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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

STIGGY!!!

Aww, hell with it; I'll dmpc him once.

Stiggy chops at the foaming berserk with his dwarven waraxe.
r20nat r20--he hits right next to Harvak's axe and opens up a massive cavern in the guys' chest. So, yes; Elgan is now at i2, along with a pond of blood and a dead giant; he bit that katana-wielding lady.

She (1-50 Beldan, 51-100 Elgan) chops Beldan with a quick slash of her katana; 10 h.p. in damage.

The ass with the rapier and dirk goes at Gittik; both times missing the raging badgerboy.

ROUND 3!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"See, my little Puffin?" he tells Gittik; "I'm having a fun time whittling away at you. I'll soon tire of this though. Make your peace with whatever wretched little rodent deity your kind worship."


DM rolls a crit for me. Yes.

Stiggy does a little dance.

Can I go attack the samurai chick?


The Mapper wrote:

>>>>>MAP<<<<<

The battle rages on...


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Gittik hacks away at his epigram-toting foe.

Roll to hit with scimitar = 12 + 6 = 18. Damage = 4 + 4 = 8. Roll to hit with kukri = 17 + 6 = 23. Damage = 2 + 2 = 4.

"Who laughing now, huh?!"


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

If Gittik's foe still stands Riese will try to blast him, if not he will move to get an angle of attack for the green skinned chick and blast her.
1d20 7=24 Concentrate, 1d20 3=14 ranged touch, 1d6 3=7 damage.
Riese seems to have good focus on the wand's activation and fires off another arctic blast.


Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:


Can I go attack the samurai chick?

My bed time approaches. If he can Stig will try to kill someone: Attack, damage: (1d20 8=19, 1d10 4=6).


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gittik's foe isn't talking. He's lieing on the ground, spraying blood.
Stiggy slashes the greenskinned swordswoman around the corner, and Riese blasts her with freezing pain. She still stands, but she is direly harried.

Beldan, Becton, Harvak, Elgan, Altai...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Beetle time!

Appearing in a puff of lavender-scented smoke, the celestial beetle sinks its mandibles into the woman's midsection.

Attack roll 14+3=AC 17, damage 6+3=9. If she falls, it skitters around the corner, looking for the guy harassing Gittik.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The beetle does the samurai in; she drops bleeding on the floor. It then skitters to L2, past Riese and Gittik.

still on initiative...


Male Human Cleric 4

Since it appears that there's no one left to fight at the moment...

Becton calls out, "If you need patching, say so...otherwise I'll have a hard time sorting wounds in all this blood spatter."

By the way, he's been standing in the room opposite everyone else all this time...did he notice anything in there...or was he just too focused on combat and all?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gittik's at 12 h.p. of max 24
Beldan's at 2 h.p. of 12
Stiggy took 8 h.p. dmg from the berserker...

The room looks totally deserted of anything; it is as nature initially imagined it.
There's a few tidepools scattered amongst the stalagtites and stalagmites; pretty murky water.


Harvak moves to I4.


Any goodies to loot? Shinies for Gittik? +2 Magical Waraxes for Stig?

Wiping blood off himself.

"Wa diz fowk hae tae bleed a' place when ye chop them tae pieces? 'At fellow's bluid sprayed nigh tae th' ceilin'."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Still on initiative... ;)


Male Human Cleric 4
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Gittik's at 12 h.p. of max 24

Beldan's at 2 h.p. of 12
Stiggy took 8 h.p. dmg from the berserker...

Gittik - two wand shots for you:

1d8+1=6, 1d8+1=9

Beldan - 1d8+1=7

Stig - Healing Spell (1d8+2=7)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Silly me. I didn't even see Gittik's opponent drop... The beetle lasts another round, so I'll send it down the corridor to look for trouble next round. Good thing Altai speaks Celestial!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Everybody's healed up...

F+*~it. You guys search the dropped guys and get

masterwork rapier(duelist)
masterwork dagger(duelist)
masterwork chain shirt(samurai)
masterwork katana(samurai)
masterwork battleaxe(berserk northman)

About 400 gold pieces in coin and other stuff.

there's...somebody in the room where the elf fell; you can't get to the elf yet.
The smack-talking rapier wielder is gone, as is the berserk northman, but the chick is still alive; you can stabilize her wounds pretty quick.

From the room that the rapier-wielder came from, you hear frantic whispers.

From the hall that the berserk and the samurai came down, you hear screams and fighting, then you hear a booming voice bellowing,

"ORCUS!!! OOOOOOOR-CUUUUUUUSSSSS!!!

Top of initiative; you guys' move.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Thanks Becton,” Beldan looks up from where he was huddling on the floor, nursing his half hacked off arm, and grins weakly. “Almost good as new.”

He turns to the green woman, lying bleeding on the ground. “She’s not dead yet. We might be able to … ask her what’s going on … feisty as she is.” (Beldan seems to have a thing for psychos).

“Now … lets get you out of that chainmail shirt,” he mutters, trying to access her most serious wounds, after kicking her sword behind him, out of her reach into the alcove.

Untrained heal check to stabilise: 13

A moment later his playing doctor is interrupted by a booming yell from further down the corridor.

“Uh oh…”

On his turn, he drags himself and the woman out of the corridor into the alcove to allow the others to get past.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Gittik has a quick peek round the corner from N2 into the room the whispering is coming from.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The room continues 15 feet down from the hall entrance on the north/south wall, and completes a rectangle.
There's two more in here: one is a tall human with all gold teeth, dressed in the robes of the Scarlet Brotherhood.
The other is a halfling female guttersnipe.
There's bolts of cloth lining the north wall, and kegs of something lining the south wall, and a table at r-s 3.
They're at r4(Tall monk) and s4(halfling).


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The wounds of the greenskinned samurai aren't gushing any more.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


masterwork rapier(duelist)
masterwork dagger(duelist)
masterwork chain shirt(samurai)
masterwork katana(samurai)
masterwork battleaxe(berserk northman)
About 400 gold pieces in coin and other stuff.

I've got this stuff on my loot list for later guys.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


Top of initiative; you guys' move.

I can't even get into that room with my move. Move to L2.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Stiggy waddles down the hall to back Gittik's play.

Riese; Elgan; Altai...Becton's at I3, behind Harvak, after the healings.


Male Human Cleric 4

If needed, Becton will finish Beldan's efforts and patch the green woman up for further questioning later...it seems.

Standing by otherwise to see what mayhem happens next...


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"There two more here!"

Charges to Q3, attacks the monk. Attack roll = 6 + 2 for charge + 8 (I'm assuminjg I'm still raging, or at least a bit narky, for the next round or two) = 16. Damage = 2 + 4 = 6.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gittik misses the monk.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

There's only Elgan left to go in this round; really not sure if you want him to go help Gittik or head down the hall with Harvak, or I'd dmpc something real quick...


Can't tell where people are anymore. I only placed the ones that stated their positions. From reading back it seems that some people are in the same squares, like Beldan and Becton.

>>>>>MAP<<<<<


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

meh...Elgan runs up, under the table at r3, and bites the monk.
He misses.

The monk punches Gittik twice; misses both times.
The halfling stabs at Elgan; hits; Elgan takes 3 h.p. damage.

Allright; new round.


Moves his max to P3.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
The Mapper wrote:

Can't tell where people are anymore. I only placed the ones that stated their positions. From reading back it seems that some people are in the same squares, like Beldan and Becton.

>>>>>MAP<<<<<

Altai's at E1.

Stiggy's at L2.
Riese is at J2.
Gittik is at q3.
Elgan is at r3 under the table.
Beldan is in an alcove to the west, off of I3
Becton is at I3.
Harvak is at I4.

There's a human monk at R4, and a halfling rogue at s4.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Moves his max to P3.

Stiggy looks down at the "elf." He's not dead, but he's not doing anything.

He actually looks more like a drow/human half elf, with ashy gray skin.
He has a combat wand and a masterwork longsword on his belt. He wears a totally undamaged chain shirt.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


Stiggy looks down at the "elf." He's not dead, but he's not doing anything.

"Doon git up, laddie."


>>>>>UPDATED MAP<<<<<


Male Human Rogue 14

Thanks mate


Male Human Cleric 4
The Mapper wrote:
>>>>>UPDATED MAP<<<<<

Indeed...thanks!

Assuming that the green woman is stable, and won't be going anywhere soon, Becton moves to N3 to provide support (and crossbow) as needed for now.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Gittik has at the monk once more.

Roll to hit with scimitar = 3 + 6 = 9 = miss. Roll to hit with kukri = 19 + 6 = 25, roll to confirm crit = 14 + 6 = 20, damage = 2 + 2 = 4, 8 if critical is confirmed.

Heathy, your call, but I suspect I will run out of rage next round after being healed and all.

By the way, thanks for the support guys, but Harvak and Beldan are down the passage with "Oooorcuuus!"


Male Human Rogue 14

"Why's everyone headed that way?" Beldan asks Harvak, gesturing back up the passage. "The scary sounding guy is that way," pointing down the passage.


Male Human Cleric 4

"Because we don't want anyone flanking us with a surprise attack.."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The monk takes a lungwound from the kukri; somehow he manages teeteringly to fight on.

Harvak; Beldan; Riese; Elgan; Altai left this round...

From down the hallway you hear, "HA HA!!! GROG!!! GROG AND MUTTON!!! HUR HUR HUR!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

This is round five, so I guess Gittik has next round before his rage peters out.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan will delay until Harvak goes. If Harvak heads down the passage towards “Orcus”, Beldan will tail him.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

ORRRRRR-CUUUUUUUUS!!!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

The beetle zooms down the corridor and throws itself at the Scarlet Brother. Attack 15+3=AC 18, damage 6+3+1(smite evil)=10. It then disappears, leaving behind nothing but a pleasant scent of fresh herbs.

Altai sprints down the corridor and picks up the quasi-elf's fancy firearm. "What have we stumbled into?", he asks nobody in particular.

I now occupy O2


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Mmmm - smell nice."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:

The beetle zooms down the corridor and throws itself at the Scarlet Brother. Attack 15+3=AC 18, damage 6+3+1(smite evil)=10. It then disappears, leaving behind nothing but a pleasant scent of fresh herbs.

Altai sprints down the corridor and picks up the quasi-elf's fancy firearm. "What have we stumbled into?", he asks nobody in particular.

I now occupy O2

It's a fakeywand(tm) of ice, 1d4. In the discussion thread, post #270, fakey put up a spoiler with the goods on them.

The monk goes down under the pinscers of the heavenly arthropod.


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

Riese moves towards the voice screaming Orcus and, if he sees him, fires off his wand-1d20 7=22 concentrate, 1d20 3=20 ranged touch, 1d6 2=4 damage.
That would be last round, if Riese couldn't see the dude yet he would move further (not too far from the group!) and fire, or if he already fired off a shot he would fire a second, your call Heath. Let me know where I end up.


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the hall winds to I4, J4, K4,5,6,7 and into a seacave that occupies k-p 8-14. at squares "15" is the ocean. Riese gets to k7 and fires off his 2 attacks.

At LMN 12 is a boat overturned; the remnants of two savaged smugglers, torn limb from limb, are draped over it. l-p rank 8 is taken up with 20 casks of brandy. At NO 10-11 stands a merrow, an aquatic ogre. He wields a heavy flail with a skull-shaped metal ball on a chain. His arm is inserted through the back end of a medium hammerhead shark, sans dorsal fin, pectoral fins, and tail; it serves as a ghastly shield.

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