Sorry just could not resist repeating the joke, I get good ones so rarely.
I figure if Kyuss wins we can just call it catastrophic Global Worming. Maybe Al Gore can be represented by the Rain Man, the guy trying to warn us of the coming bad, (no disrespect to Al, loved the movie) and then the players would be like uber enviromental activists or scientists about to save all of our collective A**es, and then....wait who would Dubya and the heads of the international oil/auto companies be then......those Kyuss pod people?
I guess you can only take the joke so far.
Anyhow, thought we all could use a little humor, even if it is of my rather poor quality.
have a good one folks.
Global worming. Bush & co. aren't quite smart enough to be Kyuss cultists, cause they don't know what's coming. Ebon Triad maybe. There's a certain vice prez who bears a mighty close resemblance to a certain fat tiefling priest who lives beneath the Greyhawk Arena.
OK, guess I'm even worse than you, Sol, trying to riff off of such a bad joke.
I finally caught up with a few days of missed posts. Peruhain, go check the Paizo Loyalists thread--I didn't accidentally mistake you for Nick.
OK, now I'm enlightened. To think I not only missed a chance of gaming with F2K, but with Nick Logue too. Not fair! *jumps up and down and has a temper tantrum like a 5 year old*
OK, sorry for the thread jack.
Global worming. Bush & co. aren't quite smart enough to be Kyuss cultists, cause they don't know what's coming. Ebon Triad maybe. There's a certain vice prez who bears a mighty close resemblance to a certain fat tiefling priest who lives beneath the Greyhawk Arena.
OK, guess I'm even worse than you, Sol, trying to riff off of such a bad joke.
Thanks for building on the joke, thread-jack aside.
It is interesting how many villains a certain VP can imitate. I mean ll he needs to do is pull out a monacule to be the Penguin, and heck if he ever rubbed his hands together and grinned, well lets just say that every evil mastermind in the movies will be put to shame.
But enough with politics.
I know it's an "Inconvenient Apocalypse" but we really have to address the problem of global Worming. I mean there is a irrefutable connection between human behavior and Global Worming. Examples include the Free City Games & Prince Zeech's 'tower' project. The evidence is clear and speaks to not just a random phenomenon, but instead a clear link between people and worms!
We have to stop Global Worming!
Dang we could go far with this one eh? Thats all for tonight!
You could change Rain Barrel Man to Al Gore, calmly preaching to Greyhawk City, pointing to imagined pie charts and mild-manneredly stating statistics while various fantasy races walk by and ignore him.
Yeah, nobody knows it, but under all that makeup Condi is a vampiric silver dragon!