Heathy's Saltmarsh Campaign


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Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP
Beldan Vale wrote:

As for a haunted mansion, I heard about places like that … usually the haunting turns out to be some guy who just wants everyone to stay away, and who has a stash of valuables hidden in the attic. Bring it on!”

EDIT: "Hang on, missing orphan? ... damn ... we should probably see if we can help ..."

And I'da gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been fer you meddlin' kids and that dog of yers! ;P


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[ooc]first thing I thought when I saw the Tenser avatar...."Rooby rooby roo!"


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP
Beldan Vale wrote:

suit of leather armor: sold for 5gp

Light Crossbow: sold for 17.5gp
450g.p.
a mwk battleaxe – sold for 155gp
2 mwk rapiers sold for 320gp
3 mwk long swords – sold for 472.5gp unless someone wants one
1 suit of fullplate – sold for 750gp

Including the 500gp credit note, that’s 333gp, 7sp and 5cp each.

Beldan will “buy back” one of the m.work rapiers.

Make sure you divided by one less, Riese is already more than covered (the rest of which will come from future treasures, still oweing around 700gp to the group), if questioned about it he will get indignant and say something like "My companions abandoned all the loot that I stuck my neck and reputation out to procure and left me 'holding the bag' as it were. Even after I helped to defend them with my wondrous magicks! I took care of smoothing over all parties involved and you should count your blessings that their was anyone brave enough and righteous enough to stick about and handle the authorities as ONE SUCH AS I!"


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
first thing I thought when I saw the Tenser avatar...."Rooby rooby roo!"

[ooc]I guess Riese best fits the 'Thelma' role in the group....


M Halfling Barbarian 10

(With his share of the stash, Gittik will buy a masterwork kukri.)


How much gold do we get?


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By Riese kicking back in his share, 381.43 g.p. each.


Harvak heads out to shop for a Masterworked Dwarven Waraxe
He seeking two so if he comes across a matching pair...


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You find one at the metalworker's guild for 360 g.p. You ain't got enough for two of them.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
You find one at the metalworker's guild for 360 g.p. You ain't got enough for two of them.

Oh I knew that

Sold/ But does he have two?

Harvak eyes over his new shiny blade, feels the grip, imagines what it's gonna be like when he has two!chop choppy chop!


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(lol) you know you need ewp: dwarven waraxe to wield them one-handed, right? ;)


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
(lol) you know you need ewp: dwarven waraxe to wield them one-handed, right? ;)

Yep just gettin ready...


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
(lol) you know you need ewp: dwarven waraxe to wield them one-handed, right? ;)

Beat me to the post....


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He's got two--just lettin' ya know.
I know what Harvak wants for Christmas.
Hmm...what's some things wit' lotsa hit points?


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

He's got two--just lettin' ya know.

I know what Harvak wants for Christmas.
Hmm...what's some things wit' lotsa hit points?

blame Stiggy


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maybe Stig could make you one...everybody knows that dwarves can make anything.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
maybe Stig could make you one...everybody knows that dwarves can make anything.

Stiggy's gonna buy his. He's usually too drunk to make s!*~ like that.


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Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
maybe Stig could make you one...everybody knows that dwarves can make anything.
Stiggy's gonna buy his. He's usually too drunk to make s#&& like that.

Infidel!!!


Male Mul Warrior 4 (SRD generic class)

My Dada was a dwarf and he taught me to make weapons....and you call yourself a dwarf?!?!


He made the one he's using. He's afraid it's gonna shatter.

And the bald guy, not a dwarf. Gigolo half breed bastard.


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Hey! I thought Athas was cut off from the rest of the multiverse.


Male Human Rogue 14

If he has time before the group gets going to the manor or wherever they’re off to next, Beldan will try to hunt down some masterwork thieves tools.

Gather Information check? 7+5 = 12


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A shady looking character named Carlos in an alley will act as a buyer/gobetween with the black market, for a small finders fee up front of 10 g.p.
He says he'll meet you back here in an hour, with the stuff, if you've got the money.

lol--fakey wonders where I get all this stuff. Carlos sold Cuban cigars etc. in Panama City, Panama.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan agrees, but he’s fairly cautious. He heads back to the alley after about fifteen minutes, with no more gold than he needs to buy the stuff and pay the guy. He hides behind some barrels and keeps watch, making sure the guy doesn’t come back with some friends to mug him. Hide: 20+8 = 28 Spot: 5+1 = 6 … its dark in the alley, which makes hiding easy but seeing hard.

And he has his rapier with him just in case.

Assuming all goes smoothly, he hands over 110gp for the masterwork tools.


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Carlos shows back up!

spot check

He's smiling. He opens up a velvet-lined box for you; lets your hands and eyes go over the cunningly made picks and tumblerbumpers, and spoons, all lovely, dainty implements.
"They're solid steel, totally beautiful." They're glazed over with a chrome paintjob--no good diddling a lock with shiny picks to give you away.
"All yours, for the money."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

I don't know which is worse, having a character not used to having money, so he doesn't know what to spend it on, or a player that doesn't know what he wants his character to have! LoL!

Elgan looks at the largest pile of coins he has ever seen, and then slides it into his pack. He listens to the others talk about what they are going to spend theirs on, and even goes with Harvak to the smith when he purchases his axe. Later, as the others are gathered for a drink, he is still pondering,...

I'll figure out something. Too tired to 'go shopping' through the Magic Item Compendium right now. ;P


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Carlos shows back up!

spot check

He's smiling. He opens up a velvet-lined box for you; lets your hands and eyes go over the cunningly made picks and tumblerbumpers, and spoons, all lovely, dainty implements.
"They're solid steel, totally beautiful." They're glazed over with a chrome paintjob--no good diddling a lock with shiny picks to give you away.
"All yours, for the money."

Did you ask for another spot check? 14+1 = 15.


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Beldan Vale wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Carlos shows back up!

spot check

He's smiling. He opens up a velvet-lined box for you; lets your hands and eyes go over the cunningly made picks and tumblerbumpers, and spoons, all lovely, dainty implements.
"They're solid steel, totally beautiful." They're glazed over with a chrome paintjob--no good diddling a lock with shiny picks to give you away.
"All yours, for the money."

Did you ask for another spot check? 14+1 = 15.

Yes I did. You don't see anything, just some pigeons breaking air and scattering off into the sky. You get that eerie feeling you're being watched, but that's it. What do you do? Give him the money?


Meanwhile at the metalworker's guild...

"MW Maqahuitl how much Harvak sell this for?"


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Harvak wrote:


Meanwhile at the metalworker's guild...

"MW Maqahuitl how much Harvak sell this for?"

They'll give you 250 g.p. for it.

"Aye," he says, "et might do in a rooost munster real wall."


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


"Aye," he says, "et might do in a rooost munster real wall."

what's that you say?


Harvak unsheaths the huge MW Black Razor replica greatsword.
"What about this my good man what is this worth I been wondering?"


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Harvak wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


"Aye," he says, "et might do in a rooost munster real wall."
what's that you say?

"Rust Monster..."

WRT the BRazor replica,....he'll give you another mwork dwarven waraxe for it. Damn telepathic blacksmiths.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"Rust Monster..."

"Good to know!, I'll hold onto the Maqahuitl and the sword for now. I'll be back for the other waraxe later".


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"Hreet, wee bigyunn."

TRANSL: okay; see you later, big dude.


Harvak and Elgan head back to the inn. Harvak need bath. He also needs to change his bandages from the bar fight and clean his wounds.

"Harvak when walking about in the city always look down alleys and other such places in city. Harvak a little paranoid about all the places in here".


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Gittik peers curiously at the piece of paper that Stiggy translated for him. How strange, that writing could express so many things. He would go to Jane, and learn from her.

Using the map, he finds his way to her house and kocks on the door.


Gittik wrote:

Using the map, he finds his way to her house and kocks on the door.

He takes it out and beats it on the door! that dude is to the point!


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Gittik:

A big, burly human(?) matronly woman brings her teeth with her to the door. A human cub about your size, face damasked with snot and dirt holds her apron strings. The mancub concentrates intently on you as it digs in it's nose.
"Hallo. Can I help you, child?" she asks you.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Me want see Jane. She teach me. She give me paper."


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She looks at the proferred script, studies it for a second.

Then...
"Waat's it say?"

eventually, she tells Gittik that Jane's at work at the book place. She'll be home at supper time. It's this meal everybody eats together at night. If he wants, she can tell him how to get to the book place.


Stig's going to go out and get a masterwork Dwarven Waraxe and sell his old one.


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Right on. They hook you up.

They also ask if you know how to make masterwork dwarven waraxes and/if want some work; seems that demand's gone up sharply for them in the last few days.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Right on. They hook you up.

They also ask if you know how to make masterwork dwarven waraxes and/if want some work; seems that demand's gone up sharply for them in the last few days.

Stig explains that he hasn't finished Masterwork school, but he does point out that the axe he is trading in is one he made himself.

"'At is th' best Ah hae goot in me fur noo, Ah guess. Mah auld cheil sent me awa' coz Ah was a wee slaw in learnin' th' MacHammar business."


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They buy it anyhow. They put a "dwarvenbilt" 15% markup on the axe.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Harvak wrote:

Harvak and Elgan head back to the inn. Harvak need bath. He also needs to change his bandages from the bar fight and clean his wounds.

"Harvak when walking about in the city always look down alleys and other such places in city. Harvak a little paranoid about all the places in here".

"Ah unnerstan's complet'ly Harvak." Elgan replies, looking down the alleys and hidey holes himself.

"Whut Ah don' unnerstan' is how ahny intelligent bein', even humans, kin live lahk this. Whole place give meh da shivvah's. Meks meh miss the Dark Center o' da Dreadwood. Leastways dere' ah knew whut could kill me!"


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
They buy it anyhow. They put a "dwarvenbilt" 15% markup on the axe.

"C&+#s"


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Elgan Dreadwood wrote:
Harvak wrote:

Harvak and Elgan head back to the inn. Harvak need bath. He also needs to change his bandages from the bar fight and clean his wounds.

"Harvak when walking about in the city always look down alleys and other such places in city. Harvak a little paranoid about all the places in here".

"Ah unnerstan's complet'ly Harvak." Elgan replies, looking down the alleys and hidey holes himself.

"Whut Ah don' unnerstan' is how ahny intelligent bein', even humans, kin live lahk this. Whole place give meh da shivvah's. Meks meh miss the Dark Center o' da Dreadwood. Leastways dere' ah knew whut could kill me!"

Elgan looks to the alleway he's passing, a habit he's subconsciously picked up from Harvak. He's just in time to see a housekeeper emptying a chamberpot out of a (British) first story (American) second story window. It's unwholesome contents splap to the ground, somewhat spattering a slumbering sot.


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Hee hee! I sit here for hours waiting for somebody to post. Not really; I just got home 15 minutes ago, popped on the compy, and Elgan was posting.

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