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Take a look at this if you get a chance... the 2 May cartoon
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Don't those crocs look like Kobolds? I've found another kobold hater! It's discrimination!
Awesome.

The Now Flying Dire Lemmings |

Doomlounge wrote:Awesome.Take a look at this if you get a chance... the 2 May cartoon
Go to Kobolds in Pearls Before Swine
Don't those crocs look like Kobolds? I've found another kobold hater! It's discrimination!
Grr...where Stephan Pastis? We no can find him...

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Callous Jack wrote:Grr...where Stephan Pastis? We no can find him...Doomlounge wrote:Awesome.Take a look at this if you get a chance... the 2 May cartoon
Go to Kobolds in Pearls Before Swine
Don't those crocs look like Kobolds? I've found another kobold hater! It's discrimination!
It's funny because it's true...Kobolds are soooooo ineffectual.

Kobold Catgirl |

The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote:It's funny because it's true...Kobolds are soooooo ineffectual.Callous Jack wrote:Grr...where Stephan Pastis? We no can find him...Doomlounge wrote:Awesome.Take a look at this if you get a chance... the 2 May cartoon
Go to Kobolds in Pearls Before Swine
Don't those crocs look like Kobolds? I've found another kobold hater! It's discrimination!
Be quiet. I just found this rat who says he knows Pastis, and will tell us where he is for 500 gp. Of course we killed him, but not before he told us. What a sell-out.

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...I just found this rat who says he knows Pastis, and will tell us where he is for 500 gp. Of course we killed him, but not before he told us. What a sell-out.
Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him Kobold Cleaver...
Meh, 500 gp was too steep a scalp for a measly man-thing location, he should have known better. Good ridance. Now, with him gone, another one of my brothers can subsume his information racket...
-Kurocyn

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:...I just found this rat who says he knows Pastis, and will tell us where he is for 500 gp. Of course we killed him, but not before he told us. What a sell-out.Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him Kobold Cleaver...
Meh, 500 gp was too steep a scalp for a measly man-thing location, he should have known better. Good ridance. Now, with him gone, another one of my brothers can subsume his information racket...
-Kurocyn
No, we decided we'd ask the dumb pig next. Thanks for the offer.

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Kobolds are great and they are excellent entrepreneurs, heck they even have a Colonel or two in their groups.
KFC
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Is a major company. I don't know if they do much mining though.
I didn't think kobolds could even spell 'entreprener'. Then again, I'm not convinced they can spell much of anything, except maybe the words 'retreat', 'run', and 'flee'.

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Crimson Jester wrote:I didn't think kobolds could even spell 'entreprener'. Then again, I'm not convinced they can spell much of anything, except maybe the words 'retreat', 'run', and 'flee'.Kobolds are great and they are excellent entrepreneurs, heck they even have a Colonel or two in their groups.
KFC
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Is a major company. I don't know if they do much mining though.
You is very wrong. See, kobolds know most alphabet. Those words, though, is only learned by us Shamans. No want give common warriors ideas.

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I didn't think kobolds could even spell 'entreprener'. Then again, I'm not convinced they can spell much of anything, except maybe the words 'retreat', 'run', and 'flee'.You is very wrong. See, kobolds know most alphabet. Those words, though, is only learned by us Shamans. No want give common warriors ideas.
Aaaah, you're a shaman... that explains it. I thought there was a somewhat more perverted reason for the chicken feathers stuck on you...

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Aaaah, you're a shaman... that explains it. I thought there was a somewhat more perverted reason for the chicken feathers stuck on you...Kobold Cleaver wrote:I didn't think kobolds could even spell 'entreprener'. Then again, I'm not convinced they can spell much of anything, except maybe the words 'retreat', 'run', and 'flee'.You is very wrong. See, kobolds know most alphabet. Those words, though, is only learned by us Shamans. No want give common warriors ideas.
Yes. They is sacred kobold symbol. Intimidates other kobolds.