4ed. 4 word game

[Aberzombie]

Forgotten Realms. Someone had

[Trey]

skipped the site survey

[Aberzombie]

for the new location

[Trey]

of the Prancing Pony

[Aberzombie]

Inn and Burlesque Show.

[Trey]

Also, several succubi's papers

[Aberzombie]

were not in order

[Trey]

specifying "demon" where "devil"

[Heathansson]

and "yugoloth" and the

[Aberzombie]

identification card pictures weren't

[Heathansson]

going to say "abyss"

[Black Dow]

by demons be driven

[Aberzombie]

around in a new

[Heathansson]

feywild, where the leprechauns

[Aberzombie]

like to frolic among

[Patrick Curtin]

eladrin and spriggans with

[Jal Dorak]

no size changing or

[Aberzombie]

bad breath. These fey

[Jal Dorak]

murder new players indiscriminantly,

[Aberzombie]

paint buildings a random

[Jal Dorak]

chartreuse pallette. Ca c'est

[Patrick Curtin]

plus ca change plus

[Jal Dorak]

und sie muessen das

[Aberzombie]

Typically, the French surrendered

[Jal Dorak]

to aggressive GSL policing

[Heathansson]

and the 4e avengers

[Patrick Curtin]

marched the Champs Élysées

[Aberzombie]

in protest, demanding equal

[Jal Dorak]

pay for equal classes,

[Aberzombie]

better health benefits, and

[Jal Dorak]

more points of light.

[Trey]

Thousands, in fact. Former

[Aberzombie]

scribe turned unruly king

[Jal Dorak]

went down in a

[Heathansson]

skill check thingy. He

[Trey]

pleaded for hand waving

[Jal Dorak]

but the DM whispered

[Trey]

because he believed in

[Aberzombie]

things that go

[Jal Dorak]

bump in the night.

[Trey]

Meanwhile, a Dark Creeper

[Heathansson]

who was a skirmisher

[Aberzombie]

(but really wanted to

[Jal Dorak]

be a Player Race)

[Trey]

hired the same lobbyist

[Heathansson]

that went to Washington

[Aberzombie]

on behalf of Succubi

[Heathansson]

Against Alignment Conversion To

[Trey]

Something That No Sensible

[Aberzombie]

Demon Would be Willing