Kobolds Rule the Mines!


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Doomlounge wrote:

Take a look at this if you get a chance... the 2 May cartoon

Go to Kobolds in Pearls Before Swine
Don't those crocs look like Kobolds? I've found another kobold hater! It's discrimination!

Awesome.


Callous Jack wrote:
Doomlounge wrote:

Take a look at this if you get a chance... the 2 May cartoon

Go to Kobolds in Pearls Before Swine
Don't those crocs look like Kobolds? I've found another kobold hater! It's discrimination!

Awesome.

Grr...where Stephan Pastis? We no can find him...

Scarab Sages

The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Doomlounge wrote:

Take a look at this if you get a chance... the 2 May cartoon

Go to Kobolds in Pearls Before Swine
Don't those crocs look like Kobolds? I've found another kobold hater! It's discrimination!

Awesome.
Grr...where Stephan Pastis? We no can find him...

It's funny because it's true...Kobolds are soooooo ineffectual.


Gavgoyle wrote:
The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Doomlounge wrote:

Take a look at this if you get a chance... the 2 May cartoon

Go to Kobolds in Pearls Before Swine
Don't those crocs look like Kobolds? I've found another kobold hater! It's discrimination!

Awesome.
Grr...where Stephan Pastis? We no can find him...
It's funny because it's true...Kobolds are soooooo ineffectual.

Be quiet. I just found this rat who says he knows Pastis, and will tell us where he is for 500 gp. Of course we killed him, but not before he told us. What a sell-out.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
...I just found this rat who says he knows Pastis, and will tell us where he is for 500 gp. Of course we killed him, but not before he told us. What a sell-out.

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him Kobold Cleaver...

Meh, 500 gp was too steep a scalp for a measly man-thing location, he should have known better. Good ridance. Now, with him gone, another one of my brothers can subsume his information racket...

-Kurocyn


Kurocyn wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
...I just found this rat who says he knows Pastis, and will tell us where he is for 500 gp. Of course we killed him, but not before he told us. What a sell-out.

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him Kobold Cleaver...

Meh, 500 gp was too steep a scalp for a measly man-thing location, he should have known better. Good ridance. Now, with him gone, another one of my brothers can subsume his information racket...

-Kurocyn

No, we decided we'd ask the dumb pig next. Thanks for the offer.


Don't worry about it. We'll always be around for when you pig-thing informant doesn't (or can't >.>) answer... ^ ^

-Kurocyn


Kurocyn wrote:

Don't worry about it. We'll always be around for when you pig-thing informant doesn't (or can't >.>) answer... ^ ^

-Kurocyn

He squealed, but I'm not sure if he was telling the truth...I'll ask the others. Perhaps they have a mole.

The Exchange

Kobolds are great and they are excellent entrepreneurs, heck they even have a Colonel or two in their groups.
KFC

Spoiler:
Kobold Fried Children

Is a major company. I don't know if they do much mining though.

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:

Kobolds are great and they are excellent entrepreneurs, heck they even have a Colonel or two in their groups.

KFC
** spoiler omitted **
Is a major company. I don't know if they do much mining though.

I didn't think kobolds could even spell 'entreprener'. Then again, I'm not convinced they can spell much of anything, except maybe the words 'retreat', 'run', and 'flee'.


Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

Kobolds are great and they are excellent entrepreneurs, heck they even have a Colonel or two in their groups.

KFC
** spoiler omitted **
Is a major company. I don't know if they do much mining though.
I didn't think kobolds could even spell 'entreprener'. Then again, I'm not convinced they can spell much of anything, except maybe the words 'retreat', 'run', and 'flee'.

You is very wrong. See, kobolds know most alphabet. Those words, though, is only learned by us Shamans. No want give common warriors ideas.

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
I didn't think kobolds could even spell 'entreprener'. Then again, I'm not convinced they can spell much of anything, except maybe the words 'retreat', 'run', and 'flee'.
You is very wrong. See, kobolds know most alphabet. Those words, though, is only learned by us Shamans. No want give common warriors ideas.

Aaaah, you're a shaman... that explains it. I thought there was a somewhat more perverted reason for the chicken feathers stuck on you...


Gavgoyle wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
I didn't think kobolds could even spell 'entreprener'. Then again, I'm not convinced they can spell much of anything, except maybe the words 'retreat', 'run', and 'flee'.
You is very wrong. See, kobolds know most alphabet. Those words, though, is only learned by us Shamans. No want give common warriors ideas.
Aaaah, you're a shaman... that explains it. I thought there was a somewhat more perverted reason for the chicken feathers stuck on you...

Yes. They is sacred kobold symbol. Intimidates other kobolds.


Darn it, the quote thingy isn't working.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Darn it, the quote thingy isn't working.

Nor can they hit "Reply" properly :P

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