookers, as I was.

So, you're saying that someone called you a hooker...and it hurt? That bastard.

Liberty's Edge

Daigle wrote:
Trey wrote:
I was going to listen to this right away, but then somebody called me a hooker and I've spent the last couple of days crying. Maybe if nobody calls me a hooker again for another couple of days, I will not be so sad and I will be able to listen to this podcast, which I am sure is very enjoyable for people who have not recently been called hookers, as I was.
So, you're saying that someone called you a hooker...and it hurt? That bastard.

Must have been some hooker...


Trey wrote:
I was going to listen to this right away, but then somebody called me a hooker and I've spent the last couple of days crying. Maybe if nobody calls me a hooker again for another couple of days, I will not be so sad and I will be able to listen to this podcast, which I am sure is very enjoyable for people who have not recently been called hookers, as I was.

But we were all being asses in that thread. That was the point.

Do I have to publically profess my love for Trey, because I will, ya know.

I LOVE TREY!

How you like them love apples?

And just know that if you truly were a hooker, I, my friend, would pay top dollar for your fine fine ass.


Mothman wrote:
Just saw this thread Jade - I'll check it out when I'm at home and on a computer with sound. Looking forward to it!

Cool! Let me know what you think. :)

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

The Jade wrote:


And just know that if you truly were a hooker, I, my friend, would pay top dollar for your fine fine ass.

Possibly one of the most romantic sentiments ever expressed by anyone.

I think this one rests just between "you complete me" and "I can't quit you."

*tears up with emotion*


Eyebite wrote:
The Jade wrote:


And just know that if you truly were a hooker, I, my friend, would pay top dollar for your fine fine ass.

Possibly one of the most romantic sentiments ever expressed by anyone.

I think this one rests just between "you complete me" and "I can't quit you."

*tears up with emotion*

Mothman just got my 5000th post. I hope he knows how special he is as well.

And then... well then there's my precious Eyebite... I wish I could tear you up with emotion. Okay, I've hit my limit today. That's as absurd as I get. (and if you believe that...)

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:


Mothman just got my 5000th post. I hope he knows how special he is as well.

Yes, I've often been told that I'm "special"...


The Jade wrote:


But we were all being asses in that thread. That was the point.

And some of us haven't yet stopped, hee hee hee. >:-}

Just bumping the thread so Mothman could see it by saying "bump" seemed like it would be so pedestrian. Better to fire off a post so passive aggressive it would light up the sky.

Actually, I was going to listen to it the other night, but all hell's breaking loose here, so I had to TiVo you.

Thanks for the love and offers of orifice sponsorship, bro. Right back atcha.

Oh yeah: bump.


LOL Orifice Sponsorship is so totally the name of my new band now.

I truly appreciate you guys taking the time to check it out. It's been so inadvertantly validating to be able to employ a few of my useless skills to create something that's been nothing but fun since it began.

If any of you guys don't mind subscribing through Itunes it gives you a chance to rate the cast, which pushes it up on a list, which causes it to be seen by more people, which (if you show leniency and vote positively) means more people will listen, which means... um... well, that many more people got to hear about a game we liked. Plus, I can't lie, it's just undeniably thrilling to be up on a list that doesn't have FBI written anywhere on it. I don't even want to have to TELL you what that's like!

Scarab Sages

Excellent podcast, guys! I am really looking forward to more!

And, the Sulu bit... yeah, over the top. Over the top with CREAMY COMEDY AWESOMENESS!!


Gavgoyle wrote:

Excellent podcast, guys! I am really looking forward to more!

And, the Sulu bit... yeah, over the top. Over the top with CREAMY COMEDY AWESOMENESS!!

Thanks, Gav! Very kind! I was hoping that rant wouldn't stop the room like an old EF Hutton commercial. You don't know till you try.

::ahem::

Here beginneth the language of slogan! We've got another show, big contest, and product giveaway coming out on July 18th. Darrin Drader will be discussing his old school spacepop, sci-fi setting Reign of Discordia. Will he survive the not street legal (modded electric chair) guest seat of DOOM?!

::cue timpani roll::

Prolly not. We had to dump our last guest's fried corpse where no one will ever find it, upright by the front window of the Boz Skaggs wax museum. I kid the Skaggs. I kid because I love.

Scarab Sages

Daigle wrote:
So, you're saying that someone called you a hooker...and it hurt? That bastard.

You can get cream for that.

Least, I think it's a cream.

Smoothglide MaxiTurboRoot is classed as a medicine, right?

I can write the cost of this crate off against taxes, right?


Snorter wrote:
Daigle wrote:
So, you're saying that someone called you a hooker...and it hurt? That bastard.

You can get cream for that.

Least, I think it's a cream.

Smoothglide MaxiTurboRoot is classed as a medicine, right?

I can write the cost of this crate off against taxes, right?

A little creative accounting and you can write off a year's supply of baby dipes for a two legged elephant that exists only in your head. That's how I paid for the sails on my fleet of catamarans anyway.


The Jade wrote:


A little creative accounting and you can write off a year's supply of baby dipes for a two legged elephant that exists only in your head. That's how I paid for the sails on my fleet of catamarans anyway.

You know, I always wondered what the lines were that Lennon cut from the original draft of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. See, it works:

A little creative accounting and you can write off a year's supply of baby dipes for a two legged elephant that exists only in your head. That's how I paid for the sails on my fleet of catamarans anyway.

DOOMPH! DOOMPH! DOOMPH!

Lucy in the sky with diamonds! Lucy in the sky with diamonds! Lucy in the sky with diamonds!
Ahhhhhhhh-hhhhhhhhh


Trey wrote:

You know, I always wondered what the lines were that Lennon cut from the original draft of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. See, it works:

A little creative accounting and you can write off a year's supply of baby dipes for a two legged elephant that exists only in your head. That's how I paid for the sails on my fleet of catamarans anyway.

DOOMPH! DOOMPH! DOOMPH!

Lucy in the sky with diamonds! Lucy in the sky with diamonds! Lucy in the sky with diamonds!
Ahhhhhhhh-hhhhhhhhh

LOL. Lateral logic is a curse. You know, you really can almost sing that paragraph to the tune of I Am the Walrus.

Tying me to Lennon's lyrics, even as a joke, put a big smile on my face.

Liberty's Edge

Trey wrote:


Just bumping the thread so Mothman could see it by saying "bump" seemed like it would be so pedestrian. Better to fire off a post so passive aggressive it would light up the sky.

Worked too!

Now it's my time to gripe - why does technology hate me? Particularly when it comes to listening to podcasts?

Anyway ... will try to overcome certain technical difficulties tonight. And once I've cleaned up after that, will attempt to listen to the podcast again...


Mothman wrote:


Now it's my time to gripe - why does technology hate me? Particularly when it comes to listening to podcasts?

Anyway ... will try to overcome certain technical difficulties tonight. And once I've cleaned up after that, will attempt to listen to the podcast again...

Sorry you're having to go through that. What seems to be z problem?


Mothman wrote:


Now it's my time to gripe - why does technology hate me? Particularly when it comes to listening to podcasts?

Are you listening to them using the latest in Apple-branded iPod technology? It is my intention to jot down to the AT&T emporium tomorrow to purchase the first 3G telecommunications device to be produced in the sleek Apple form factor that is renowned the world over, and make this fellow's podcast the first digital content I place upon it.

Yes, the thought of the Jade slaving away in the swelter of Summer, creating entertainment for me to enjoy for free in air-conditioned comfort, and being grateful that I even deign to bother listening, fills me with great satisfaction. I may even invest the effort to click on the star rating he so treasures, if only to ensure that he will continue breaking his back so that I and my fellow members of the leisure class may relish the lofty heights from which we look down upon those who seek to bring joy and pleasure into the world.

Heh. Heh heh heh. Ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:


Sorry you're having to go through that. What seems to be z problem?

Not sure. Just can't seem to get it to play. I'm not well versed in podcasts (the only other time I've listened to one was yours and Ed's Sinister chat) so I may well be doing something wrong.

I press the big button that resembles "play" and I just get a page that loads for half an hour but doesn't do anything. Same when I click on "download". When I clicked the itunes icon (first time) my itunes started up and it had the name and bomb logo of the podcast and everything in the heading, but couldn't seem to get it to play (I could play other stuff through itunes).

Eventually gave up in frustration and surfed porn for a couple of hours (but it didn't give me the same satisfaction as listening to you two crazy dudes).

I'll give it another go when I'm at home on the weekend.

Contributor

Mothman, I would be more than happy to walk you through how to listen / download / subscribe to the show. Feel free to email me at podcast@atomicarray.com - and if you send me your phone number, I'll even call and hook you up LIVE! :)

Liberty's Edge

Ed Healy wrote:
Mothman, I would be more than happy to walk you through how to listen / download / subscribe to the show. Feel free to email me at podcast@atomicarray.com - and if you send me your phone number, I'll even call and hook you up LIVE! :)

Thanks Ed! You might not want to make that international phone call though ... I'll drop you an email when I get a chance. Cheers.

EDIT: Funny thing is, when I try to play the podcast here at work, it seems to work ... only problem is I don't have sound on this computer! When I try at home (where I have sound) I can't get it to download. Could be a problem with my software or connection there.

Scarab Sages

Mothman wrote:
Eventually gave up in frustration and surfed porn for a couple of hours (but it didn't give me the same satisfaction as listening to you two crazy dudes).

It didn't involve George Takei, did it?

Apparently he gives Rone satisfaction. (If only in a hypothetical, wistful, wishful thinking way)

...he says to avoid Paramount's lawyers...


Mothman wrote:
Ed Healy wrote:
Mothman, I would be more than happy to walk you through how to listen / download / subscribe to the show. Feel free to email me at podcast@atomicarray.com - and if you send me your phone number, I'll even call and hook you up LIVE! :)

Thanks Ed! You might not want to make that international phone call though ... I'll drop you an email when I get a chance. Cheers.

EDIT: Funny thing is, when I try to play the podcast here at work, it seems to work ... only problem is I don't have sound on this computer! When I try at home (where I have sound) I can't get it to download. Could be a problem with my software or connection there.

I'm probably out of my depth (apologies for that, as I really ought to be learning this audio stuff), but if you subscribe to Atomic Array at Itunes.com (after downloading their program) you can use their sound player). You may have a Windows Media Player problem. I am so completely just guessing here.


Snorter wrote:
Mothman wrote:
Eventually gave up in frustration and surfed porn for a couple of hours (but it didn't give me the same satisfaction as listening to you two crazy dudes).

It didn't involve George Takei, did it?

Apparently he gives Rone satisfaction. (If only in a hypothetical, wistful, wishful thinking way)

...he says to avoid Paramount's lawyers...

"Warp factor SEXY, Sulu!"

"Aye, captain."


Oh man, I cracked up when I hit the part about Apple snobbery, listening as I was on my just-hit-the-street 3g iphone. Ow. Anyway, great show. Gave you all the stars in the sky. Looking forward to the next one!


Trey wrote:
Oh man, I cracked up when I hit the part about Apple snobbery, listening as I was on my just-hit-the-street 3g iphone. Ow. Anyway, great show. Gave you all the stars in the sky. Looking forward to the next one!

LOL! Well, everybody must get *stoned.

*See: Biblical definition.

I'm really glad you liked the show and I truly appreciate the support and the kind words.

Liberty's Edge

Heathansson wrote:
Woah.....Friends Movie: Jason Vs. Chandler.

Friends don't let friends watch F*R*I*E*N*D*S.


The Jade wrote:
Trey wrote:
Oh man, I cracked up when I hit the part about Apple snobbery, listening as I was on my just-hit-the-street 3g iphone. Ow. Anyway, great show. Gave you all the stars in the sky. Looking forward to the next one!

LOL! Well, everybody must get *stoned.

*See: Biblical definition.

Well, just as long as I don't get knowned (Biblical definition).

Contributor

Tick, tock...

Episode 002 comes out today. I'm writing up the show notes now...


Ed Healy wrote:

Tick, tock...

Episode 002 comes out today. I'm writing up the show notes now...

YAY! *dances around*

Contributor

BTW, you can help Rone and I get the word out in a couple ways:

(1) Bookmark Atomic Array on Del.icio.us

(2) Digg Atomic Array

(3) Subscribe to and Review / Rate Atomic Array on iTunes.


The interview with Darrin Drader went really well. We're giving away two full color copies of his space opera game setting book Reign of Discordia, along with four $25 prizes to people who vote, or have already voted, for us at Digg.com (We're actually drawing names from a hat on episode three... rumor has it there will be a drumroll as well and a crowd of paid extras to oo and ah).

Once again, thank you for supporting our show, guys. The reviews have been generous and the subscriber list after only a single show really knocked us for a loop (and in zero G, you just keep on loopin' until the eventual upchuck, which only speeds your revolution).

I had another sleepless night trying to get the podcast out. Turned out the thing that's been fouling up my ability to bounce each episode from Protools is a corrupt trumpet sample.

::shakes fist at all brass instruments with the half-fiend template::

Man, do I need to set up a better production schedule. This last minute stuff is not my forte. I keep forgetting to figure in the oops factor...

Contributor

Hey, it was a fun interview and it was nice that Rone and Ed were there to help me along, given that I'm a horrible public speaker. The amusement factor alone should be worth the price of admission.


Pishaw, you talented b!tch. Darrin is so full of lil brown bunny pellets. He rocked that interview.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Another great show, guys! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, y’all are really damned good with the interview format. A lot of people may think it’s easy to ask someone a buncha questions, but that would be a total simplification. The art of asking a question that will draw the interviewee into being both informative and entertaining is something that few interviewers have mastered. The casual tone of the interviews make the whole conversation flow so well that it all seems natural, as if you didn’t think up those questions beforehand. Well done!

Darrin, you mention that you are not a natural public speaker, but I truly think you did a fine job. There were a number of times that you jumped right in there and got to gabbing about your baby so smoothly. If it would have been me there would have been many more uhs and umms. Your book sounds like a blast too!

Great job all around! So, when’s the next show? ;)


Daigle wrote:

Another great show, guys! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, y’all are really damned good with the interview format. A lot of people may think it’s easy to ask someone a buncha questions, but that would be a total simplification. The art of asking a question that will draw the interviewee into being both informative and entertaining is something that few interviewers have mastered. The casual tone of the interviews make the whole conversation flow so well that it all seems natural, as if you didn’t think up those questions beforehand. Well done!

Darrin, you mention that you are not a natural public speaker, but I truly think you did a fine job. There were a number of times that you jumped right in there and got to gabbing about your baby so smoothly. If it would have been me there would have been many more uhs and umms. Your book sounds like a blast too!

Great job all around! So, when’s the next show? ;)

That's really kind of you. I don't actually prepare questions so much as interrupt the guests and regale them with what I think about stuff. Pretty much like real life.

And yes yes... Darrin most certainly handled he bidnith with a pimp hand so strong that it occasionally has to get drug tested.

Our next show should be up on Friday, August 1st. We're holding steady at bi-weekly, and plan to for the forseeable future.

BTW, ENTER THE CONTESTS, guys. You can either win all that cash and all those prizes or I'll just keep 'em. Giving stuff away on the show is one of my favorite parts of the experience and yet not enough people are trying to take. Don't do me any favors. Take! :) Please!

Want to win a full color print copy of Darrin's book, just call the Atomic Array comment line and tell us who your least favorite character is in sci-fi and why. Let your true feelings fly, baby!


Daigle wrote:
Darrin.... Your book sounds like a blast too!

"A laser blast! Bew bew bew!"

Contributor

I had to go out of town right after posting the episode - literally minutes after - so I didn't get to monitor the responses over the weekend. Wow! Thanks for all the great feedback, guys. I'm truly humbled by how much support this community is giving Rone and I.


The Jade wrote:


I don't actually prepare questions so much as interrupt the guests and regale them with what I think about stuff.

I'm actually hoping you'll mature into the next Phil Rizzuto. Life just isn't the same since the Scooter stole home.


Trey wrote:
The Jade wrote:


I don't actually prepare questions so much as interrupt the guests and regale them with what I think about stuff.
I'm actually hoping you'll mature into the next Phil Rizzuto. Life just isn't the same since the Scooter stole home.

Oh, man. Memories of Paradise By the Dashboard Lights. :)

Liberty's Edge

Just listened to #2, working on #1.

Jade - is there any place I can find your music online?


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Just listened to #2, working on #1.

Jade - is there any place I can find your music online?

Much appreciated!

The stuff I once had online is offline these days, but I can always just send you some stuff, Shiny. What's your musical preference? I have a wide range of stuff. BTW, thanks for the interest!

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Just listened to #2, working on #1.

Jade - is there any place I can find your music online?

Much appreciated!

The stuff I once had online is offline these days, but I can always just send you some stuff, Shiny. What's your musical preference? I have a wide range of stuff. BTW, thanks for the interest!

I listen to everything from heavy metal to folk, so hit me with what you've got. My email is in my profile.

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