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Kobold Cleaver is soooo Smurfy! You must be a Smurf in disguise!


kahoolin wrote:
Is it really true that if you put the word smurf in your post your avatar will become a smurf?

Uh, let's see. I sat on a mushroom built by a smurf and left a big stinky mess.

testing.....


BluePigeon wrote:
kahoolin wrote:
Is it really true that if you put the word ----- in your post your avatar will become a -----?

Uh, let's see. I sat on a mushroom built by a ----- and left a big stinky mess.

testing.....

Yup.

Sovereign Court

Ahh, that's better. Just needed to get my smurf on.


Scene from Goodsmurfs:

Grouchy Smurf: You're really funny.
Jokey Smurf: What do you mean I'm funny?
Grouchy Smurf: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny smurf.
Jokey Smurf: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Grouchy Smurf: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.
Jokey Smurf: Funny how? What's funny about it?
Papa Smurf: Jokey Smurf, no you got it all wrong.
Jokey Smurf: Whoa whoa, Papa Smurf. He's a big smurf, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Grouchy Smurf: Jus...
Jokey Smurf: What?
Grouchy Smurf: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Jokey Smurf: You mean...let me understand this cause...ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little smurfed up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to smurfin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Grouchy Smurf: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Jokey Smurf: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the smurf am I funny, what the smurf is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Grouchy Smurf: [long pause] Get the smurf out of here, Jokey!
Jokey Smurf: Ya mothersmurfer! I almost had him, I almost had him! Ya stuttering smurf ya! Brainy, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Grouchy. You may fold under questioning!


Smurfs are tasty.


Mike McArtor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Smurf Season!
Smurf season!
Smurf Season!
Smurf season!

Curse my feeble wit for not picking up on that, Aberzombie!!

Scarab Sages

"Smurfen up you primitive smurfheads."


the DZA wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Smrf Season!
Smrf season!
Smrf Season!
Smrf season!
Curse my feeble wit for not picking up on that, Aberzombie!!

Oh boy, it's Smrf Season! Time to put some meat in the ol' stew pot!


"Good. Bad. I'm the smurf with the gun."


Do the smurf!

\ 0 \
\ 0 /
/ 0 /

Scarab Sages

"Gimme some smurf, baby!"


"Only by working together can we turn him to the Dark Side of the Smurf."

Emperor Smurfatine to Smurf Vader

Dark Archive Contributor

Khellex, that's quite the name!

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Mike McArtor wrote:

Khellex, that's quite the name!

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I think so.

Smurfs @&^!%!


Anyways these two smurfs move to Waterdeep and see grafitto in blue on the castle wall.

~~~~Gargamell Was Here~~~~


Underneath that tidbit was another scrawled message:

Elminster smoked from my pipe and we still couldn't find that smurf.

K.A.

Scarab Sages

The Smurf in Black smurfed across the smurf, and the smurfslinger smurfed.


An existential question about smurf wardrobes:

Do all Smurfs wear white pants, or do they were pants in different colors and styles other than white


Back to chomping smurfs for breakfast in the morning.

:::chomp:::

:::chomp:::

:::chomp:::


The Theatrical Smurf ala Williams Shakespeare

To Smurf or not to Smurf, that is the the question.


Aberzombie wrote:
The Smurf in Black smurfed across the smurf, and the smurfslinger smurfed.

The smurf was the apotheosis of all smurfs; huge, standing to the sky for what looked eternity in all directions.

Dark Archive Contributor

Traveller Smurf? Awesome! The best part of that game was the character creation. I'm glad to see you survived being created. ;D


I just have to try this now.
Snork.
Ha! Snorks are immune!

Scarab Sages

Smurf?


This smurf is going to work tonight.

Scarab Sages

"Whoo-hoo-hoo, smurf who smurfs so much. It just so smurfens that your smurf here is only MOSTLY smurf. There's a big smurference between mostly smurf and all smurf. Mostly smurf is smurfly alive. With all smurf, well, with all smurf there's usually only one smurf you can smurf...... Smurf through his smurfs and smurf for loose smurf. "

Dark Archive Contributor

My good smurfs. I depart soon from the office (after I take this pass on this section for PF10). I shall be away from the office and most computers for the weekend. I smurf it to you all to keep up the smurfiness. I have no doubt in my mind that Aberzombie will continue to smurf every smurf, but all you other smurfs need to smurf him by smurfing at least smurf per smurf. Otherwise, this smurf might smurf to a smurf smurf. And smurf smurf't smurf smurf. Smurf smurf, smurfs!!!!

Liberty's Edge

Smurf?


A good smurf to ya all. as long as you can smurf the smurf way anyhow.


Mike McArtor wrote:
My good smurfs. I depart soon from the office (after I take this pass on this section for PF10). I shall be away from the office and most computers for the weekend. I smurf it to you all to keep up the smurfiness. I have no doubt in my mind that Aberzombie will continue to smurf every smurf, but all you other smurfs need to smurf him by smurfing at least smurf per smurf. Otherwise, this smurf might smurf to a smurf smurf. And smurf smurf't smurf smurf. Smurf smurf, smurfs!!!!

*Looks to the ceiling, raises blue fists to the sky*

SMURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF!!!!

(smurf)

Scarab Sages

Smurf Wallace:"Sons of Smurfland! I am Smurf Wallace."

Young Soldier Smurf:"Smurf Wallace is seven smurfs tall!"[i]

Smurf Wallace:[i]"Yes, I've smurfed. Smurfs men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd smurf the English with smurfballs from his eyes, and smurfs of lightning from his smurf."


Mike McArtor wrote:
My good smurfs. I depart soon from the office (after I take this pass on this section for PF10). I shall be away from the office and most computers for the weekend. I smurf it to you all to keep up the smurfiness. I have no doubt in my mind that Aberzombie will continue to smurf every smurf, but all you other smurfs need to smurf him by smurfing at least smurf per smurf. Otherwise, this smurf might smurf to a smurf smurf. And smurf smurf't smurf smurf. Smurf smurf, smurfs!!!!

Smurf reporting for duty, smurf!

Scarab Sages

Smurfiator: "My name is Maxismurf Decismurf Meridius, smurfer of the Smurfs of the North, General of the Smurf Legions, loyal smurf to the true Smurferor, Marcus Aurelius. Pappa Smurf to a smurfed son, husband to a smurfed wife. And I will have my smurf, in this smurf or the next.


Aberzombie wrote:

"Whoo-hoo-hoo, smurf who smurfs so much. It just so smurfens that your smurf here is only MOSTLY smurf. There's a big smurference between mostly smurf and all smurf. Mostly smurf is smurfly alive. With all smurf, well, with all smurf there's usually only one smurf you can smurf...... Smurf through his smurfs and smurf for loose smurf. "

Princess Smurf?- the miracle smurfer scene?


"Never smurf with a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Smurf-Tang Smurf ain't nuthin' ta smurf wit!
Smurf-Tang Smurf ain't nuthin' ta smurf wit!
Smurf-Tang Smurf ain't nuthin' ta smurf wit!


the DZA wrote:
"Never smrf with a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SON OF A SMRF!!!

Scarab Sages

"This smurf....smurf you whole. Lil' smurfin', lil' smurferizin', an down you smurf."


Hello. I'm Blighty Smurf. Fungal infection and thrall of Zuggtmoy.

All kneel before the queen and her mighty mushroom.


Khellex_Manpaw_Eats_Fleshy_Bits wrote:

Hello. I'm Blighty Smurf. Fungal infection and thrall of Zuggtmoy.

All kneel before the queen and her mighty mushroom.

Hello. My name is Khellex Manpaw and I had absolutely nothing to do with that previous message. I'm a worshipper of Malar and lycanthropy runs in my blood.

No.

Seriously. It does. I been can you imagine a follower of Malar becoming a vegetarian. Its makes about much sense as a follower of Tempus cutting off his sword arm and taking up a career playing the violin. I eat vegetarians dammit. I mean someone has to keep the sheep in line before they graze the fields clean.

I hate mushrooms and smurfs stain my canines blue when I munch on them.

Enough touchy feely. Sheesh, feels like I'm in carnivores anonymous or something.

Well, I guess I'll leave you now.


Cosmo wrote:

Smurf-Tang Smurf ain't nuthin' ta smurf wit!

Smurf-Tang Smurf ain't nuthin' ta smurf wit!
Smurf-Tang Smurf ain't nuthin' ta smurf wit!

"If what you smurf is true, the Smurflin and the Smurf-Tang could be dangerous. Do you smurf your Smurf-Tang sword can smurf me?"


Smurfs of unusual size? I don't think they smurf!


Fezzik, are there smrfs ahead?

The Exchange

If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?


This thread has affected me badly - I was sure the telly guide was advertising a film called "Deadly Smurf"...

Reggie


THE SMURF CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!

Scarab Sages

John Bernard Smurf: "I won't be smurfed. I won't be insmurfed. I won't be smurfed a-hand on. I don't smurf these smurfs to other smurfs, and I smurf the same from them."


I've eaten enough smurfs. I'll change my diet for a while. I'll go with fraggles, snorks and muppet babies.

Muppet babies. Mmmmmmmmm

:::slurp!:::

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