The List

[Maximus Romanus Centurion]

Ceasar's Palace, Las Vegas.

[drunken_nomad]

a set of teeny screwdrivers, a 3-foot-long sheet of bubble wrap, and a bottle of dog shampoo.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Flexiblocks

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

sriracha flavored bacon

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

yum

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

more bacon

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

nocab

[The Mighty Chocobo]

My kind

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Bacon flavored beer with beer flavored bacon.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

A wave of new scientific studies (published with accompanying scary photos) linking increased consumption of bacon to a mysterious disease that causes men's genitalia to turn into daffodils and fall off

[The Mighty Chocobo]

Something equally absurd, me caring

[drunken_nomad]

8 hookers and a 2-ball

[Ulfen Death Squad]

How clean are these hookers?

And do they have bacon?

[drunken_nomad]

A half-pint of moonshine and a clove of garlic

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

a bottle of dandelion wine and an unidentified fungus-like spheroid

[drunken_nomad]

Cheap plastic bottle full of lukewarm vomit.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

a barrel of finest cleaning fluid distilled from the atmosphere of Neptune

[drunken_nomad]

A nearly-complete jigsaw puzzle of a French castle.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

A big, sentient bowl of salad with the personality and voice of Alistair Cooke

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Dayquil

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tampa Bay Baconeer t shirt

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon

BACON!!!!!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

bacon

BACON!!!!!

BACON!!!!!

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Bacon with a side of bacon with bacon cake for dessert. This all with bacon ale to wash it down with. Oh yeah, the silverware and napkins are bacon as well.

[drunken_nomad]

sausages?

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Bacon sausages were the 1st course of the meal

[The Mighty Chocobo]

Bacon Pancakes with Bacon Syrup and Bacon Butter Tarts. Yes. I'm from Bacon Canada

[Ulfen Death Squad]

I'm from Baconville located in the center area of the State Bacon in the United States of Bacon.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I'm from Sushifornia!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Spam, spam, bacon and spam.
That about covers for breakfast

[Ulfen Death Squad]

What about bacon flavored spam and the bacon flavored drink?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon.....

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Bacon flavored bacon

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Whitefish

[drunken_nomad]

thirty pounds of soy compressed into a giant piece of tofu bacon!

[Ulfen Death Squad]

I ain't touching that faken bacon with a 10 mile long pole.

We want our bacon real and from a real pig.