Crimson Jester wrote: Heathy when did you join the Dark side? Be careful or I'll Maul you.
Crimson Jester wrote: Heathy when did you join the Dark side? We keep ourselves informed. We think his wife was killed by Stormtroopers.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Heathy when did you join the Dark side? His wife was killed by Stormtroopers. That's Yoda, duuhh.....
you don't know nothing bout Star Wars.
...wow. Posting frenzy really over?
Y'all like my new kobold skin boots?
Heathansson wrote: Y'all like my new kobold skin boots? ~stalks in, mad as Hell~ Damn it! Don't you know how expensive a Clone spell is? ~grumbles~ Teach me to not have my traps set while I was napping!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Heathansson wrote: Y'all like my new kobold skin boots? ~stalks in, mad as Hell~ Damn it! Don't you know how expensive a Clone spell is? ~grumbles~ Teach me to not have my traps set while I was napping! Not like I'd have the time to nap, in this thread...
The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: We think his wife was killed by Stormtroopers. Thankfully she is dead and buried...cant have things like that reproduce
Wow. We've gone 2 minutes without a post.
Heathy, you got the flu? Nasty stuff, that is.
Only took 12 kobolds for each boot.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Not like I'd have the time to nap, in this thread... You don't nap you meditate.
Crimson Jester wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: We think his wife was killed by Stormtroopers. Thankfully she is dead and buried...cant have things like that reproduce We can only pray she doesn't come back as a vampire.
Heathansson wrote: Only took 12 kobolds for each boot. did you make a nice handbag to go with it?
Garl Glittergold turned his back on you.
Heathansson wrote: Only took 12 kobolds for each boot. Killing kobolds ain't good for ya when ya got the flu, don't ya know...
Crimson Jester wrote: Heathansson wrote: Only took 12 kobolds for each boot. did you make a nice handbag to go with it? It's not a man purse. It's a gunbag.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: We think his wife was killed by Stormtroopers. Thankfully she is dead and buried...cant have things like that reproduce We can only pray she doesn't come back as a vampire. or worse yet that strange kreture with the giant batwing ears
Crimson Jester wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: We think his wife was killed by Stormtroopers. Thankfully she is dead and buried...cant have things like that reproduce We can only pray she doesn't come back as a vampire. or worse yet that strange kreture with the giant batwing ears A warwoof?
Heathansson wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Heathansson wrote: Only took 12 kobolds for each boot. did you make a nice handbag to go with it? It's not a man purse. It's a gunbag. you can call that thing whatever you want, it looks so...... you
Varguille, or Kobold Mama?
Heathansson wrote: Varguille, or Kobold Mama? I still say warwoof.
Heathansson wrote: Y'all like my new kobold skin boots? Well, those are nice but not as nice as my new Kobold skin belt and jacket!
It took 8 kobolds for the belt and ~thinks and counts~ over 50 kobolds for the jacket!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Heathansson wrote: Varguille, or Kobold Mama? I still say warwoof. I was thinking Kobold Mama myself but yeah it could be a variguille.
Sharoth wrote: Heathansson wrote: Y'all like my new kobold skin boots? Well, those are nice but not as nice as my new Kobold skin belt and jacket! That's the 'Ken' doll again with a shoelace around his waist. And me standing on him.
Sweet....
only problem is that man's exploitation usually leads to the preservation of the species.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Sharoth wrote: Heathansson wrote: Y'all like my new kobold skin boots? Well, those are nice but not as nice as my new Kobold skin belt and jacket! That's the 'Ken' doll again with a shoelace around his waist. And me standing on him. ...I think the shoelace is coming off...
Sharoth wrote: It took 8 kobolds for the belt and ~thinks and counts~ over 50 kobolds for the jacket! Biker Jacket? Ill take a silver dragon scale jacket myself.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Sharoth wrote: Heathansson wrote: Y'all like my new kobold skin boots? Well, those are nice but not as nice as my new Kobold skin belt and jacket! That's the 'Ken' doll again with a shoelace around his waist. And me standing on him. Now now! Just because you are almost small enough to BE a Ken doll doesn't mean that you are one.
Sharoth wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Sharoth wrote: Heathansson wrote: Y'all like my new kobold skin boots? Well, those are nice but not as nice as my new Kobold skin belt and jacket! That's the 'Ken' doll again with a shoelace around his waist. And me standing on him. Now now! Just because you are almost small enough to BE a Ken doll doesn't mean that you are one. Poor Ken he lost everyting in tha divorce
Heathansson wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Heathansson wrote: Only took 12 kobolds for each boot. did you make a nice handbag to go with it? It's not a man purse. It's a gunbag. The Mob of the Orientation for Reptiles Of the Nation would like to speak with you...
Crimson Jester wrote: Sharoth wrote: It took 8 kobolds for the belt and ~thinks and counts~ over 50 kobolds for the jacket! Biker Jacket? Ill take a silver dragon scale jacket myself. ~shocked look~ HEY NOW!!! Don't you DARE!!!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Heathansson wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Heathansson wrote: Only took 12 kobolds for each boot. did you make a nice handbag to go with it? It's not a man purse. It's a gunbag. The Mob of the Orientation for Reptiles Of the NationS would like to speak with you... Also know as M.O.R.O.N.S...
Sharoth wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Sharoth wrote: It took 8 kobolds for the belt and ~thinks and counts~ over 50 kobolds for the jacket! Biker Jacket? Ill take a silver dragon scale jacket myself. ~shocked look~ HEY NOW!!! Don't you DARE!!! No, Sharoth, remember? You're a white dragon, not a silver one! Don;t worry!
Y'all have fun...I gotta go sleep.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Sharoth wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Sharoth wrote: It took 8 kobolds for the belt and ~thinks and counts~ over 50 kobolds for the jacket! Biker Jacket? Ill take a silver dragon scale jacket myself. ~shocked look~ HEY NOW!!! Don't you DARE!!! No, Sharoth, remember? You're a white dragon, not a silver one! Don;t worry! Hey I look good in white.
Heathansson wrote: Y'all have fun...I gotta go sleep. I need nourishment as well...don't ye all try sometin' while I'm gone...
Sharoth wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Sharoth wrote: It took 8 kobolds for the belt and ~thinks and counts~ over 50 kobolds for the jacket! Biker Jacket? Ill take a silver dragon scale jacket myself. ~shocked look~ HEY NOW!!! Don't you DARE!!! Wheeee! Giddee up!
Heathansson wrote: Y'all have fun...I gotta go sleep. I thought WarWoofs were nocturnal
Heathansson wrote: Y'all have fun...I gotta go sleep. Sleep well, Warwoof!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Heathansson wrote: Y'all have fun...I gotta go sleep. I need nourishment as well...don't ye all try sometin' while I'm gone... **Starts casting Magical wards; Bug/Kobold repellent**
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Heathansson wrote: Y'all have fun...I gotta go sleep. I need nourishment as well...don't ye all try sometin' while I'm gone... Sleep well Kobold Cleaver! ~thinks~ Or is it Beaver Cleaver?
I too am heading out. Take care everyone!
another night............* finishes protective spells *
Crimson Jester wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Heathansson wrote: Y'all have fun...I gotta go sleep. I need nourishment as well...don't ye all try sometin' while I'm gone... **Starts casting Magical wards; Bug/Kobold repellent** I saw that!
Hee hee hee...while those suckers are gone, I can get ready for tomorrow...
*Tosses 'Barbie' dolls out of window*
*Leaves 'Ken'*
*Starts looking for anvil*
Sharoth wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Heathansson wrote: Y'all have fun...I gotta go sleep. I need nourishment as well...don't ye all try sometin' while I'm gone... Sleep well Kobold Cleaver! ~thinks~ Or is it Beaver Cleaver? That joke really wears thin. Like the bar joke.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Sharoth wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Heathansson wrote: Y'all have fun...I gotta go sleep. I need nourishment as well...don't ye all try sometin' while I'm gone... Sleep well Kobold Cleaver! ~thinks~ Or is it Beaver Cleaver? That joke really wears thin. Like the bar joke. *Alarm went off*
Yes but the good jokes never go away.
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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Hee hee hee...while those suckers are gone, I can get ready for tomorrow...
*Tosses 'Barbie' dolls out of window*
*Leaves 'Ken'*
*Starts looking for anvil*
Hey, found an anvil!
*CRUSH*
Ow...my toe....
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