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You realize Sho Kusugi would kill you all if he read this post. He's got plenty of time, since he just whupped Conan!
He's not really a ninja. He's an actor. He'd thank me for promoting the idea that ninjas are imaginary; it would help his cover as a ninja (if he was really a ninja, which he isn't because ninjas aren't real).
I'm not debunking the myth here but it looks like a ninja & a pirate wench got together at some point and now the kid is just confused .
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I'm not debunking the myth here but it looks like a ninja & a pirate wench got together at some point and now the kid is just [http://paizo.com/store/byCompany/o/offworldDesigns/v5748btpy7t8i&source=top] confused [/url].
*steps out of the shadows*
There some sort of mistake in the link you posted, but worry not! The Customer Service Enforcer has fixed it for you.
...and Ninjas definitely do not exist. Not at all.
*throws something to the ground and disappears into a cloud of smoke *
*poof*
Darkmeer appears from the puff of smoke, holding his twin daggers Torch & Lulu:
Yep, ninjas don't exist, and Pirates is on the downfall. Who's next on my list o stabbins?
*poof*
and Darkmeer is Gond.
Seriously, Ninja as the theme shown in anime, movies & real world stuff never truly existed. They were ronin who had lost their lords, and created a new set of rules for themselves, including a separate martial arts technique (based on the elements).
Pirates, well they're EVERYWHERE. We need some ninjas to take down the numbers, so the great Flying Spaghetti Monster can come down and take us into his noodly arms.
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You've shattered my world.
I've gotta know which is true: Did unicorns and pegasai exist or not. I swear I've seen one in the tent right next to James' geek show. Was I hornswabbled?
Allow me to clear this up, my good Daigle. That's actually an esquilax. See, the carnival has hit some hard times lately. Not the attraction it used to be. So, there have been some cuts. But, hey! ESQUILAX! The horse with the head of a rabbit! And the body...of a rabbit! Oooh! It's galloping away!
And man does that things beef a lot. And guess who has to clean it up between Geek shows, using a snow shovel. If the health and dental package wasn't so amazing, I would consider quitting.
As for the rise in popularity of Ninjas, I honestly blame the popularity of industrial music. Before Trent Reznor, you could see very few nihilistic Ninja tendencies in our Christian youth. But "Pretty Hate Machine" comes out and everyone's running around in black pajammas talking about how they are "the night" (which I thought was Batman, but whatever) and refusing to help old ladies across the street. Young people these days need strong role models, like that "Puff Father" fellow I keep hearing about on the VH1 or that Nancy Reagan. Even that Conan fellow, Robert. He was so good to his mother.
But kids these days, no connection to anyone. It's all instant phonograph and hand-held morse code. No wonder they don't consider their lives to be worth while: no one goes out for Strawberry Phosphates together anymore. Mark my words, the decline of Strawberry Phosphates and the rise of industrial music (preferably with gas masks) is to blame for all this.
Glad to have ye aboard James. You are constantly like, elucidating the ludicrous. It's a talent.
Heathansson, I think "elucidating the ludicrous" is going to to have to wind up on my business cards. Thanks.
The real question is, do ninjas prevent global warming? The Chruch of the Invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster has "proven" that pirates do!
~chuckles~ You are right, Heathy. Ninjas do not exist. ~WEG~ Sucker !
These are not the Ninja that you seek.
There are no jedi mind tricks being used. These are not the droids you are looking for.
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Allow me to clear this up, my good Daigle. That's actually an esquilax. See, the carnival has hit some hard times lately. Not the attraction it used to be. So, there have been some cuts. But, hey! ESQUILAX! The horse with the head of a rabbit! And the body...of a rabbit! Oooh! It's galloping away!And man does that things beef a lot. And guess who has to clean it up between Geek shows, using a snow shovel. If the health and dental package wasn't so amazing, I would consider quitting.
That explains why I heard it say to the little yellow girl, "Silflay hraka u embleer Rah." as it galloped into the night.
Logue loves ninjas, therefore I loathe them.
ANPA rules!
I may love ninja turtles Rich, but I am related by blood to Edward Teach himself...I'm a son of a son of a son of a son of Blackbeard, Mr. Pett...the pirate's in my veins.
*POOF*
Darkmeer appears behind Heathy, scratches ears, then disappears
*poof*
BTW: With our nonexistant methane emissions, I think we ninjas have the upper hand in Global Warming. And I thank my noodly lord for such things
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~I look at my silver claws~ Shall I scratch behind your ears too, were-poodle? ~WEG~ It will not hurt, much.
~snorts~ Fafnir was a whimp. A ***REAL*** dragon would have had you as a wolfskin rug. ~gives a distainful look~ But consitering how mangy you are, I would just toss your fur coat into the fire.
~Looks at you distainfully~ You again?!? ~sighs~ Well, were-rats are persistant. ~sucks in the air and prepares to use my breath weapon (while I have my hands behind my back, gesturing, out of your sight)~
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~Looks at you distainfully~ You again?!? ~sighs~ Well, were-rats are persistant. ~sucks in the air and prepares to use my breath weapon (while I have my hands behind my back, gesturing, out of your sight)~
Runs up under the dragon real quick and punches him in the jewels, causing his head to flop about, blasting his breath weapon everywhere like a firehose held by an infirm leprechaun...
~grins as I hold my breath weaopn and my spell goes into action~ chuckles, snort, cough, wheeze!!! ~Then you are polymorphed into a pink poodle with cute bows and the silly poodle cut~ Ha, ha, ha. ha....
~as you punch me in my jewels, you find that you are unable to raise your paws~ Little puppy looks cute!
~I glare at Fakey~ You too, Fakey?
(Back in about an hour. Time to go home.)
I'm not debunking the myth here but it looks like a ninja & a pirate wench got together at some point and now the kid is just [http://paizo.com/store/byCompany/o/offworldDesigns/v5748btpy7t8i&source=top] confused [/url].*steps out of the shadows*
There some sort of mistake in the link you posted, but worry not! The Customer Service Enforcer has fixed it for you.
...and Ninjas definitely do not exist. Not at all.
*throws something to the ground and disappears into a cloud of smoke *
Sorry Cos, didn't realize. HEY, I just noticed these guys are here in Texas! YEEHAW!
ANPA stands for the "Anti-ninja pirates association," a new group I've decided to invent a couple minutes ago.
ninjas never existed!!!
First off, I am in!
Second, they did really exist: http://www.kankomie.or.jp/kanko/discover/iga.html
Third, Now Pirates are a complete FANTASY !!!
Iga and Koga are coming to get ya..