Don't make me pwned you, and all your base are belong to me.
You can have all my bases. The upkeep was doing a number on my hoard.
Hah! I'll make them turn a profit.
~WEG~ Good luck. ~wistles innocently~
Okay. Tear em all down! We're building Starbucks!!!!!
Ok, that made me laugh enough to snort! Thank goodness no one knows. DOH!
Okay. Tear em all down! We're selling the land to Starbuck!!!!!
Starbuck? Why would Starbuck want my bases? And what Starbuck are we talking about? The original Starbuck or the new Starbuck? Besides, shouldn't Starbuck be out fighting the Cylons?
I bet Raistlin could kill Sharoth any day!
Ha ha! I see that my cunning links to youtube frightened Sharoth off!
Ah-ha! I found Sharoth on the web!
Baaaaaa.
I just realized something! That dog isn't Heathy, it's his long-lost cousin Bob!
A Were-poodle, a blue Kobold, and a Fake Healer walk into the bar...
Nope. The Dragon knows a joke when he observes one! Just like the joke that I am staring at!
A Were-poodle, a blue Kobold, and a Fake Healer walk into the bar...
...and the 'blue' kobold pushes the nearby warwoof into the iron bar and casts a fireball at the nearby white dragon.
~you hear a hissing sound and you see a pair of blue dragon eyes start to glow red~ That... tickled little rat lizard smrf!
You would think that with over 10,571 posts, Heathansson would have something useful to say. ~sighs and shakes my head~ It appears that Heathy was shorted on more than just his looks. Poor Were-whatever the hell he is.
17,558 now, actually, ignoring aliases.
~you hear a hissing sound and you see a pair of blue dragon eyes start to glow red~ That... tickled little rat lizard s^^rf!
Silly...silly Sharoth...why would a blue dragon do that to me?
...unless he's still testy about that fireball that burned up his nice Persian rugs...
~swipes at the rat lizard with my claws~ My eyes are blue, you doofus! ~my tail sweeps your feet out from under you~
~swipes at the rat lizard with my claws~ My eyes are blue, you doofus! ~my tail sweeps your feet out from under you~
~watches Sharoth play with his dolls, thinking that I don't notice~ Sharoth, that's not a rat lizard, that's the dragon one. You know, the blue dragon who's attacking the lizard?
Just be glad that blue dragons don't mind geckos.
~swipes at the rat lizard with my claws~ My eyes are blue, you doofus! ~my tail sweeps your feet out from under you~~watches Sharoth play with his dolls, thinking that I don't notice~
~Laugh~
~my tail wraps around Kobold Cleaver's neck and lifts him up~ Dolls? Dolls?!? They are ACTION FIGURES!!!
~my tail starts to tighten further around KC's neck~ How about I do to you what I once did to one of my action figures? ~wicked, toothy grin~
~my tail wraps around Kobold Cleaver's neck and lifts him up~ Dolls? Dolls?!? They are ACTION FIGURES!!!~swipes at the rat lizard with my claws~ My eyes are blue, you doofus! ~my tail sweeps your feet out from under you~~watches Sharoth play with his dolls, thinking that I don't notice~
~Laugh~
Uh-huh. Wait, is that supposed to be you? I thought it was a 'Ken' doll.
~my tail starts to tighten further around KC's neck~ How about I do to you what I once did to one of my action figures? ~wicked, toothy grin~
Sharoth, that's the turkey doll. The rat lizard's over there.
The OP of this thread should be banned and this thread should be eradicated.
~my tail starts to tighten further around KC's neck~ How about I do to you what I once did to one of my action figures? ~wicked, toothy grin~Sharoth, that's the turkey doll. The rat lizard's over there.
~as Kobold Cleaver is hanging in the air, I grin at him~ Oh, I have the little "rat" right here! Would you like to read something that I prepared today, "rat"?
The OP of this thread should be banned and this thread should be eradicated.
~hurt look~ Hey now! That is not fair!
~as Kobold Cleaver is hanging in the air, I grin at him~ Oh, I have the little "rat" right here! Would you like to read something that I prepared today, "rat"?~my tail starts to tighten further around KC's neck~ How about I do to you what I once did to one of my action figures? ~wicked, toothy grin~Sharoth, that's the turkey doll. The rat lizard's over there.
~Reads~
'Barbie, don't leave me! Don't you...'I think this is the wrong script.
~looks at the piece of paper~ Oh. You are right. That is what Heathy is suppost to read. ~takes a piece of paper and presents it to you~ This is what you should read.
~looks at the piece of paper~ Oh. You are right. That is what Heathy is suppost to read. ~takes a piece of paper and presents it to you~ This is what you should read.
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What is this 'Explosive Ruins' of which you speak? Any relation to this:
The OP of this thread should be banned and this thread should be eradicated.You rule. 100 exp.
Thread ain't dead yet, warwoof.
~looks at the piece of paper~ Oh. You are right. That is what Heathy is suppost to read. ~takes a piece of paper and presents it to you~ This is what you should read.
** spoiler omitted **
What is this 'Explosive Ruins' of which you speak? Any relation to this:
** spoiler omitted **
~grimaces~ CRAP!!! Damn spellchecker! Missed it!
~reads~ BOOM!!!!
~looks at the piece of paper~ Oh. You are right. That is what Heathy is suppost to read. ~takes a piece of paper and presents it to you~ This is what you should read.
** spoiler omitted **
What is this 'Explosive Ruins' of which you speak? Any relation to this:
** spoiler omitted **~grimaces~ CRAP!!! Damn spellchecker! Missed it!
~reads~ BOOM!!!!
Wow, it was really misspelled? I just made that up to get you to read it.
~coughs~ Whoa! Damn Kobold got the better of me! ~flings Kobold Cleaver across the room~ Stop that!
The OP of this thread should be banned and this thread should be eradicated.
No way. This is one of my favorite threads. And definitely the funniest original post.
Sorry I haven't been by recently guys. Though I know you didn't miss me.
The OP of this thread should be banned and this thread should be eradicated.No way. This is one of my favorite threads. And definitely the funniest original post.
Sorry I haven't been by recently guys. Though I know you didn't miss me.
Welcome back. Would you care to help me paint a certain Kobold blue again?
~coughs~ Whoa! Damn Kobold got the better of me! ~flings Kobold Cleaver across the room~ Stop that!
Um, that's the 'Barbie' doll now.
Welcome back. Would you care to help me paint a certain Kobold blue again?The OP of this thread should be banned and this thread should be eradicated.No way. This is one of my favorite threads. And definitely the funniest original post.
Sorry I haven't been by recently guys. Though I know you didn't miss me.
I knew that was you! I will get you for that!
(Welcome back, thereal thom)
Please kill the red thing.
~coughs~ Whoa! Damn Kobold got the better of me! ~flings Kobold Cleaver across the room~ Stop that!Um, that's the 'Barbie' doll now.
~thinks~ You know, you are right. You WOULD look good in a blonde wig and a dress, Kobold Cleaver! ~wicked smile~ Come here and let me "dress" you!
Welcome back. Would you care to help me paint a certain Kobold blue again?The OP of this thread should be banned and this thread should be eradicated.No way. This is one of my favorite threads. And definitely the funniest original post.
Sorry I haven't been by recently guys. Though I know you didn't miss me.
I think a nice magenta would be better.
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The OP of this thread should be banned and this thread should be eradicated.No way. This is one of my favorite threads. And definitely the funniest original post.
Sorry I haven't been by recently guys. Though I know you didn't miss me.
I missed you.
Even though you're one of those Sharoth servitors.
Please kill the red thing.
I am trying. But you know kobolds. Exterminate one and 30 come in to replace him.
Please kill the red thing.
I can hear you, you know! I'm at the keyboard right now! So DON'T TALK ABOUT ME IN THE THIRD PERSON!!!
I think a nice magenta would be better.Welcome back. Would you care to help me paint a certain Kobold blue again?The OP of this thread should be banned and this thread should be eradicated.No way. This is one of my favorite threads. And definitely the funniest original post.
Sorry I haven't been by recently guys. Though I know you didn't miss me.
We did miss you.