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“Self-pity is easily the most destructive of the non-pharmaceutical narcotics; it is addictive, gives momentary pleasure and separates the victim from reality.”

– John William Gardner


“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.”

– H.L. Mencken


A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday. - Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects


I carry the sun in a golden cup, the moon in a silver bag. - William Butler Yeats, "Those Dancing Days are Gone"

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Steven Purcell wrote:

“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.”

– H.L. Mencken

The preview text for that article displays in my browser as "When death approaches, use e-mail." Hilarious.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Steven Purcell wrote:

“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.”

– H.L. Mencken

The preview text for that article displays in my browser as "When death approaches, use e-mail." Hilarious.

Heh. The Globe and publishes a little column of miscellaneous odd stories every weekday so it was actually a story dealing with chimpanzees reactions to death for "when death approaches" and then a separate story "use email to fib" a few other things as well, and said column always ends with a quote, so I always like posting the quote and linking to the days miscellany. I figure it could prove amusing for those around here.


“Learn to reverence night and put away the vulgar fear of it, for, with the banishment of night from the experience of man, there vanishes as well a religious emotion, a poetic mood, which gives depth to the adventure of humanity.”

– Henry Beston


“His character was of an average kind, rather free from vices than distinguished by virtues.”

– Tacitus


“You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank.”

– Bobby Jones (1902-71). The golfer once penalized himself one stroke, the margin of his defeat, in a national championship golf match after driving his ball into the woods and, unseen, accidentally nudging it.


“I abhor averages. I like the individual case. A man may have six meals one day and none the next, making an average of three meals per day, but that is not a good way to live.”

– Louis Brandeis


...free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to inforamtion, for in his heart he dreams himself your master. - Commissioner Pravin Lal, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri


If I determine the enemies disposition of forces while I have no perceptible form, I can concentrate my forces while the enemy is fragmented. The pinnacle of military deployment approaches the formless: if it is formless, then even the deepest spy cannot discern it nor the wise make plans against it. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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"It's amazing how terrified people are of a substance which causes almost no physical harm, and merely makes people relax, think, laugh, and eat potato chips."
- attributed to Alex Berenyi and others


And they are describing...?

Liberty's Edge

Orthos wrote:
And they are describing...?

Marijuana.


Steven Purcell wrote:
...free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to inforamtion, for in his heart he dreams himself your master. - Commissioner Pravin Lal, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

Freedom good. Statism bad! ;)


“A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it.”

– Oscar Wilde


"TIER FISHY, AIR BREATHERS!" Mr. Fishy


"Tell your DM Mr. Fishy said it's OK" Mr. Fishy


“Is mother-love vile because a hen shows it, or fidelity base because dogs possess it?”

–Thomas Huxley, Man’s Place in Nature (1863)


“Poverty and slavery are … only two forms of – one might almost say two words for – the same thing, the essence of which is that a man’s energies are expended for the most part not on his own behalf but on that of others; the outcome being partly that he is overloaded with work, partly that his needs are very inadequately met.”

– Arthur Schopenhauer

Liberty's Edge

"If Stevie Wonder could write happy songs as a blind black man in the 1960s, then nü-metal bands have no right to complain about their white, suburban existence in their music."
- Ben Folds


“There is a certain weary look that appears on the faces of those who are bored. Look out for the weary look when you associate with people.”

– E.W. Howe (1853-1937)


I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once more able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone. Even though large parts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Old. - Winston Churchill


"One must consider the final result." - Niccolo Machiavelli


"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." - Edmund Burke

The Exchange

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

"If Stevie Wonder could write happy songs as a blind black man in the 1960s, then nü-metal bands have no right to complain about their white, suburban existence in their music."

- Ben Folds

~snort

Liberty's Edge

"If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
- Carl Sagan

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"Matter flows from place to place, and momentarily becomes you. Some people find this thought disturbing. I find the reality thrilling."
- Richard Dawkins

The Exchange

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

"Matter flows from place to place, and momentarily becomes you. Some people find this thought disturbing. I find the reality thrilling."

- Richard Dawkins

Order out of chaos.... read that somewhere else

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Pickles - "Guys, I know he's our son, but we can't keep doing this."
Nathan Explosion - "I think I know what you ... are... all trying to say. Um... uh... I think we need to build... a space helicopter."
- Metalocalypse


"War is hell." - Napoleon Bonaparte

Liberty's Edge

"Gimme a scotch, I'm starving."
- Tony Stark


"People have a distrust of Intelligence" - George W. Bush.

Liberty's Edge

Sublimity wrote:
"People have a distrust of Intelligence" - George W. Bush.

Ooh, double meaning.


If it were on purpose, one could see GWB as Wildean.


"Not to be a republican (19th century French republican) at 20 is proof of want of heart; to be one at 30 is proof of want of head." - François Guizot


“The bigger the front, the bigger the back.”

– Zen saying


“A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.”

– John le Carré

Shadow Lodge

"Life is an occasion, rise to it." -Mr. Magorium, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

"There comes a point when bravery becomes insanity." Edward Cullen, Twilight

Yes, I just qouted Twilight, can you just get over your self already? Even Orson Scott Card-author of the Ender saga-likes Stephinie Meyer's writing! Just get over the fact her vampires sparkle and learn to look at the great writing already!


Dragonborn3 wrote:

"Life is an occasion, rise to it." -Mr. Magorium, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

"There comes a point when bravery becomes insanity." Edward Cullen, Twilight

Yes, I just qouted Twilight, can you just get over your self already? Even Orson Scott Card-author of the Ender saga-likes Stephinie Meyer's writing! Just get over the fact her vampires sparkle and learn to look at the great writing already!

I believe that falls under the category of "even a broken clock is right twice a day."

Edit: I was being sarcastic, DB3 and different people have different standards of great. And I'd be interested in seeing a citation on that Orson Scott Card point. Besides it wasn't the sparkly vampires I was talking about when I made that point.


“If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we wouldn’t.”

– Emerson Pugh

Also from the linked article: a definition of wisdom:

What is wisdom?

Two professors of psychiatry at the University of California, San Diego, have asked a group of international experts to characterize the traits of intelligence, wisdom and spirituality, Psych Central News reports. The consensus definition of wisdom:

– It is uniquely human.

– It is a form of advanced cognitive and emotional development that is experience-driven.

– It is a personal quality, albeit rare.

– It can be learned, increases with age and can be measured.

– It is probably not enhanced by taking medication.


"a damn nice thing-the nearest run thing you ever saw." - The Duke of Wellington, describing the Battle of Waterloo

Shadow Lodge

Steven Purcell wrote:
Dragonborn3 wrote:

"Life is an occasion, rise to it." -Mr. Magorium, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

"There comes a point when bravery becomes insanity." Edward Cullen, Twilight

Yes, I just qouted Twilight, can you just get over your self already? Even Orson Scott Card-author of the Ender saga-likes Stephinie Meyer's writing! Just get over the fact her vampires sparkle and learn to look at the great writing already!

I believe that falls under the category of "even a broken clock is right twice a day."

I believe I said "get over it!"


"The opposition of events." - Harold Macmillan, late British Prime Minister, on the greatest difficulty facing a Prime Minister


Steven Purcell wrote:


What is wisdom?

Two professors of psychiatry at the University of California, San Diego, have asked a group of international experts to characterize the traits of intelligence, wisdom and spirituality, Psych Central News reports. The consensus definition of wisdom:

– It is uniquely human.

– It is a form of advanced cognitive and emotional development that is experience-driven.

– It is a personal quality, albeit rare.

– It can be learned, increases with age and can be measured.

– It is probably not enhanced by taking medication.

"Wisdom is the ability to think." Mr. Fishy


::Wanders into thread concealed underneath an extraordinarily long great coat::

The Exchange

Mr.Fishy wrote:
Steven Purcell wrote:


What is wisdom?

Two professors of psychiatry at the University of California, San Diego, have asked a group of international experts to characterize the traits of intelligence, wisdom and spirituality, Psych Central News reports. The consensus definition of wisdom:

– It is uniquely human.

– It is a form of advanced cognitive and emotional development that is experience-driven.

– It is a personal quality, albeit rare.

– It can be learned, increases with age and can be measured.

– It is probably not enhanced by taking medication.

"Wisdom is the ability to think." Mr. Fishy

I can not agree less. Some people think.... but only in the widest stretch of the imagination.


Steven Purcell wrote:

“If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we wouldn’t.”

– Emerson Pugh

Also from the linked article: a definition of wisdom:

What is wisdom?

Two professors of psychiatry at the University of California, San Diego, have asked a group of international experts to characterize the traits of intelligence, wisdom and spirituality, Psych Central News reports. The consensus definition of wisdom:

– It is uniquely human.

– It is a form of advanced cognitive and emotional development that is experience-driven.

– It is a personal quality, albeit rare.

– It can be learned, increases with age and can be measured.

– It is probably not enhanced by taking medication.

- It is definitely not enhanced by alcohol....


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Steven Purcell wrote:

“If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we wouldn’t.”

– Emerson Pugh

Also from the linked article: a definition of wisdom:

What is wisdom?

Two professors of psychiatry at the University of California, San Diego, have asked a group of international experts to characterize the traits of intelligence, wisdom and spirituality, Psych Central News reports. The consensus definition of wisdom:

– It is uniquely human.

– It is a form of advanced cognitive and emotional development that is experience-driven.

– It is a personal quality, albeit rare.

– It can be learned, increases with age and can be measured.

– It is probably not enhanced by taking medication.

- It is definitely not enhanced by alcohol....

Gee somehow that doesn't qualify as surprising... ;-)

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