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someone? wrote:
We dames can be just as bloodthirsty and raucous as the guys, if not more so.

Oh my, yes.

My current game table includes the most violent druid I've ever seen (played by my wife). It also has a brutal fighter who's interrogation style may jeopardize her good-alignment (played by a good friend of my wife): "Q: what kind of intimidate bonus do I get for ripping off one of his fingernails? A: those are claws, you would have to rip off a big chunk of the finger Q: Ok, I try to wrench it off with my hand, if it doesn't come off after it breaks I'll use my dagger. A: you don't speak draconic, he might have already answered your question! Q: that's ok, I rip it off anyway"

Ah well, at least the other dame plays a paladin.

I think they have chased off almost all the male players too.

I won't even talk abut the wolf pee.


stripes wrote:
someone? wrote:
We dames can be just as bloodthirsty and raucous as the guys, if not more so.

Oh my, yes.

My current game table includes the most violent druid I've ever seen (played by my wife). It also has a brutal fighter who's interrogation style may jeopardize her good-alignment (played by a good friend of my wife): "Q: what kind of intimidate bonus do I get for ripping off one of his fingernails? A: those are claws, you would have to rip off a big chunk of the finger Q: Ok, I try to wrench it off with my hand, if it doesn't come off after it breaks I'll use my dagger. A: you don't speak draconic, he might have already answered your question! Q: that's ok, I rip it off anyway"

Ah well, at least the other dame plays a paladin.

I think they have chased off almost all the male players too.

I won't even talk abut the wolf pee.

Chased off ? Pansies ... if they can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. :P


Turin the Mad wrote:
if they can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen

Technically it is the guest room -- the kitchen doesn't have a projector on the cieling, so it isn't so useful for maps. It would fit more people though, and not get as hot...and be closer to the snacks.

And I need to move the pan rack down an inch or two, maybe I should move the projector while I'm at it...

Scarab Sages

stripes wrote:
Technically it is the guest room -- the kitchen doesn't have a projector on the cieling, so it isn't so useful for maps.

Hey, we use a projector in some of our games as well. It really makes for an effective system.


stripes wrote:
someone? wrote:
We dames can be just as bloodthirsty and raucous as the guys, if not more so.

Oh my, yes.

My current game table includes the most violent druid I've ever seen (played by my wife). It also has a brutal fighter who's interrogation style may jeopardize her good-alignment (played by a good friend of my wife): "Q: what kind of intimidate bonus do I get for ripping off one of his fingernails? A: those are claws, you would have to rip off a big chunk of the finger Q: Ok, I try to wrench it off with my hand, if it doesn't come off after it breaks I'll use my dagger. A: you don't speak draconic, he might have already answered your question! Q: that's ok, I rip it off anyway"

Ah well, at least the other dame plays a paladin.

I think they have chased off almost all the male players too.

I won't even talk abut the wolf pee.

I enjoyed your adventure blog.

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