I'm curious to hear what this very creative and intellectual community has to offer in terms of humorous things a cleric might blurt out in the heat of battle. Since I personally have very little creativity, my plan is to borrow these sayings and use them in my game. :-)
Of course, there is really no need to limit it to a cleric....any classes battlefield humor is welcome.
Cheers!
"Attacking a dragon from the rear is futile, for they will always face the right direction when they breathe."
"Just because you're paranoid, does not mean that they aren't coming after you!"