It's come to our attention that there are people here using their imaginations and having fun- and I'm here to put a stop to it!
Emesis, commonly known as vomiting (not to be confused to Regurgitation which is specifically defined as a small quantity of throwing up exhibited by infants), has been declared... a breath weapon.
Our legal department is currently reviewing said specific 'vomit breath weapon' to determine if it is an aspect of our proprietary IP (i.e. belonging to a non-SRD property, specifically "a monster").
Note: any and all counter claims by Warner Bros. (reference film feature 'The Exorcist') have exceeded their time limits!
So take this as notice. IP violations will be handled with all vigor and expediency!
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*drinks candle*
*lights candle*
I'd like to say something...
*approaches podium*
I'm glad to see everyone could make it. There's going to be refreshments afterwards. Little cakes and sh*t. It'll be totally worth vomit guy dying when you see these cucumber cakes we had catered.
Anyway...the first time I met vomit guy was on the boards, he puked on the thread that I was adding to and I realized, here is someone who really gets it...syrup of Ipacac that is.
*reluctantly lights a candle when his threats go unheeded*
*eats one of H. Hunni's cakes, hoping that what was meant was 'cakes and sh*t' not that this is an actual 'cake made of dung'*
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::Amends Sebastian's sign to say "slippery when vomit is present" so as to prevent Sebastian from being sued for fraud and/or misrepresentation::But you didn't light a candle (vomit covered or otherwise). Come on, man, you've got to light a candle - Do it for Vomit Guy!!!
** spoiler omitted **
::Lights a vomit scented candle::
Mmm
*reluctantly lights a candle when his threats go unheeded*
*eats one of H. Hunni's cakes, hoping that what was meant was 'cakes and sh*t' not that this is an actual 'cake made of dung'*
Oh no, those really really are Cucumber Sh*t cakes, it's my Pep-pep's recipe. The catering people kept on asking if I was sure. What's their problem?
*Lights candle and tells Eyebite to get lost*
*Sprays the whole vigil, and I mean everyone, with gasoline. Laughs insanely and flees.
*lays on the floor prone and burning, AC 12
It's come to our attention that there are people here using their imaginations and having fun- and I'm here to put a stop to it!
Emesis, commonly known as vomiting (not to be confused to Regurgitation which is specifically defined as a small quantity of throwing up exhibited by infants), has been declared... a breath weapon.
Our legal department is currently reviewing said specific 'vomit breath weapon' to determine if it is an aspect of our proprietary IP (i.e. belonging to a non-SRD property, specifically "a monster").
Note: any and all counter claims by Warner Bros. (reference film feature 'The Exorcist') have exceeded their time limits!
So take this as notice. IP violations will be handled with all vigor and expediency!
This e-mail is confidential and may also be privileged. Please notify us immediately if you are not the intended recipient. You should not copy it, forward it or use it for any purpose or disclose the contents to any person. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify us as soon as possible and destroy your copy. Unless otherwise expressly stated, this e-mail is not intended to constitute a business letter, order form or other offer or invitation to you, nor does this e-mail form the basis of any contract. Contracts may not be concluded by e-mail and any contract or agreement attached is subject to contract and shall not and is not intended to create a legally binding relationship.
Comes back with more gas just for Mammon.
What's up Doc?
Morons
Blaaarrrrffffff!!!!We will have our revenge!!!
*Sprays the whole vigil, and I mean everyone, with gasoline. Laughs insanely and flees.
Vomit Guy will be missed :(
I think he's just a victim of a militant emetophobe. BTW, there was already plenty of barf on that thread :/
Soon these boards will be as Clearchannel Broadcasting.
*Anyone notice that the 4e Threads above gots a Sticky!
Soon these boards will be as Clearchannel Broadcasting.
Well aren't you a big meany, stink-head. Why are you making fun of certain people who might complain that your behavior is obnoxious. Meany!
Soon these boards will be as Clearchannel Broadcasting.Well aren't you a big meany, stink-head. Why are you making fun of certain people who might complain that your behavior is obnoxious. Meany!
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Okay, this is a bit too far, I think. Vomit Guy was fun and all, but these are really personal attacks. Passive aggressive ones, yes, but still personal. It's one thing to be Mr. In-Your-Face, it's another thing to do something like this.
** spoiler omitted **
Let it die and get out of my mind
We don't see eye to eye
Or hear ear to ear -Feist
I feel.
on a side note; Adventures in Youtube watch Leonard Nimoy sing about Bilbo Baggins...Its hurts us!
Tobus Neth is hurting my feelings! *Cries in corner*
Tobus Neth is hurting my feelings! *Cries in corner*
now now little kobold it's okay. looks I gots you a smurf to play with
Tobus Neth is hurting my feelings! *Cries in corner*now now little kobold it's okay. looks I gots you a ----- to play with
Get lost, smrf fool.
No more Vomit Guy????
Worst
Day
Ever....
*looks around...*
What the H#LL happened to all of the candles???
Get lost, smrf fool.
Keep it up dragon pup, I know a Guy whom will smarf all over you.
Lights a pine scented candle... (had to go find one, sorry)
What the F**K!!! I ain't cleanin this up! I QUIT
Kicks the sensitive artist.
Starts unpacking his Acme Napalm Raincloud Generator.