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I go through airport security once a week.

Dealing with the morons in line sucks a lot more than the hassle of security procedures.

And please... have a little more faith in the process guys. Believe it or not, they're actually trying to keep people safe.

Scarab Sages

Destro Fett wrote:

I go through airport security once a week.

Dealing with the morons in line sucks a lot more than the hassle of security procedures.

And please... have a little more faith in the process guys. Believe it or not, they're actually trying to keep people safe.

I'm going to have to whole-heartedly agree with Destro. Dealing with the security is a small price to pay for some added security, it's the moronic folks in line that create the hassles and delays.

BTW, its good to have found my long lost twin.

Thoth-Amon

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Destro Fett wrote:

I go through airport security once a week.

Dealing with the morons in line sucks a lot more than the hassle of security procedures.

And please... have a little more faith in the process guys. Believe it or not, they're actually trying to keep people safe.

actually, dealing with the people who work at the airport in general is the biggest downer about the place. It's why I can't stand flying, and avoid it as much as possible. I'm happy they have automatic ticketing now. I don't give a crap about security one way or the other. People at security have become politer since 9/11. I just wish I could check my luggage and expect to get it back like I used to be able to.

People constantly being asses to me when I haven't given any offense for hours on end is what I can't stand. If I treated people at my job like I get treated at the airport, I'd probably get fired.


Thoth,

I'm glad so few people actually use this avatar for their profile, but I'm happy to share it with someone who can get down with the Hyborian Age.

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Never mind me. Sorry to sound like such an ass.
I just really hate the airport.


Heathansson wrote:

Never mind me. Sorry to sound like such an ass.

I just really hate the airport.

Not at all; I agree. Customer service should not be accomplished with a sneer, or a smirk. I don't care if they don't smile, but they shouldn't rub it in when you're stranded, and then gloat when there are no other flights. Likewise, when I get pulled over for speeding, I'd be a lot happier if I didn't always get the sarcastic "Where are you going in such a BIG HURRY?" I know I've been tagged with the Random Driving Tax; there's no need to rub it in.

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Kirth Gersen wrote:
Likewise, when I get pulled over for speeding, I'd be a lot happier if I didn't always get the sarcastic "Where are you going in such a BIG HURRY?" I know I've been tagged with the Random Driving Tax; there's no need to rub it in.

I have a frined named Keegan who seems to be a cop magnet.

He has been pulled over three times in the last month as part of a 'random search initiative' or some such nonsense.

The latest time, the cop walked up to his door and made him roll down the window. The cop then proceeded to stick his head in the car, sniff loudly, and inquire, "YOU BEEN SMOKIN' THE REEFER, BOY?"

Keegan replied that he had not, at which the cop whirled around and left.

As an aside, NO, Keegan was NOT smokin' the reefer, nor did it appear that he was.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
The latest time, the cop walked up to his door and made him roll down the window. The cop then proceeded to stick his head in the car, sniff loudly, and inquire, "YOU BEEN SMOKIN' THE REEFER, BOY?"

This didn't happen to occur in Vermont did it? Did the officer say "meow"?

Just checkin'...

(On topic:) I haven't really had any problems in the airport. Yet.

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Cosmo wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
The latest time, the cop walked up to his door and made him roll down the window. The cop then proceeded to stick his head in the car, sniff loudly, and inquire, "YOU BEEN SMOKIN' THE REEFER, BOY?"

This didn't happen to occur in Vermont did it? Did the officer say "meow"?

No, and his shenanigans were NOT cheeky and fun. Just illegal and unconstiturional.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
No, and his shenanigans were NOT cheeky and fun. Just illegal and unconstiturional.

His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Liberty's Edge

Kirth Gersen wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
No, and his shenanigans were NOT cheeky and fun. Just illegal and unconstiturional.
His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

THE NEXT PERSON TO SAY 'SHENANIGANS' AGAIN WILL BE PISTOL-WHIPPED!

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
THE NEXT PERSON TO SAY 'SHENANIGANS' AGAIN WILL BE PISTOL-WHIPPED!

If anyone does decide to brave an airport and is going to Pattaya, Thailand, I know a good restaurant there.

-cos

Spoiler:
Y'see how I stayed on topic, there?


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
THE NEXT PERSON TO SAY 'SHENANIGANS' AGAIN WILL BE PISTOL-WHIPPED!
Cosmo wrote:
If anyone does decide to brave an airport and is going to Pattaya, Thailand, I know a good restaurant there.

Hey, Farva!

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I declare shenanigans!!!

Liberty's Edge

Heathansson wrote:
I declare shenanigans!!!

ohHOHO!

- hands Kirth pistol -

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I declare shenanigans!!!

ohHOHO!

- hands Kirth pistol -

Bring it!!!!

I'm always down for a shenani-gun.

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Cosmo wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
THE NEXT PERSON TO SAY 'SHENANIGANS' AGAIN WILL BE PISTOL-WHIPPED!

If anyone does decide to brave an airport and is going to Pattaya, Thailand, I know a good restaurant there.

-cos

** spoiler omitted **

Hmmm. Thai Irish. Never heard that one before (and I've heard a lot).

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Heathansson wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I declare shenanigans!!!

ohHOHO!

- hands Kirth pistol -

Bring it!!!!

I'm always down for a shenani-gun.

Get thee to a punnery!

Liberty's Edge

hE He hE...that was some Eldrich Mr. Shinanigans.


Heathansson wrote:
hE He hE...that was some Eldrich Mr. Shinanigans.

Ya think ye're SOOOOO clever like, tossin' off all those double nintendos 'r whatever ya call 'em. Stoopid dog, you made me look bad!

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Its been too long since Corvin punched something, hasn't it?


Mothman wrote:
Its been too long since Corvin punched something, hasn't it?

*whine*

Me mitts need to git soaked in blood ev'ry day or else they stop workin'...

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Corvin Killgannon wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
hE He hE...that was some Eldrich Mr. Shinanigans.
Ya think ye're SOOOOO clever like, tossin' off all those double nintendos 'r whatever ya call 'em. Stoopid dog, you made me look bad!

You mean bad as in bad, or bad as in good, like Michael Jackson's album?


Heathansson wrote:
Corvin Killgannon wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
hE He hE...that was some Eldrich Mr. Shinanigans.
Ya think ye're SOOOOO clever like, tossin' off all those double nintendos 'r whatever ya call 'em. Stoopid dog, you made me look bad!
You mean bad as in bad, or bad as in good, like Michael Jackson's album?

Bad as in I'm gonna hit ya in tha face.


Beat the dog!! Beat the dog!!! Then I'll be the #1 avatar!!!
heheheheheheheheeee!

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Shut up, Spanky!!!

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Corvin Killgannon wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Corvin Killgannon wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
hE He hE...that was some Eldrich Mr. Shinanigans.
Ya think ye're SOOOOO clever like, tossin' off all those double nintendos 'r whatever ya call 'em. Stoopid dog, you made me look bad!
You mean bad as in bad, or bad as in good, like Michael Jackson's album?
Bad as in I'm gonna hit ya in tha face.

If I get a black eye, will it be an Eldrich Mr. Shiner?

Scarab Sages

You kids behave now, ya hear?

Liberty's Edge

Aww, hell. I uz just kiddn...

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
Aww, hell. I uz just kiddn...

That's what they all say, until someone loses and eye.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Aberzombie wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Aww, hell. I uz just kiddn...

That's what they all say, until someone loses and eye.

It's all fun and games until someone loses a nosering.

Grand Lodge

A friend of mine got his eyebrow stud torn out in a bar brawl. Most horrific thing I've ever seen. *shudder*

Liberty's Edge

Heathansson wrote:
Corvin Killgannon wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Corvin Killgannon wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
hE He hE...that was some Eldrich Mr. Shinanigans.
Ya think ye're SOOOOO clever like, tossin' off all those double nintendos 'r whatever ya call 'em. Stoopid dog, you made me look bad!
You mean bad as in bad, or bad as in good, like Michael Jackson's album?
Bad as in I'm gonna hit ya in tha face.
If I get a black eye, will it be an Eldrich Mr. Shiner?

Aw hell. You win.

*applause directed towards the Snarky One*


Aberzombie wrote:
That's what they all say, until someone loses an eye.

And handing ME a pistol is a good way for that to happen--especially if I'm trying to fire a warning shot (or just checking to see if the safety's on).


Vattnisse wrote:
A friend of mine got his eyebrow stud torn out in a bar brawl. Most horrific thing I've ever seen. *shudder*

Don't know exactly why I'm asking, but... what actually happened that made it so gory?


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Vattnisse wrote:
A friend of mine got his eyebrow stud torn out in a bar brawl. Most horrific thing I've ever seen. *shudder*

Now I must be getting tired, the word stud evaded me three times while I read it over and over with the strange mental image of someone actually getting their eyebrows ripped off.

But ouch, I know someone who experienced that (as an accident), and while I didn't see it, I have seen the scar.

Grand Lodge

PocoLoco wrote:
Vattnisse wrote:
A friend of mine got his eyebrow stud torn out in a bar brawl. Most horrific thing I've ever seen. *shudder*
Now I must be getting tired, the word stud evaded me three times while I read it over and over with the strange mental image of someone actually getting their eyebrows ripped off.

For all intents and purposes, that was actually what happened, along with parts of his eyelid - the damn stud probably got stuck on something. I actually wanted an eyebrow piercing for the longest time, but not after that...

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