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I go through airport security once a week.
Dealing with the morons in line sucks a lot more than the hassle of security procedures.
And please... have a little more faith in the process guys. Believe it or not, they're actually trying to keep people safe.
I'm going to have to whole-heartedly agree with Destro. Dealing with the security is a small price to pay for some added security, it's the moronic folks in line that create the hassles and delays.
BTW, its good to have found my long lost twin.
Thoth-Amon

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I go through airport security once a week.
Dealing with the morons in line sucks a lot more than the hassle of security procedures.
And please... have a little more faith in the process guys. Believe it or not, they're actually trying to keep people safe.
actually, dealing with the people who work at the airport in general is the biggest downer about the place. It's why I can't stand flying, and avoid it as much as possible. I'm happy they have automatic ticketing now. I don't give a crap about security one way or the other. People at security have become politer since 9/11. I just wish I could check my luggage and expect to get it back like I used to be able to.
People constantly being asses to me when I haven't given any offense for hours on end is what I can't stand. If I treated people at my job like I get treated at the airport, I'd probably get fired.
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Never mind me. Sorry to sound like such an ass.
I just really hate the airport.
Not at all; I agree. Customer service should not be accomplished with a sneer, or a smirk. I don't care if they don't smile, but they shouldn't rub it in when you're stranded, and then gloat when there are no other flights. Likewise, when I get pulled over for speeding, I'd be a lot happier if I didn't always get the sarcastic "Where are you going in such a BIG HURRY?" I know I've been tagged with the Random Driving Tax; there's no need to rub it in.

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Likewise, when I get pulled over for speeding, I'd be a lot happier if I didn't always get the sarcastic "Where are you going in such a BIG HURRY?" I know I've been tagged with the Random Driving Tax; there's no need to rub it in.
I have a frined named Keegan who seems to be a cop magnet.
He has been pulled over three times in the last month as part of a 'random search initiative' or some such nonsense.
The latest time, the cop walked up to his door and made him roll down the window. The cop then proceeded to stick his head in the car, sniff loudly, and inquire, "YOU BEEN SMOKIN' THE REEFER, BOY?"
Keegan replied that he had not, at which the cop whirled around and left.
As an aside, NO, Keegan was NOT smokin' the reefer, nor did it appear that he was.

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The latest time, the cop walked up to his door and made him roll down the window. The cop then proceeded to stick his head in the car, sniff loudly, and inquire, "YOU BEEN SMOKIN' THE REEFER, BOY?"
This didn't happen to occur in Vermont did it? Did the officer say "meow"?
Just checkin'...
(On topic:) I haven't really had any problems in the airport. Yet.

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:The latest time, the cop walked up to his door and made him roll down the window. The cop then proceeded to stick his head in the car, sniff loudly, and inquire, "YOU BEEN SMOKIN' THE REEFER, BOY?"This didn't happen to occur in Vermont did it? Did the officer say "meow"?
No, and his shenanigans were NOT cheeky and fun. Just illegal and unconstiturional.

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THE NEXT PERSON TO SAY 'SHENANIGANS' AGAIN WILL BE PISTOL-WHIPPED!
If anyone does decide to brave an airport and is going to Pattaya, Thailand, I know a good restaurant there.
-cos

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:THE NEXT PERSON TO SAY 'SHENANIGANS' AGAIN WILL BE PISTOL-WHIPPED!If anyone does decide to brave an airport and is going to Pattaya, Thailand, I know a good restaurant there.
-cos
** spoiler omitted **
Hmmm. Thai Irish. Never heard that one before (and I've heard a lot).

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Heathansson wrote:hE He hE...that was some Eldrich Mr. Shinanigans.Ya think ye're SOOOOO clever like, tossin' off all those double nintendos 'r whatever ya call 'em. Stoopid dog, you made me look bad!
You mean bad as in bad, or bad as in good, like Michael Jackson's album?

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Corvin Killgannon wrote:You mean bad as in bad, or bad as in good, like Michael Jackson's album?Heathansson wrote:hE He hE...that was some Eldrich Mr. Shinanigans.Ya think ye're SOOOOO clever like, tossin' off all those double nintendos 'r whatever ya call 'em. Stoopid dog, you made me look bad!
Bad as in I'm gonna hit ya in tha face.

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Heathansson wrote:Bad as in I'm gonna hit ya in tha face.Corvin Killgannon wrote:You mean bad as in bad, or bad as in good, like Michael Jackson's album?Heathansson wrote:hE He hE...that was some Eldrich Mr. Shinanigans.Ya think ye're SOOOOO clever like, tossin' off all those double nintendos 'r whatever ya call 'em. Stoopid dog, you made me look bad!
If I get a black eye, will it be an Eldrich Mr. Shiner?

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Corvin Killgannon wrote:If I get a black eye, will it be an Eldrich Mr. Shiner?Heathansson wrote:Bad as in I'm gonna hit ya in tha face.Corvin Killgannon wrote:You mean bad as in bad, or bad as in good, like Michael Jackson's album?Heathansson wrote:hE He hE...that was some Eldrich Mr. Shinanigans.Ya think ye're SOOOOO clever like, tossin' off all those double nintendos 'r whatever ya call 'em. Stoopid dog, you made me look bad!
Aw hell. You win.
*applause directed towards the Snarky One*

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A friend of mine got his eyebrow stud torn out in a bar brawl. Most horrific thing I've ever seen. *shudder*
Now I must be getting tired, the word stud evaded me three times while I read it over and over with the strange mental image of someone actually getting their eyebrows ripped off.
But ouch, I know someone who experienced that (as an accident), and while I didn't see it, I have seen the scar.

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Vattnisse wrote:A friend of mine got his eyebrow stud torn out in a bar brawl. Most horrific thing I've ever seen. *shudder*Now I must be getting tired, the word stud evaded me three times while I read it over and over with the strange mental image of someone actually getting their eyebrows ripped off.
For all intents and purposes, that was actually what happened, along with parts of his eyelid - the damn stud probably got stuck on something. I actually wanted an eyebrow piercing for the longest time, but not after that...