The List

[Small Attention Span]

Ill humored humors

[Trey]

Aelfric's Colloquy

[Gavgoyle]

Aelfric and Costello

Spoiler:

because he was an abbot, see...

[Gary Teter]

A loquacious pirate.

[Trey]

a silent parrot

[Gavgoyle]

a shrill bill stilled

[Trey]

a Kill Bill chill pill

[Heathansson]

"p***y wagon"

[Trey]

booty train

[Heathansson]

pimp plane

[Trey]

love boat

[Heathansson]

hate cog

[Trey]

tiff skiff

[Heathansson]

tug boat to madness

[Trey]

dragula

[Heathansson]

ditches

[Trey]

witches

[Small Attention Span]

twitches

[Small Attention Span]

and carsnitches

[Heathansson]

suel liches

[Tensor]

Tuesday, July 29

[drunken_nomad]

a shot rang out in the Memphis sky...

[Gavgoyle]

You too?

[Trey]

In excess.

[Small Attention Span]

With mail express!

[Trey]

A pony

[Gavgoyle]

orphans preferred

[Heathansson]

lizard

[drunken_nomad]

another bit of ladder

[Trey]

a bucket

[Gavgoyle]

Creosote

[Heathansson]

finger paints

[Heathansson]

a jelly donut

[hazel monday]

Skinned rats and applesauce

[Small Attention Span]

mouse traps

[Timespike]

Holy moly rolly poly cannoli.

[Heathansson]

bearclaws

[Trey]

Yodels

[Heathansson]

Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa

[drunken_nomad]

a heapin helpin of cream-o-wheat!

[Heathansson]

wheat, sans cream of any kind.

[drunken_nomad]

a well-worn copy of "Scientific Progress goes 'Boink'?"

[Heathansson]

some kind of a psychadelic freakout

[drunken_nomad]

the 'jump' that wakes you from a weird dream

[Heathansson]

the futile attempt to return to a great dream rudely interrupted by an alarm clock, only for naught.

[drunken_nomad]

the buzz of a friggin mosquito in yer ear in a dark bedroom just as you are calming down for sleep

[houstonderek]

make that a psychobilly freakout, and im there ;)

[Heathansson]

automatic weapons fire down the street when you're drifting off

[houstonderek]

your girlfriend kicking you in the nether regions during her nightmare, at 3am...

[Heathansson]

some guy, who is a Drill Sargent, and he beats on a garbage can lid with a damn broomstick when you've only gotten 3 hours of sleep cause you did fire watch which entails sitting up for 1.5 hours looking at some bald m#&$++*!!**~ you don't like, and watching the halls so people don't beat the s$&! out of eachother in the bathroom at 2 a.m.,
and then he says a lot of mean stuff to you.
And you were dreaming about a woman!