Heathy's Saltmarsh Campaign


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Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

How many floaters are there down there now? About ten? Dozens? Or, to steal a phrase from Carl Sagan, billions and billions? And, more importantly, do they have a way up here?


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So far,....a good 20; there's more splashing and thrashing in the water.
You don't see any ladder or stairway up on the wall you're on; at the base of the tower there's a scroddy bit of land with a boat pulled up on it; there's an open doorway into the base of the tower down there, on the south side of the tower.

The closest one is a good 100 feet out, as of yet, from the tower.


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Beldan Vale wrote:
“Yeah man! That’s what you get! That’s what you get when you mess with my girl!” Beldan is breathing hard and looking a little wild. He kicks Skullface in the face.
lol....one step toward chaotic snarky for you...;)

I was channeling Will Smith I think.


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Skullface groans; between the metallic teeth of the open-jawed skull motif of his faceplate he spits out an incisor.

"Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Um, guys... We might just want to off the knights and then run like hell. Let's see if we can pull the bodies with us - they;ll be good as evidence or something."


Male Human Cleric 4
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

One of the lacedon...has D-cups...and a gashlike mouth filled with fangs.

She's the ghoul of your dreams.

Ugh...bad pun! No biscuit for you!


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"Graaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Gnnnnnurrrrrr!"

"Nyaaaaaaaaaark!"


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Becton of Pelor wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

One of the lacedon...has D-cups...and a gashlike mouth filled with fangs.

She's the ghoul of your dreams.

Ugh...bad pun! No biscuit for you!

How about an....owlbare then?


Male Human Cleric 4

Works for me. :-P


Male Human Rogue 14
Altai Iscarni wrote:
"Um, guys... We might just want to off the knights and then run like hell. Let's see if we can pull the bodies with us - they;ll be good as evidence or something."

"Good idea," says Beldan, glancing down, "or throw one of these guys down to them now."

Heath, one or two bad guys left standing? Can Beldan get to Pharsia on his next turn without suffering AAO?


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Two badguys--the knights--stand at the time being.
Yes, you can get to her on your turn without an aoo; the one nearest you all is engaged Gittik.


So I'm gonna get there and you guys are going be like "RUN AWAY!"


Male Human Rogue 14
Kruelaid wrote:
So I'm gonna get there and you guys are going be like "RUN AWAY!"

"Run! Run as fast as those stumpy legs will carry you!"

I still think it'd be cool if someone bull rushed one of these knights down into the lacedons first though...


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Kruelaid wrote:
So I'm gonna get there and you guys are going be like "RUN AWAY!"

"Close the blast doors....no, open the blast doors!!!"


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

Riese loses his breath sprinting into position and can't activate the wand.....


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan cast only Barkskin while the others were getting Inviso'd.

At the first sound of the clanging compatriot not, quite, making it into position, Elgan bounds through the door, changing form in mid-leap. The sleek, swift hunting cat charges forward with a soft growling, changing to a roar as he leaps upon the back of the Dark Knight rising to his feet, slamming the armored man back to his knees as he seeks to find a gap in his armor.

Elgan's charge & attack rolls, rnd 2: (1d20 5=14, 1d6 3=8)

Oooo,... do I get any bonus 'plusses' for 'charging', or hitting him from behind? Was gonna hit the big guy, but as I JUST caught up, and he's no longer a problem, seems a shame to waste such a dramatic entrance! :)

When the others start talking about something coming from the water, Elgan really doesn't pay attention, as he is occupied with trying to get his teeth under the man's helmet and around his throat!


Male Human Rogue 14

Sounds like a charge - you could probably get an extra +2 for charging, and possibly a +2 for flanking (since you'll be attacking one that is already fighitng either Gittik or Harvak).


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The one on Harvak--Elgan hits; he was concentrating on Harvak(ergo flanked) when the knot of fur and fang came barreling into him.
He's very very injured.
He strikes Harvak again; Harvak takes 11 in damage. (Harvak's down to 10 h.p.)
The other one swings at Gittik and misses.

Round three!
Everybody can close on the last guy,....


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan glances around to make sure he’s in no immediate danger, then hurries over to the demon statue and Pharsia.

“Pharsia, are you alright? Are you awake?”

Is she conscious? Tied up? Tied to the statue?


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She's not tied to the statue.
She's conscious, but she's on something.
She smiles an inebriated smile and says, "heeeeeeeeeyBeldan!" and kinda laughs, then says something totally unintelligible.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Hold that thought babe,” Beldan helps her up and begins to part help, part carry, part drag her back towards the bridge, making sure to widely skirt the combat.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Round three!
Everybody can close on the last guy,....

"Ye feckin' sack ay jobby, ye gart me rin aw th' way haur noo yoo're almost deid?"

"Huff, huff!"

Axe, damage: (1d20 9=29, 1d10 5=8)

Confirm, damage: (1d20 9=21, 1d10 5=14)

22 points of damage?

I do hope he has been cut in twain.


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"Woah. I feel funny. Where we goin, Bel? ha ha! ha ha ha! is that guy dead? Oh, what the..."


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Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Round three!
Everybody can close on the last guy,....

"Ye feckin' sack ay jobby, ye gart me rin aw th' way haur noo yoo're almost deid?"

"Huff, huff!"

Axe, damage: (1d20 9=29, 1d10 5=8)

Confirm, damage: (1d20 9=21, 1d10 5=14)

22 points of damage?

I do believe he has been cut in twain.

The axe sinks into his trapezius area; he's bloodying the ground, but he can take one more hit.

He waves his hands; "och, shite; no more, man! I yield! Y'ere honorable, anna ya?"


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I move 30' closer and zap the guy who hasn't surrendered. Concentration check 11+8=19, attack roll 10+4=touch AC 14, damage 4+3=7.


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You drop him.
One hoarish blast and he hits the ground.

What now?...


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Man, I gotta crash too; give everybody time to figure out move the next...
There's maybe 50 of the damn things now; 70 feet away from the door to the tower by the end of the round three.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"You!" Altai points to the surrendered knight. "Grab Skull-face and start pulling him up the corridor with me. Elgan, Gittik and Harvak - get the other guy! We've gotta run before the ghouls get to us!"


Without missing a beat Stig turns around and starts running the other way.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"GNNNNNNNNNYAAAAAAH!"

Gittik hesitates for a moment, considering ploughing into the oncoming tide of undead, but in the end decides not to, and runs after the others.

Bah - what a waste of a rage!


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Without missing a beat Stig turns around and starts running the other way.

Axe's are X3 crits, BTW. Ini Ezekeal Lo'Guey! casts detect magic to figure out what gear is magic and points out anything glowing to the group to ensure we don't leave behind anything important.


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Magic--(tell ya schools later)
on the Skullface: cloak, a caduceus wand with 2 baboon heads on the end of the serpents; 4 scrolls. (and 1200 g.p. total all three guys and a nonmagic masterwork mace and 2 nonmagic mwork greatswords)
the armor aint magic on any of them.

on the two knights: 2 oils, 3 potions.

x3 crit on axe (duuuuh)....the guy yields; has that conversation;....then he falls over. (half-retcon, half delayed bleeding out.)


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Oh, and are y'all gonna drag these three guys outta here? One's dead, the others are pretty jacked up, and it's a good 1/2 mile back to the door through the tunnels.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

I'm not bothering - they can take their chances.


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Oh, and are y'all gonna drag these three guys outta here? One's dead, the others are pretty jacked up, and it's a good 1/2 mile back to the door through the tunnels.

Strip the dead of easily gotten gear and magic stuff and toss him over the battlements. Strong guys carry the others or they walk after we bind their arms behind their back.

That's my vote.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan, still in beast form, takes one look over the edge of the cliff at Altai's words, and his jaw hits the ground. After a split second of pitiful mewling at the sight, He quickly turns and grabs the collar of the one he flying tackled, then begins pulling him towards the door.


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Elgan Dreadwood wrote:
Elgan, still in beast form, takes one look over the edge of the cliff at Altai's words, and his jaw hits the ground. After a split second of pitiful mewling at the sight, He quickly turns and grabs the collar of the one he flying tackled, then begins pulling him towards the door.

He's 280 lbs. IN armor...


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75 or so lacedons by next round; the lead ghoul is about...20 feet from the door; scrabbling up onto the pebbly wisp of beach girdling the tower.
"mmmmmmmmmm.......eat......mmmmmm......eat....."


I'm so gone.


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lol! Taking a gander at your movement,...I just read your label for the previous melee in your xp chart.
Won't ever pick up hot coffee when reading a Kruelaid-written anything again.


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Stiggy takes off like a leaden bat out of hell. Tenser thinks about taking a munch; then trots up to his masters side; thinking it's a game, he playfully nips at his iron-girded backside.
extreme wooden shield--I gotta stat that up.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


extreme wooden shield--I gotta stat that up.

I'll dig it up for you after work tomorrow. It's just a big ass heavy shield. I think I got it from Arms & Armor but can't recall because I bought it at the beginning and I've forgotten some of the picks I made.


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lol--I thought it was a joke too--"dude, that chick gave me extreme wood."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Y'know, I wanted the bodies so that we could show them to the authorities and see who they are and where they come from - loot was lower on my list of priorities. However, we can't outrun a bunch of ghouls when we're carrying that much beef - let's chop off Skullface's head, grab the magical stuff and then run like hell.

Riese wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Oh, and are y'all gonna drag these three guys outta here? One's dead, the others are pretty jacked up, and it's a good 1/2 mile back to the door through the tunnels.

Strip the dead of easily gotten gear and magic stuff and toss him over the battlements. Strong guys carry the others or they walk after we bind their arms behind their back.

That's my vote.

That'll work too.


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The tower echoes with growly shouts as the first few lacedon trickle into the door 60 feet down.
"mmmmmmm......eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat!!!"


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Allright; Stiggy beat feet out of there. What's everybody else doing?

Harvak dumps the guy he was fighting on the ghouls; he takes out two of them entering the doorway...
They all gather around to feast on the treat from above, as well as their fallen comrades.


Male Human Cleric 4

Seeing as everyone is down by the time Becton has huffed his way up to the scene, he turns around to also exit. But, seeing as they have a whole swarm of undead approaching - he summons Pelor light to hold the monsters at bay while the others retreat. Again, his holy symbol and shield begin to glow with pure white light.

"Everyone...go! Pelor's light should aid us in defense against these abominations!"

Turning check (1d20+4=23)- should affect up to any 7 HD undead.
Turning damage (2d6+5=10)

Range is 60' feet, so he'll place himself at such point as to cut off their approach and keep them from blocking our way out while everyone retreats. Assuming this takes longer than a round, can he try again the next round - the goal is to give people enough time to retreat.


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A slew of lacedon munch the guy Harvak dropped on two of them, as well as two of their fallen compatriots. They start winding their way up a stairway that rounds the wall of the tower inside; the first ten get turned and their compatriots try to well past them...It's a bit of a scrum between turned lacedon and the throng behind them. Everybody even Becton can reach the tunnel before the first lacedon pops his head out of a stairwell behind the statue of Orcus.

"mmmmmm.....eat....so...hungry....so cold..."


Male Human Cleric 4

As we retreat, I'm trying to remember - were there any doors or ways to block the entrance we came down? Otherwise, we may have to collapse the tunnel to keep them from all following en masse.


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At the very beginning of the tunnel (that, now that I mention it, looks dug by claws) there's a wooden wall with a door in it; bolted from the basement side of the door by a metal bar.

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