Hypocritical call for peace.
Suggestion that poster has been mistaken for someone else, like a silver lizard.
Suggestion the entirety of individuals posting on this internet forum are here for you when you are ready to step out of the closet.
Post pondering whether they are discussing my generation.
Twinkie: Life Support - Diminished Eating (1 Active Point), Charges - 1 Continuing Lasting 20 Minutes (-½), Focus - Obvious Accessible Focus (-1), Gestures (-¼), Independent (-2) (1 Real Point)
Query regarding the apprehension of a rabbit and whether or not we are friends.
Post regarding the reveal of information at an event which only a handful of messageboard posters attended. Continued repartee of jokes which started at said event. Exclamation of the word "Awesome."
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Obviously unfeasible threat of physical violence. Claim of martial arts prowess that betrays a shallow understanding of same. Anecdote about what was done to the last person to f@~& with the poster, which leads one to suspect that the poster is still in junior high school.Smug post correcting the errors of the former post, clearly furthering the insult.Semi-literate vitriolic diatribe that confirms your suspicions.Post which consists of nothing except a quote, and a mathematical symbol, followed by an integer, to declare agreement with the sentiments expressed in the quoted post.Post insulting the quoted poster's education and intelligence.
Mocking post suggesting the prior poster has a pillow well-acquainted with his own tears.
Snide comment about how not everyone is a 'special little snowflake'.
Post finishes by offering to take up the offer of violence, in a fashion that suggests the poster is a morbidly obese middle-aged man who hasn't seen 'physically fit' for over two-third of his life.
Snide comment about how not everyone is a 'special little snowflake'.
Suggestion quoted poster's mom was special, little and a snowflake.
Post regarding the reveal of information at an event which only a handful of messageboard posters attended. Continued repartee of jokes which started at said event. Exclamation of the word "Awesome."
Post by corporate lawyer announcing that his 'clients' are 'quietly interested' in assuming control of the event and turning it into a multi-million dollar moneyspinner for the benefit of their board of directors and shareholders.
Irate defense of own mother, followed up by suggestion prior poster's mother is as cheap and easy as fast food.
Smug retort demonstrating ease of goading quoted poster.
I traveled to the US and got the flu
*sniffles*
Obviously unfeasible threat of physical violence. Claim of martial arts prowess that betrays a shallow understanding of same. Anecdote about what was done to the last person to f@~& with the poster, which leads one to suspect that the poster is still in junior high school.Smug post correcting the errors of the former post, clearly furthering the insult.Semi-literate vitriolic diatribe that confirms your suspicions.Post which consists of nothing except a quote, and a mathematical symbol, followed by an integer, to declare agreement with the sentiments expressed in the quoted post.Post insulting the quoted poster's education and intelligence.Mocking post suggesting the prior poster has a pillow well-acquainted with his own tears.
Snide comment about how not everyone is a 'special little snowflake'.
Post finishes by offering to take up the offer of violence, in a fashion that suggests the poster is a morbidly obese middle-aged man who hasn't seen 'physically fit' for over two-third of his life.
Escalation. Mention of bladed implements. Analogy with horror movie with a three letter name. Claim of prison time for unspecified crime. Sudden use of other poster's real name. Casual mention of other poster's home address. Chillingly accurate description of Kassil's study, and confirmation that he is morbidly obese.
I traveled to the US and got the flu
*sniffles*
Condescending mock sympathy.
Unsolicited home remedy that sounds dubiously risky.
Anecdote.
Lengthy discussion of puppet's many ailments, including hemorrhoids.
Voiced appreciation for the last working day of the week.
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Escalation. Mention of bladed implements. Analogy with horror movie with a three letter name. Claim of prison time for unspecified crime. Sudden use of other poster's real name. Casual mention of other poster's home address. Chillingly accurate description of Kassil's study, and confirmation that he is morbidly obese.Obviously unfeasible threat of physical violence. Claim of martial arts prowess that betrays a shallow understanding of same. Anecdote about what was done to the last person to f@~& with the poster, which leads one to suspect that the poster is still in junior high school.Smug post correcting the errors of the former post, clearly furthering the insult.Semi-literate vitriolic diatribe that confirms your suspicions.Post which consists of nothing except a quote, and a mathematical symbol, followed by an integer, to declare agreement with the sentiments expressed in the quoted post.Post insulting the quoted poster's education and intelligence.Mocking post suggesting the prior poster has a pillow well-acquainted with his own tears.
Snide comment about how not everyone is a 'special little snowflake'.
Post finishes by offering to take up the offer of violence, in a fashion that suggests the poster is a morbidly obese middle-aged man who hasn't seen 'physically fit' for over two-third of his life.
Post indicating that prior poster's mother has now been informed of what her 'precious little one' has been up to on the Internet, now that said poster has blown their cover.
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I traveled to the US and got the flu
*sniffles*
Statement of alarm with no foundation at present stating that Paizo is about to be wiped out by swine flu!
Much panicking.
Conclusion calling for immediate vaccinations and the best possible treatment by the world's most skilled physicians of all who attended PaizoCon.
Mocking post suggesting prior poster likely think swine flu comes from eating pork or kissing pigs.
I traveled to the US and got the flu.
Emphatic assertion that the US cannot give you the flu. Declaration that anyone who thinks otherwise is obviously a terrorist and a threat to American values.
Declaration that anyone who thinks otherwise is obviously a terrorist and a threat to American values.
Suggestion quoted poster forgot to include implications of fascist.
Suggestion quoted poster forgot to include implications of fascist.
Gleeful acceptance of suggestion.
Post in unknown language.
Twinkie: Life Support - Diminished Eating (1 Active Point), Charges - 1 Continuing Lasting 20 Minutes (-½), Focus - Obvious Accessible Focus (-1), Gestures (-¼), Independent (-2) (1 Real Point)
Post indicating that prior poster's mother has now been informed of what her 'precious little one' has been up to on the Internet, now that said poster has blown their cover.Escalation. Mention of bladed implements. Analogy with horror movie with a three letter name. Claim of prison time for unspecified crime. Sudden use of other poster's real name. Casual mention of other poster's home address. Chillingly accurate description of Kassil's study, and confirmation that he is morbidly obese.Obviously unfeasible threat of physical violence. Claim of martial arts prowess that betrays a shallow understanding of same. Anecdote about what was done to the last person to f@~& with the poster, which leads one to suspect that the poster is still in junior high school.Smug post correcting the errors of the former post, clearly furthering the insult.Semi-literate vitriolic diatribe that confirms your suspicions.Post which consists of nothing except a quote, and a mathematical symbol, followed by an integer, to declare agreement with the sentiments expressed in the quoted post.Post insulting the quoted poster's education and intelligence.Mocking post suggesting the prior poster has a pillow well-acquainted with his own tears.
Snide comment about how not everyone is a 'special little snowflake'.
Post finishes by offering to take up the offer of violence, in a fashion that suggests the poster is a morbidly obese middle-aged man who hasn't seen 'physically fit' for over two-third of his life.
Terrified pleading. Infinite offer. Conciliatory gesture.
Post in an unholy blending of Klingon and Elvish.
Obligatory quote from the Council of Elrond scene in the director's cut of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings.
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Terrified pleading. Infinite offer. Conciliatory gesture.Post indicating that prior poster's mother has now been informed of what her 'precious little one' has been up to on the Internet, now that said poster has blown their cover.Escalation. Mention of bladed implements. Analogy with horror movie with a three letter name. Claim of prison time for unspecified crime. Sudden use of other poster's real name. Casual mention of other poster's home address. Chillingly accurate description of Kassil's study, and confirmation that he is morbidly obese.Obviously unfeasible threat of physical violence. Claim of martial arts prowess that betrays a shallow understanding of same. Anecdote about what was done to the last person to f@~& with the poster, which leads one to suspect that the poster is still in junior high school.Smug post correcting the errors of the former post, clearly furthering the insult.Semi-literate vitriolic diatribe that confirms your suspicions.Post which consists of nothing except a quote, and a mathematical symbol, followed by an integer, to declare agreement with the sentiments expressed in the quoted post.Post insulting the quoted poster's education and intelligence.Mocking post suggesting the prior poster has a pillow well-acquainted with his own tears.
Snide comment about how not everyone is a 'special little snowflake'.
Post finishes by offering to take up the offer of violence, in a fashion that suggests the poster is a morbidly obese middle-aged man who hasn't seen 'physically fit' for over two-third of his life.
Post stating parent has not been informed, since the current poster was setting a lure to get prior poster to admit to own identity. Suggestion said parent might not be informed if prior poster shows up on time for scheduled gaming session with parent from now on. Mention of Hook Mountain being played next session, with suggestion to 'pack a mop'.
Post stating parent has not been informed, since the current poster was setting a lure to get prior poster to admit to own identity. Suggestion said parent might not be...Terrified pleading. Infinite offer. Conciliatory gesture.Post indicating that prior poster's mother has now been informed of what her 'precious little one' has been up to on the Internet, now that said poster has blown their cover.Escalation. Mention of bladed implements. Analogy with horror movie with a three letter name. Claim of prison time for unspecified crime. Sudden use of other poster's real name. Casual mention of other poster's home address. Chillingly accurate description of Kassil's study, and confirmation that he is morbidly obese.
Obviously unfeasible threat of physical violence. Claim of martial arts prowess that betrays a shallow understanding of same. Anecdote about what was done to the last person to f@~& with the poster, which leads one to suspect that the poster is still in junior high school.
Mocking post suggesting the prior poster has a pillow well-acquainted with his own tears.
Snide comment about how not everyone is a 'special little snowflake'.
Post finishes by offering to take up the offer of violence, in a fashion that suggests the poster is a morbidly obese middle-aged man who hasn't seen 'physically fit' for over two-third of his life.
Unconditional acceptance. Request to play psionics. Terrifying munchkinism. Anecdote about previous campaign. Weasel words.
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Unconditional acceptance. Request to play psionics. Terrifying munchkinism. Anecdote about previous campaign. Weasel words.Post stating parent has not been informed, since the current poster was setting a lure to get prior poster to admit to own identity. Suggestion said parent might not be...Terrified pleading. Infinite offer. Conciliatory gesture.Post indicating that prior poster's mother has now been informed of what her 'precious little one' has been up to on the Internet, now that said poster has blown their cover.
Indication that weasel words have been noted. Acceptance of psionics 'with approval'. Terrifyingly cheerful response to munchkinism, enough to strike abject fear in the heart of normal players, indicating either idiocy or ruthless Killer GM mentality.
Request to play psionics. Terrifying munchkinism. Anecdote about previous campaign.
Affirmation of standard operating procedure for D&D.
Indication that weasel words have been noted. Acceptance of psionics 'with approval'. Terrifyingly cheerful response to munchkinism, enough to strike abject fear in the heart of normal players, indicating either idiocy or ruthless Killer GM mentality.Unconditional acceptance. Request to play psionics. Terrifying munchkinism. Anecdote about previous campaign. Weasel words.Post stating parent has not been informed, since the current poster was setting a lure to get prior poster to admit to own identity. Suggestion said parent might not be...Terrified pleading. Infinite offer. Conciliatory gesture.Post indicating that prior poster's mother has now been informed of what her 'precious little one' has been up to on the Internet, now that said poster has blown their cover.
Cheering of ruthless killer GM mindset. Suggestions for "owning" psionic player characters prior to messy demise. Time-honored movie quote pertaining to killing player characters.
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Cheering of ruthless killer GM mindset. Suggestions for "owning" psionic player characters prior to messy demise. Time-honored movie quote pertaining to killing player characters.Indication that weasel words have been noted. Acceptance of psionics 'with approval'. Terrifyingly cheerful response to munchkinism, enough to strike abject fear in the heart of normal players, indicating either idiocy or ruthless Killer GM mentality.Unconditional acceptance. Request to play psionics. Terrifying munchkinism. Anecdote about previous campaign. Weasel words.Post stating parent has not been informed, since the current poster was setting a lure to get prior poster to admit to own identity. Suggestion said parent might not be...Terrified pleading. Infinite offer. Conciliatory gesture.Post indicating that prior poster's mother has now been informed of what her 'precious little one' has been up to on the Internet, now that said poster has blown their cover.
Post indicating that prior poster has been inspiration for 'editing' planned game session to 'acceptable' levels.