Wayfinder, PaizoCon Founder
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Is that the response you got or are you running away from someone seriously thinking about shaving their head, using a magic marker to put a bar code on the back of their head, referring to themself as "2-7-3-4-9", and telling some random person to keep some cheap piece of junk safe for 30 years and then call some random number?Ummm...
*Flees from strange time travelers*
Pfffft. Silly person. Bar codes are soooooo 2083. DNA tracking....now THAT is the future! Besides, no one in the future would stand for mandatory head shaving. The greys would be insulted, and impose economic sanctions on the Earth and its colonies...just 'cuz.
Your travel through the ages is to me as a fly before the eyes of a man with constipation crouching over a malodorous hole in an outhouse.
I exist throughout time.
Tremble before me. Worship me.
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Your travel through the ages is to me as a fly before the eyes of a man with constipation crouching over a malodorous hole in an outhouse.
I exist throughout time.
Tremble before me. Worship me.
...Bloody hell. "Ooh, look at me, I'm omnitemporal! Worship my glory!"
Old hat. Talk to me when you successfully outlive multiple timestreams and can legitimately claim to be older than time. The only entity I know of in this multiversal array who can claim *that* is the Simurgh...
Your travel through the ages is to me as a fly before the eyes of a man with constipation crouching over a malodorous hole in an outhouse.
I exist throughout time.
Tremble before me. Worship me.
This Scooby-Doo guy is really gettin' on my nerves.
I predict KC is about to go off on another violent rampage. Of course, it's not much of a prediction, since that's pretty common around here. And as a time-traveler, I've already seen how this turns out in several timelines.
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I predict KC is about to go off on another violent rampage. Of course, it's not much of a prediction, since that's pretty common around here. And as a time-traveler, I've already seen how this turns out in several timelines.
But you missed that branch over there, and it certainly is a fascinating one.
Who knew KC could have it in him to become president and replace Congress with more kobolds?
I predict KC is about to go off on another violent rampage. Of course, it's not much of a prediction, since that's pretty common around here. And as a time-traveler, I've already seen how this turns out in several timelines.But you missed that branch over there, and it certainly is a fascinating one.
Who knew KC could have it in him to become president and replace Congress with more kobolds?
Of course he can do that. I didn't mean to imply he was limited to whacking people. And I am only looking at one brief moment in one timeline right now.
Besides, a world run by kobolds would be an improvement over the apes in Congress these days.
Ahem!
As I said, I am the HIGH EVOLUTIONARY, bow before me!
...please?
Ahem!
As I said, I am the HIGH EVOLUTIONARY, bow before me!
...please?
You asked nicely.
But I think not.
Ahem!
As I said, I am the HIGH EVOLUTIONARY, bow before me!
...please?
You asked nicely.
But I think not.
Rooby-Rooby-Roo!
I predict KC is about to go off on another violent rampage. Of course, it's not much of a prediction, since that's pretty common around here. And as a time-traveler, I've already seen how this turns out in several timelines.But you missed that branch over there, and it certainly is a fascinating one.
Who knew KC could have it in him to become president and replace Congress with more kobolds?
Bwahahahaha!!!
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Of course he can do that. I didn't mean to imply he was limited to whacking people. And I am only looking at one brief moment in one timeline right now.
Besides, a world run by kobolds would be an improvement over the apes in Congress these days.
I can't argue with that truth. My cousins, at least, understand the value of working together.
Ahem!
As I said, I am the HIGH EVOLUTIONARY, bow before me!
...please?
I predate you and continue past the end of your multiversal timeline. Plus as a proper draconic entity, I'm not built in a way that would permit me to do what you bipeds consider 'bowing'. So no.
Rooby-Rooby-Roo!
Ah! One of my canine followers!
Your travel through the ages is to me as a fly before the eyes of a man with constipation crouching over a malodorous hole in an outhouse.
I exist throughout time.
Tremble before me. Worship me.
Uh, no.
Ah! One of my canine followers!Rooby-Rooby-Roo!
Shouldn't Scooby be with Fred?
Yum. Those tasted good.
Yeah, someone asked me if I wanted to play Godzilla. I asked, 'I know I'm reptilian and all, but how can I be at all big enough to play Godzilla?'. He looked at my potbelly, and I killed him.
How long is it going to be until Kobold Cleaver resorts to time travel to try to work out why he keeps turning into a smurf? Or did he try it already? (Perhaps he has offended/is offending/will likely offend some Higher Power of the message boards, who is randomly 'smurfing' him?)
EDIT:
Ah-ha! I find out that he will turn out to have discovered the truth the previous day! (Relative to GMT, that is, assuming that Kobold Cleaver is somewhere between EST and PST.)
Your travel through the ages is to me as a fly before the eyes of a man with constipation crouching over a malodorous hole in an outhouse.
I exist throughout time.
Tremble before me. Worship me.
I resemble that comment.
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Your travel through the ages is to me as a fly before the eyes of a man with constipation crouching over a malodorous hole in an outhouse.
I exist throughout time.
Tremble before me. Worship me.
I resemble that comment.
Oh, for the love of Primal Chaos. *Another* wannabe godling-immortal coming out of the woodwork? At this rate I'm tempted to jump back to the singularity and tweak the freezeout of the physical laws to prevent stable matter (and thus life) from ever arising.
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3) The Past - This one is more for beginners. Basically dress in period clothing (preferably Victorian era) and stagger around amazed at everything. Since the culture's set in place already, you have more of a template to work off of. Some pointers:
- Airplanes are terrifying. Also, carry on conversations with televisions for a while.
- Discover and become obsessed with one trivial aspect of technology, like automatic grocery doors. Stay there for hours playing with it.
- Be generally terrified of people who are dressed immodestly compared to your era. Tattoos and shorts on women are especially scary.
Its not a beginners thing, there I was thrust forward through time from the Age of KISS at the miserable rate of one second per second. As the Decades just flew by, the temporal field continued to destabilize and I aged due to the terrible effects of temporal radiation, I could only contemplate the futility of it all...
I resemble that comment.Your travel through the ages is to me as a fly before the eyes of a man with constipation crouching over a malodorous hole in an outhouse.
I exist throughout time.
Tremble before me. Worship me.
Hehe. This is my pbp character's pet dog in Heathansson's Saltmarsh campaign. I changed the avatar name yesterday from The High Evolutionary to Tenser, boy was I glad you spelled your moniker differently.
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December 8th!
From Dresden Codak on Koala Wallop
You must spend the entire day in costume and character. The only rule is that you cannot actually tell anyone that you are a time traveler. Other than that, anything's game.
So as The next Mayor...If I hold a December 8th Pretend to be a Timetraveller day, with a few in character actors doing their own thing...all for the kids and their families, then I wont hear cries for payment?
Isn't Hollywood coming out with a remake of Soylent Green?
Shrek 15 was pretty decent, especially since Nick Logue was directing. Dunno about the donkey love scenes though- making love to your dinner was a bit American Pie.
Hang on...
oops.
<remodulates sonic screwdriver>
don't mind me.... carry on.
pop
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Please, not this thread again!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Please, not this thread again!!!!!
But this thread is so Smurftacular!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Please, not this thread again!!!!!But this thread is so Smurftacular!
Okay, that is it. Die.
Kobold Cleaver:
Your heroic sacrifice, you should have known, will about to have not been in vain! Depending on the frequency of the smurf ratios, that is to say.
Time-warping threads, and this again . . . I think we've done a little too much damage to the time-space continuum in this universe. Kassil, you wouldn't happen to have a means of fixing this, would you?
Entire pieces of the time steam are being deleted.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !
You think we should celebrate it somehow?
You think we should celebrate it somehow?
How about getting back on topic? Or is that too crazy an idea?
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Wayfinder, PaizoCon Founder
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You think we should celebrate it somehow?How about getting back on topic? Or is that too crazy an idea?
We DID celebrate it....6.5 years from now. He just failed to look at his transdimensional chronometer, that's all.
Ah, CourtFool, I see that you decided to partake of the adaptive DNA procedure they devised in 2165....but, I have to ask....WHY a POODLE?!?!?
They are yappy, annoying animals. Much like me.
They are yappy, annoying animals. Much like me.
Okay, that is it. First the smrfs, then this thread popping up, and now this. If anyone is going to be an yappy annoying animal, it is going to me ME. Not you, ME.
Bring it, Scaly!
They are yappy, annoying animals. Much like me.Okay, that is it. First the smrfs, then this thread popping up, and now this. If anyone is going to be an yappy annoying animal, it is going to me ME. Not you, ME.
Hmm. Seems like the 21st century to me . . . KC is still at it . . . guess I should be nice and leave a case of munitions for his anti-smrf crusade.
Have some grenades, KC!
*To the sound of a Worms-style weapon drop*
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Well I think it’s just ludicrous and I couldn’t agree more. Professor Plato is just a pain in the arse. And don’t get me started on Xenophon, that mercenary!
*Everyone* knows the Socratic Method is the best! We’ve been using it for years. It’s what we’re used to, it’s what we enjoy. Why go and change it now? I’ve already got all of this papyrus sitting on my bookcase that details at length the Socratic Method. Plus I’ve purchased all the add-on Dialogues as well! That’s a huge investment! I think Plato and his cronies are just money hungry cad’s wanting us to buy *their* new papyrus scrolls with all these new “improvements” on the Socratic Method. Like it needs improving! I say we just take the Socratic Method, maybe tweak it a bit here and there for the current times, and just keep using that! That’ll show Plato and his crowd! Who’s with me!?