Corn pone. Porn cone.
Angry rant about the number of porn cones on this website.
Description of physical gestures intended to demonstrate that poster is trapped in a fictional box.
Description of physical gestures intended to demonstrate that poster dosn't know s&*#.
Post exclaiming the discovery of this thread and a tirade of chiding on how infantile it is and upbraiding of people using the premise that they must have no lives, to be bothered with this at all...
Realisation of the irony of the above chiding... three seconds after post is submitted ... Followed by alone ashamedness.
Minister without portfolio.
Stoned, monotone drone.
Prediction of end times.
Ridicule of eschatology and disdain for kerygma.
3 year old's Query about episode of Lost.
Haiku.
Pensive glare.
Statement that Jessica Alba can outstare you.
Declaration of attraction to the subject of the video linked to.
Post of no significance or relevance.
Adequate description of the internet.
Post that will invariably be ignored, thus fostering a burning resentment that will be pushed deep into the subcockles of the heart.
Piddle.
Piffle.
Inquiry as to whether others have seen "the new D&D movie," leaving others perplexed as to which movie poster is actually referring to.