| the DZA |
Scene from Goodsmurfs:
Grouchy Smurf: You're really funny.
Jokey Smurf: What do you mean I'm funny?
Grouchy Smurf: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny smurf.
Jokey Smurf: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Grouchy Smurf: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.
Jokey Smurf: Funny how? What's funny about it?
Papa Smurf: Jokey Smurf, no you got it all wrong.
Jokey Smurf: Whoa whoa, Papa Smurf. He's a big smurf, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Grouchy Smurf: Jus...
Jokey Smurf: What?
Grouchy Smurf: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Jokey Smurf: You mean...let me understand this cause...ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little smurfed up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to smurfin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Grouchy Smurf: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Jokey Smurf: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the smurf am I funny, what the smurf is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Grouchy Smurf: [long pause] Get the smurf out of here, Jokey!
Jokey Smurf: Ya mothersmurfer! I almost had him, I almost had him! Ya stuttering smurf ya! Brainy, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Grouchy. You may fold under questioning!
Aberzombie
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo, smurf who smurfs so much. It just so smurfens that your smurf here is only MOSTLY smurf. There's a big smurference between mostly smurf and all smurf. Mostly smurf is smurfly alive. With all smurf, well, with all smurf there's usually only one smurf you can smurf...... Smurf through his smurfs and smurf for loose smurf. "
Mike McArtor
Contributor
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My good smurfs. I depart soon from the office (after I take this pass on this section for PF10). I shall be away from the office and most computers for the weekend. I smurf it to you all to keep up the smurfiness. I have no doubt in my mind that Aberzombie will continue to smurf every smurf, but all you other smurfs need to smurf him by smurfing at least smurf per smurf. Otherwise, this smurf might smurf to a smurf smurf. And smurf smurf't smurf smurf. Smurf smurf, smurfs!!!!
| Evil Genius |
My good smurfs. I depart soon from the office (after I take this pass on this section for PF10). I shall be away from the office and most computers for the weekend. I smurf it to you all to keep up the smurfiness. I have no doubt in my mind that Aberzombie will continue to smurf every smurf, but all you other smurfs need to smurf him by smurfing at least smurf per smurf. Otherwise, this smurf might smurf to a smurf smurf. And smurf smurf't smurf smurf. Smurf smurf, smurfs!!!!
*Looks to the ceiling, raises blue fists to the sky*
SMURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF!!!!
(smurf)
| Hagor |
My good smurfs. I depart soon from the office (after I take this pass on this section for PF10). I shall be away from the office and most computers for the weekend. I smurf it to you all to keep up the smurfiness. I have no doubt in my mind that Aberzombie will continue to smurf every smurf, but all you other smurfs need to smurf him by smurfing at least smurf per smurf. Otherwise, this smurf might smurf to a smurf smurf. And smurf smurf't smurf smurf. Smurf smurf, smurfs!!!!
Smurf reporting for duty, smurf!
| Charles Evans 25 |
"Whoo-hoo-hoo, smurf who smurfs so much. It just so smurfens that your smurf here is only MOSTLY smurf. There's a big smurference between mostly smurf and all smurf. Mostly smurf is smurfly alive. With all smurf, well, with all smurf there's usually only one smurf you can smurf...... Smurf through his smurfs and smurf for loose smurf. "
Princess Smurf?- the miracle smurfer scene?
| Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits |
Hello. I'm Blighty Smurf. Fungal infection and thrall of Zuggtmoy.
All kneel before the queen and her mighty mushroom.
Hello. My name is Khellex Manpaw and I had absolutely nothing to do with that previous message. I'm a worshipper of Malar and lycanthropy runs in my blood.
No.
Seriously. It does. I been can you imagine a follower of Malar becoming a vegetarian. Its makes about much sense as a follower of Tempus cutting off his sword arm and taking up a career playing the violin. I eat vegetarians dammit. I mean someone has to keep the sheep in line before they graze the fields clean.
I hate mushrooms and smurfs stain my canines blue when I munch on them.
Enough touchy feely. Sheesh, feels like I'm in carnivores anonymous or something.
Well, I guess I'll leave you now.