The List

[Heathansson]

petsi cheep

[Cosmo]

Prime time. But only if the players are ready for it.

[Heathansson]

tang and budweiser

[drunken_nomad]

peach cobbler and vanilla ice cream

[Heathansson]

Vanilla Ice tape

[drunken_nomad]

Floyd n Zep on 8-tracks

[Vattnisse]

Moody Blues and Ramones mash-up tape, complete with the classic "Nights in white satin" vs. "The KKK took my baby away" track.

[Kruelaid]

A used maxipad laying on a street corner.

[Heathansson]

upstarts trying to beat my post count total with word game postings!

[Aberzombie]

Other posters knowing they will never come anywhere near surpassing Heathansson's posting record, since he seems to contribute 24/7, so they are content to try for their own personal best.

[Kruelaid]

Some b%+##&~$ from the board lorders.

<looks at Heathy's post count... almost 20,000 including aliases.>

By Crom!

[Heathansson]

5,000, huh?
I'm watching you...

[Kruelaid]

By Tarrim!

[Kruelaid]

By Zeus!

[Heathansson]

No!!!

[Kruelaid]

...and now back to the list...

[Aberzombie]

Heathansson wrote:

5,000, huh?

I'm watching you...

Oh come on Heathy, You know that nobody is going to pass you up. You must sleep with that damn keyboard in hand. Is there such as thing as Sleep Posting? Is it dangerous to wake a Sleep Poster up?

[Heathansson]

Let's try. Wire me up.

[Aberzombie]

Heathansson wrote:

Let's try. Wire me up.

To quote Raistlin Majere, "I have sinned enough against the world."

[Alt subroutine E; then {sum}]

All your subroutines are on line and functional, master control program. We await initiation of the sleep-posting algorithm that we may expunge all data in this system not generated by master control program Heathansson.

/end message

[Gavgoyle]

Someone poured Pepto in the clambake.

[Heathansson]

caus pink is my favorite color.

[Heathansson]

shrimp....all kindsa shrimp.

[drunken_nomad]

three day pass to Woodstock '99

[Heathansson]

Snoop Dogg album

[drunken_nomad]

a Colt 45 and a shot of Cutty

[Trey]

a full tank of unleaded

[Gavgoyle]

A heavily high-lighted copy of "On the Far Side of the Cadillac Desert with Dead Folks"

[Gavgoyle]

and a saucepan full of highly suspect "pork" and beans.

[Heathansson]

An ice chest filled with warm water. And leaves.

And a broken flip-flop.

[Trey]

A decades-old pull-off style pop top half buried in the dirt.

[drunken_nomad]

a 'chainmail' shirt made from those poptops

[Kruelaid]

Herbal purgatives

[drunken_nomad]

piles of past due bills and a lighter

[Trey]

volunteer firefighter call on the scanner

[The Jade]

The bog-preserved mummy of an ancient Danish noble found with a fingerbone lodged firmly in the nasal cavity of the skull.

[Cosmo]

A number of errant Gazetteers. And a baseball bat.

[Adam Daigle]

A lovely grafted cactus and a cockroach named Winston.

[Trey]

A copy of Don Martin Drops 13 Stories

[Heathansson]

Fiddle Faddle!!!

[Kruelaid]

A quarter of Vancouver hydro.

[Kruelaid]

Cosmo wrote:

A number of errant Gazetteers. And a baseball bat.

A quarter of Vancouver hydro, thousands of envelopes and boxes and a crate of Pathfinders and Gazetteers.

[Kruelaid]

A job well done and no actual memory of doing it.

[Gavgoyle]

The suspicion that the other shoe is going to drop soon and it's going to be a Nazi jackboot with cleats worn by a gorilla.

[Heathansson]

gorilla glue

[Trey]

A glass olive jar filled with stripped screws.

[Heathansson]

A shoebox filled with Barbiedoll heads.

[Gavgoyle]

a dried apple-head doll hanging on a faux wood-pannel wall

[Cosmo]

A bizarre sense of kinship-in-creepiness

[Heathansson]

A shoebox filled with Barbiedoll arms.